Some days I really love this fucking game, having some major business issues with a bunch of foreign fucktards so the opportunity to escape by spending naked time with two absolutely stunning birds is a blessing, right? Not today it wasn't, this was a fucking shocker.
Dasha, 20, Russian, brunette with blonde highlights, bisexual, 5’8”, size 8, 34B-24-34 £200
External Link/Members OnlyElsa, 26, Russian, blonde, bisexual, 5’8”, size 8, 34C-24-34 £250 [my top pricepoint, it annoys me giving one girl more than the other when I expect similar service from both, the top price one will always get the first and most damaging shot of the first unload, just to make sure she earns her extra £50, if I get some in her hair it’s justified, alas today wasn't one of those days]
External Link/Members Only The offering: owo, dfk, gfe [what I got was girlfriend experience after forgetting her birthday and shagging her best mate], cim, cif, cob.
Comms: Text to agency, all confirmed and address provided within minutes.
Venue: Same place I saw Anushka & Sylvia, the gaff with the nosy porter
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=118932.0 This time he asked my name, who I was seeing and my phone number, I said "this is a block of flats not Buckingham Palace, fuck off and mind your own business", thankfully the lift doors opened as I finished my sentence and I was off up.
The girls: The reality truly reflects the photos, Dasha is a gorgeous young model type, save for a very big conk, slightly discoloured [grey] teeth and pretty bad facial acne [which I hoped to help cure with some protein later], Elsa, older, mid twenties and despite a lack of animation in the flesh and a big angry spot on her forehead much better than the pictures.
They greeted me in dresses, both six footers in heels with the haughty air of girls who know they are hot and I thought I'm in for a treat.
This was one of those punts that ground painfully from an awkward meet and greet to a reluctant suck and fuck with all the in between stuff jarring harshly and unnaturally.
Both girls were disengaged and endured shallow kissing, no tongues, head and an inches deep blowjobs, little attention to balls and none to gooch, too much hand, body positioning to make groping and poking as difficult as possible.
They committed a number of cardinal whoring sins, exacerbated by the daft prices.
When we were naked and believe me they look spectacular, all natural, Dasha with a thigh tattoo, pale and flawless skin [apart from her face], Elsa, golden, both soft, young and delicious, I take a quick shower, return start light kissing and groping, was standing to attention and the bullshit started....
"It's so big" yea, whatever, suck it - Dasha reaches for a condom, I say "no, suck without" then she douses my cock and balls in that fucking disinfectant spray the Russian birds love so much, after yesterday and today I'm cleaner than an operating theatre.
She starts sucking taking the head and a couple of inches in, using her other hand as a barrier, I take her hands away and start to try and face fuck her, she moans and says "too much" as I kiss and grope Elsa who is reluctant and when I stroke her hair she immediately shakes it back into place.
I'm thinking this is a whoring flat, not a nightclub, I may be a dirty old middle aged fella but I'm paying for you to suck and fuck me, not give me the impression you are doing me a favour, you are hookers, not princesses.
I get Elsa to suck me a bit, after another spray of disinfectant then get a condom on and start fucking Dasha in cowgirl and crouching cowgirl, she moans and groans, wincing like she's taking a 12 incher like a large baby's arm holding a grapefruit, which is a slight exaggeration. Anyway, the old holding the cock so I don't go too deep is dealt with by me shoving her hand out of the way, saying "come on", she's pretty tight and a combination of fake groaning from them both, the reflection in the mirror and managing to get a finger in Elsa's pussy as I smash Dasha hard gets me over the edge and I shoot in the nodder.
They go into overdrive as I withdraw, using half a box of tissues to remove the rubber and any stray spunk then the dreaded spray again, at this point I'm considering changing my name to fucking Dettol.
I went to clean up and returned to find them texting furiously, still naked, so I jumped in the middle and we have a stilted awkward conversation, they avoid eye contact, I say, please suck him now, Dasha gets down to it, I gently push Elsa down to help, she reluctantly engages with my nads and I rise to the occasion. Elsa puts on a new Durex and jumps on in cowgirl, more fake moaning and groaning as she tries to mimic Dacha's result and making me cum, she fails and I fuck her hard and fast, the moaning and groaning gets real and watching this hot body bouncing on my cock and the slapping sound and getting my tongue in Dasha'a mouth and a hand on her arse with a finger near her ring piece gets me very close.
I pull out to a palpable look of disappointment on both girl's faces as they realise they need to do more work, manage to position them on their knees near the mirror, grab some lube, get one to cup my bollocks and the other to get a finger or two close to my arse and frantically toss myself off as they close their eyes and mouths tight as I start to lose the will to finish then one of them sighed, possibly out of boredom but I took it as a sign of encouragement and felt the sap rising, redoubled my efforts and spattered their faces, most satisfyingly getting some in their hair and onto the mirror as they flinched like boxers taking a punch with every spurt. Give them their due, they stayed down there until I finished with a flourish, smacking Elsa on the cheek with my cock, she pulled away in revulsion and virtually sprinted to the bathroom.
I had my third shower and dressed in difficult near silence, they smiled broadly as I left, saying please come back anytime as I closed the door, 50 minutes after I'd entered.
I sneered at the porter on the way out and spent ten minutes lambasting the agency who apologised profusely, said the had many good reviews from [deluded by beauty] clients and promised to make it up to me. What a fucking business!
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