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Offline zid

Just read that an accountant has defrauded his company out  of £1million and blew £68k of this on escorts.
He spent £50k just on Gemma Massey. I have seen her movies and she is rubbish.
Hope she was worth it?

Offline zid

It is in the Daily Mail today

Offline IAMBATMAN

If your gonna steal money from your boss may aswel spend it on something fun. She's not worth 50k tho, he could fuck anyone in porn for that



Offline zid

Yep £1k an hr and he apparently met her 50 times.
She took him to the cleaners.

Offline signy

Now I don't feel so bad about paying a couple of hundred quid for an escort.

Offline blend57

A grand an hour!! Fuck that

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Well she has to pay for her boob job and fake lips somehow.......

For 1k you can stay in a posh hotel in London and have a decent couple of hours with a real natural beauty. With champagne and caviar. Sort of a James Bond experience with a Bond girl. To tide you over until April next year when the new Bond film is finally released.

Offline Mr Sinister

Yep £1k an hr and he apparently met her 50 times.
She took him to the cleaners.

He's probably not the only one, this is what rich guys do, do you think they have a browse on here or read AW reviews? nope. Money is no objection you spend it without batting an eyelid.

If I had thousands to waste, I wouldn't be spending it on "high class escorts", "courtesans" etc...I'd be getting real VFM with some change over to splash big in maccies.

Offline southcoastpunter

Just read that an accountant has defrauded his company out  of £1million and blew £68k of this on escorts.


68 grand out of one million is not a huge amount on Escorts. Only about 7%.

I think I might have beaten that figure!!! (but not on Gemma Massey.)
« Last Edit: October 06, 2020, 06:30:21 pm by southcoastpunter »

Offline joninbristol

68 grand out of one million is not a huge amount on Escorts. Only about 7%.

I think I might have beaten that figure!!! (but not on Gemma Massey.)

 :thumbsup:
Keeps the economy going !


Offline joninbristol

Yep £1k an hr and he apparently met her 50 times.
She took him to the cleaners.

Bizarrely, I'm wondering if he took his glasses off, or if they got badly steamed up !!!  :lol:


Offline Rick2468

I found an older article about it:
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What a scummy thing to do if this leads to job losses.

I have to say he has done well wife-wise. It would take me a while before I got bored of her and had to visit escorts.

Offline MrMatrix

I found an older article about it:
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What a scummy thing to do if this leads to job losses.

I have to say he has done well wife-wise. It would take me a while before I got bored of her and had to visit escorts.
The guy is a fucking idiot. Ruined his life and no accouting firm will ever look at hiim again. As for Gemma, well as hot as she may look, no burd is worth £1000ph. Only idiots pay that - like this accountant. :dash: :dash: :dash:

Bet she couldnt believe her luck that this doughnut turned up :dash: :dash:

Offline willie loman

its amazing how often these cases happen, they steal money big time, and of course get caught, but they always spend the money on designer crap or high end escorts, porn stars, they never make their money work for them.

Offline Rick2468

its amazing how often these cases happen, they steal money big time, and of course get caught, but they always spend the money on designer crap or high end escorts, porn stars, they never make their money work for them.

It seems to me he (or they) were trying to display signs of wealth which is even more pathetic. The article says he lives in a £250K house in Derbyshire which doesn't sound all that flash to me (although don't know the area well). If your car is worth 30% of your house price you sound a bit moronic to me. Does he have a Bentley parked in the road outside a terrace? After reading the article fully I saw they are trying to recover the money in a civil claim (good luck with that) and also bringing a case of contempt of court against him so I expect jail time if he's found guilty.

The Daily Mail is a bit trashy and does exaggerate amounts. A colleague in my profession was jailed for murder a few years ago and the paper were claiming he earned £250K a year which I knew for a fact was bullshit because a friend of mine is a recruitment consultant who placed him in his job and he probably made about a third of that.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Stories like this are like curry to a piss head for the DM  :drinks:

At least Gemma looks well fuckable whereas this previous story also covered by the mail was about some accountant who blew £250K of stolen money doing £8/min calls with some fat bird he didn't even fuck  :dash:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241471.msg2469614#msg2469614

Offline OakTree

I'm sure that site aims at punters who haven't got a clue. You can get Shalina devine for 350 notes and christine shine for 300. I've wanked plenty over those two and would regard both of them as proper porn performers. Gemma Massey is dip a toe in merchant. She's just glam and shite.

