It's Tontober 2019!
The idea is.... to only see escorts that are max £100 on the hour or £60 on the half hour (incall rates) during the month of October. You are making your Tontober commitment if you see her for 15 minutes or all night, even outcall. She's got to fall in the incall rate bracket though. Gold level win.
In some places, this is slim pickings. So you may award yourself a Silver Tontober punt if she is £120 ph or £70 phh.
Tontober is thus a commitment from Punters to only punt with girls who will punt for a ton (£100) during the month of October. We stretch this year to £120 (Silver only).
30 min for £60, 90 min for £140 and 2 hr for £180 also qualifies for Tontober Gold.
Q: £100 - even £120 - is too low. Surely they wont be good. Good escorts/courtesans cost upwards of £200/hr.
A: Price has no relation to quality. A cleaner in London is £10/hr. Ok, being an escort is different to being a cleaner, but still, many think that £100/hr is a fair price.
Q: I thought this was about escorts?
A: It is about punters commitment. Some escorts may want to keep business and price drop. Up to them.
Q: I thought this was about price drop?
A: It is in the long run. Because if we all punt more £100 escorts, the £200 escorts will have dusty phone.
Q: This wont work. Most punters have never heard of UKP.
A: We have bigger impact than you might think. In any case if you find a great escort for a ton (or £120), more fucking for you for your punting budget. Or more cash for other stuff..
Q: But Escorts wont drop their price. What is the point?
A: There are more punters that read UKP than ever. The good thing is, some can drop their price, but raise it again later (if they must) without seeming 'cheap'. They are just being good sports and playing along. Even Harrods has a sale. Also it is good to try out the £100 lasses every now and then. Last year, about 45 escorts - ones that we like to fuck - had price drops. Every little helps.
Q: Hmm. Not sure.
A: What is the worst that can happen. You have a dry month? You walk once or twice? You have a neutral fuck for £100? Look at the flip side. If you want great sex for £100/hr, more chance of starting with girls that are £100/hr and looking for great sex, than starting with girls that are £200 and hoping they like you so much they drop their price in half next time.
Please post if you commit to at least Silver. Tontober is about us. Any impact on escorts is welcome side effect.
