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Author Topic: Caudalie via diva - Earls Court  (Read 6534 times)

Offline golden bull

Saw this girl recently:

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Based in Escort central aka Earl’s Court, side road a few minutes from Warwick road exit.
Basement flat, felt a little bit exposed and didn’t help when I arrived some people next door was having a chit chat on the pavement.
Been here before when I saw the fuck bunny Hope and she told me then the landlord knows she’s a hooker😜.

Was in the mood for a punt so texted the agency about availability for xxx time and Caudalie was one of the options.
As she was in my hotlist for a while and liked her pics I opted to see her.
200 squids for the hour on members rate.

Caudalie:
Pictures must be old or photoshopped generously.
She does not appear to be as glamorous or as good looking or as slim as the pics depict. It is her for a fact but I’d say she looks 65-70% like her photos and definitely not a size 8.....at least size 10 if not more and she’s more chunky than my preference.
She has a happy demeanour, nice blonde hair and friendly disposition and seems happy that I was there.

The action:
Lizzies exchanged on arrival and she asked if I wanted extras, cim/ cim which I declined. Shower offered and taken. Shower was a decent size.... it was quite big to be honest but in a narrow and tiny bathroom if that makes any sense.

Came out and Caudalie was waiting for me by the bed and we commenced to make out. Service wise she’s willing and makes an effort.

Undressed her as we snogged but not too deep with the fk and revealed her big baps which I sucked and licked and groped.
Her forte for me has to be her owo. It’s better than average and she went to town on my dick as she sucked and licked with gusto and would gag as she went deep often.

I took her to the small mirror at the end of the room and sat on the chair as I made her suck me off and enjoyed the view as I played with her hair. I like her hair as she’s a natural silver blonde.

Condom on and round one she rode me cowgirl and she would bounce me hard and I didn’t last long. Her skin did feel clammy which put me off a bit but i soldiered on regardless.

She gave me a massage which was average at best during the interval and we got to know one another as we chitchat about things.

Soon I turned round and wanted seconds so I had her suck me off again and again she excelled at owo and I ended up face fucking her a bit.
I had her sucking me for quite a long time as I enjoyed this more than screwing her and after quite a long time condom on and I fucked her in mish, cg spoons and alternate between these positions until I was knackered.

Manoeuvred her next to me so we could kiss as I wanked and toyed with her big tits as she massaged my balls. Time was nearly up and I didn’t manage a second shot and I wanted an exit shower so I thanked her for her effort and jumped in the hot shower before heading out.

She’s a good SP and willing and she put in a shift hence my positive rating but tbh as an overall package I didn’t fancy her that much as she’s heavier than my ideal and probably a 6 in my book.

She’s definitely not worth £250 so I was glad a ticked her off my list @200 members rate.


Offline golden bull

Thanks! Saved me a trip.

No worries. If you like them slim as I do then probably not for you but if you don’t mind them chubbier then she’s ok as she works hard.
Like I said she’s not as hot as her pictures depict so worth £200 tops and you’d have to be a right mug and muppet to pay the full 250.

Offline justanotherinch

I thought the pics even if 80% of it IRL she would be knock out hot but seems as if she’s well off them, shame.

Still consider Diva tonight although it’s late. All the ones I shortlisted have been dented by reviews.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2020, 12:16:26 am by justanotherinch »

Offline king tarzan

Great your middle horn bulled her 👍👍👍 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline golden bull

I feel more of a muppet and mug for having spent £180 pounds on this average looker and I’d feel an even bigger muppet and mug for having spent £200 on that cleaning lady Dana or most the other skanks this dim twat likes to go with. Hope this creepy fag isn’t trying to grab my attention, he might be looking for his Bert.

Incidentally I saw Caudali for a third time, full on DFK throughout again and a fine puddle between her legs again.



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Isn’t man enough to comment here on my post the coward.

It’s amazing how this rainbow 🌈 trout just jumped onto my boat without I casting my fishing 🎣 line out far and is flapping about like the wounded homo he is. Looks like I caught a whopper 🎣🎣🎣🎣🤣😁... fucking mug.

As for the creepy tag, he’d better look in the mirror. Only he can be refused a agency membership which must say a lot about his character. They must think he’s a creep/cunt/ pantomime toff/conceited twat/likes to give away SP’s address on the web(extremely creepy behaviour)/ all of the above.

As for the the conceited homo’s comment on my choice of SP’s, first it was peasants and now cleaner, if chubby chaser wants my cum back on that he’d best go and scrape it off the back of his mums tonsils.