Bizarrely you can cop off with Gabriel Fox for 300.....Really??

I think you'd have to be a loaded mug to use that agency.

Offline pbrown355

£68K out of 1mill. He wasn't trying very hard was he?

Offline Watts.E.Dunn

What I'd like to know is how does this go unnoticed by the directors of the company concerned?...

Offline GorillaWarfare

Gemma Massey is not worth it in the slightest but VFM goes out the door when you're spending someone else's money.

I'd fuck Gemma Massey 68 times if someone else was paying for it.

Offline Bonker

I think he's a twat cos he hasn't posted any reviews  :thumbsdown:

Offline sharpshoes78

Ok guys

You got me, I did it and damn proud

Offline MrMatrix

I think he's a twat cos he hasn't posted any reviews  :thumbsdown:
So funny Bonker.. :D :D :D :D

Offline hunkybc

I dont even think she is all that.  Looks way too fake.

Offline JamesKW

He's probably not the only one, this is what rich guys do, do you think they have a browse on here or read AW reviews? nope. Money is no objection you spend it without batting an eyelid.

If I had thousands to waste, I wouldn't be spending it on "high class escorts", "courtesans" etc...I'd be getting real VFM with some change over to splash big in maccies.

I doubt he was rich if he was stealing money from the company,if he has an O/H he was taking double the risk of being found out.

Offline WelshClipper

£65000 ? Chump change for some so go for it I say, if you can afford it.

But 50k of it on one escort ? Needs his bloody head felt.  :dash:


Offline WelshClipper

Now I don't feel so bad about paying a couple of hundred quid for an escort.

Absolutely  :thumbsup:

If I see 10 ROM's at 60 then an English stunner for 200. Works out pretty good overall   :)

Offline WelshClipper

What I'd like to know is how does this go unnoticed by the directors of the company concerned?...

Cos they were all at it. I am sure a lot were squeeming and shitting bricks when the guy got caught.

Though perhaps most were doing it with their own money.

Offline Doc Holliday

I think he's a twat cos he hasn't posted any reviews  :thumbsdown:

You are one funny guy  :D

However on that theme any North West punters reading may remember a prolific poster of reviews on a regional forum a few years ago, who it turned out was also embezzling from his company to fund his lifestyle.

In his case it was believed that his online persona as a prolific punter, much admired by his forum audience, took over his life and to maintain this persona he resorted to crime ... for which he was caught and punished.

Offline Bustydusty

You are one funny guy  :D

However on that theme any North West punters reading may remember a prolific poster of reviews on a regional forum a few years ago, who it turned out was also embezzling from his company to fund his lifestyle.

In his case it was believed that his online persona as a prolific punter, much admired by his forum audience, took over his life and to maintain this persona he resorted to crime ... for which he was caught and punished.
Who was that?

Offline Strawberry

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You are one funny guy  :D

However on that theme any North West punters reading may remember a prolific poster of reviews on a regional forum a few years ago, who it turned out was also embezzling from his company to fund his lifestyle.

In his case it was believed that his online persona as a prolific punter, much admired by his forum audience, took over his life and to maintain this persona he resorted to crime ... for which he was caught and punished.

Yes I remember.

Offline OakTree

You are one funny guy  :D

However on that theme any North West punters reading may remember a prolific poster of reviews on a regional forum a few years ago, who it turned out was also embezzling from his company to fund his lifestyle.

In his case it was believed that his online persona as a prolific punter, much admired by his forum audience, took over his life and to maintain this persona he resorted to crime ... for which he was caught and punished.

I remember that.

Offline mh

So to steal a joke from George Best, this guy stole £1M, spent £68K on prostitutes and the rest he just wasted...

Offline jeanphillipe

So to steal a joke from George Best, this guy stole £1M, spent £68K on prostitutes and the rest he just wasted...

always a good one that

Offline JAYZ

So many different beautiful women he could have spent time with.