Once again thanks for confirming and responding to the muppet/ mug comment. Surprised he’s still here tbh as he gave 3 good reasons to stay away from Uk punting yet he’s still here preaching absolute bollocks and condescending to the choir, so he’s full of shit as well.

Absolute muppet.

Offline king tarzan

Isn’t man enough to comment here on my post the coward.

It’s amazing how this rainbow 🌈 trout just jumped onto my boat without I casting my fishing 🎣 line out far and is flapping about like the wounded homo he is. Looks like I caught a whopper 🎣🎣🎣🎣🤣😁... fucking mug.

As for the creepy tag, he’d better look in the mirror. Only he can be refused a agency membership which must say a lot about his character. They must think he’s a creep/cunt/ pantomime toff/conceited twat/likes to give away SP’s address on the web(extremely creepy behaviour)/ all of the above.

As for the the conceited homo’s comment on my choice of SP’s, first it was peasants and now cleaner, if chubby chaser wants my cum back on that he’d best go and scrape it off the back of his mums tonsils.

Once again thanks for confirming and responding to the muppet/ mug comment. Surprised he’s still here tbh as he gave 3 good reasons to stay away from Uk punting yet he’s still here preaching absolute bollocks and condescending to the choir, so he’s full of shit as well.

Absolute muppet.

Just ignore the Adonis/John travolta/James bond wanker cunt.. loves himself the shit stain does, just let him happily jerk off over himself..

Just relax man.. you carry on golden bulling with your middle horn!!!👍👍👍👍👍
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline golden bull

Just ignore the Adonis/John travolta/James bond wanker cunt.. loves himself the shit stain does, just let him happily jerk off over himself..

Just relax man.. you carry on golden bulling with your middle horn!!!👍👍👍👍👍

Amen 🙏.

Offline Stanford97

What a pair of thick yokel gobshites, at least Bert and Ernie have found each other.

Offline golden bull

What a pair of thick yokel gobshites, at least Bert and Ernie have found each other.
😴 💤💤💤💤
Really??? Five fucking days when this conversation is dead and buried and you bump it up just to say something stupid???

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
-Plato

PS: thanks for biting again Nemo 🤣🎣🎣🎣🎣🐳🐳🐟🐠
« Last Edit: December 12, 2020, 04:31:25 pm by golden bull »

Offline Stanford97

Really??? Five fucking days when this conversation is dead and buried and you bump it up just to say something stupid???
My first log in, get a hobby you squawking pondlife.

You sound like such a twat having these little hissy fits all the time, maybe you shouldn’t act like such a clutz in a china shop if you’re going to get so upset if someone points out what a fool you are.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
-Plato
About 95% of your posts seem to be superfluous dross you deluded idiot.

PS: thanks for biting again Nemo
The creepy fag admits to wanting my attention. Shame it can’t just focus on the SPs, I just want to avoid it’s dick breath.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2020, 06:34:07 pm by Stanford97 »

Offline golden bull

My first log in, get a hobby you squawking pondlife.

You sound like such a twat having these little hissy fits all the time, maybe you shouldn’t act like such a clutz in a china shop if you’re going to get so upset if someone points out what a fool you are.
About 95% of your posts seem to be superfluous dross you deluded idiot.
The creepy fag admits to wanting my attention. Shame it can’t just focus on the SPs, I just want to avoid it’s dick breath.

Such a twat. So many contradictions in your post your amoeba brain can’t process. Pot, kettle and black springs to mind.
This idiot claims to want to avoid me yet the first thing he does when he claims to log on for the first time is look for my post which is 3 pages back to get my attention by bumping it. Obviously been spying and following me like the creepy homo he is by going incognito.

Seriously get a life and stop stalking me weirdo because you’re becoming an obsessive freak and it’s not good for your mental health.



Offline Stanford97

Such a twat. So many contradictions in your post your amoeba brain can’t process. Pot, kettle and black springs to mind.
This idiot claims to want to avoid me yet the first thing he does when he claims to log on for the first time is look for my post which is 3 pages back to get my attention by bumping it. Obviously been spying and following me like the creepy homo he is by going incognito.

Seriously get a life and stop stalking me weirdo because you’re becoming an obsessive freak and it’s not good for your mental health.
This closet case is used to lying to it’s self. If it’s posts made no reference to myself I’d have definitely been avoiding them, they’re akin to dog turds on the pavement. I could make a fairly long list highlighting this cretin’s idiocy and BS, I’ll just wait for the yokel tit to start sniping at me for at least the fourth time.