Offline Home Alone

You are one funny guy  :D

However on that theme any North West punters reading may remember a prolific poster of reviews on a regional forum a few years ago, who it turned out was also embezzling from his company to fund his lifestyle.

In his case it was believed that his online persona as a prolific punter, much admired by his forum audience, took over his life and to maintain this persona he resorted to crime ... for which he was caught and punished.

Yep; I remember him, too. Last bumped into him at a Bit of a Do 7 or 8 years ago; he didn't seem that chastened by his time inside.

Not sure if he was still a punter then, though. ;)

Offline Marquis

What I'd like to know is how does this go unnoticed by the directors of the company concerned?...

Fraudsters can be very clever. I know from personal experience. The company might be making loads of profit and so the directors aren't inclined to look too closely, or it might have a large number of bills to process each month, making the odd dodgy invoice difficult to spot. Senior accountants are in a good position to work fiddles, so it's important that they are scrupulously honest and policed properly. But even if the directors are on the ball, here are some ways fraudsters cover their tracks:
1. Get a junior staff member to cover for them;
2. If a senior staff member has been doing something naughty, lean on them to sign off fraudulent transactions;
3, Get a supplier involved - say by sending invoices for £10k when in reality only £9k worth of goods have been supplied, then split the difference with the supplier. See External Link/Members Only for an example of this ;
4. Better still, set up your own company, perhaps with the help of a family member, to work the same scam as above;
5. Use 'hostesses' to work on trade fair stands, but slip in a hooker's bill with the legit invoices.

In a lot of cases, even if the original co-conspirator only intended to fiddle a few pounds, once they are compromised they can be leant on to keep up the deception. And, when the fraudster has got away with it a few times, they often start to get greedy.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2020, 12:03:26 pm by Marquis »

Offline JamesKW


3, Get a supplier involved - say by sending invoices for £10k when in reality only £9k worth of goods have been supplied, then split the difference with the supplier. See External Link/Members Only for an example of this ;


This one is hardest as the supplier needs to pay VAT on the extra and maybe corporation tax,the biggest fauds are often with charities or art institutions where there is little scrutiny and the trustees are not out to make a profit.

Offline Watts.E.Dunn

In a lot of cases, even if the original co-conspirator only intended to fiddle a few pounds, once they are compromised they can be leant on to keep up the deception. And, when the fraudster has got away with it a few times, they often start to get greedy.

Yes an old Geordie mate of mine said years ago;

"If you come across a barrel load of half crowns take a few off the top now and again , never all at once"

Offline Marquis

This one is hardest as the supplier needs to pay VAT on the extra and maybe corporation tax,the biggest fauds are often with charities or art institutions where there is little scrutiny and the trustees are not out to make a profit.

Agree with you for the most part. But surely the supplier would charge VAT on the invoice, so it's actually the customer that paid the VAT? And, in the example I gave, 4 Eng Ltd v Harper and Another, Mars was being ripped off for around 4 years before the fraudsters were found out, and only then when the supplier changed ownership.

Offline hermanmunster

There is one small company I once traded with. The directors turned an extremely profitable business into one that was (officially) only making small profits for tax purposes. 

They would purchase most of their goods from Eastern Europe and make about 80-90% profit margin.  However, the invoices in a foreign currency were entered into their own accounting records as sterling invoices and cash payments would clear the monies due to the supplier (no audit trail).  For example an invoice in Romanian Leu (at about 1GBP = 5 Rom Leu) for say 10,000 RL (£2,000) would be entered as £10,000 plus VAT = £12,000.  The director's would clear the supplier debt (in their books) by paying themselves £12,000 cash and then paying the supplier £2,000 (10,000 RL) out of their own pockets hence laundering £10,000.  Additionally their company would be recovering £2,000 in VAT that was fictitious, and their taxable profits would be £8,000 lower than they should have been. I estimated that they "stole" £250,000 in the single year I had knowledge of this.  Their accountants turned a blind eye to it.


Offline mh

For example an invoice in Romanian Leu (at about 1GBP = 5 Rom Leu) for say 10,000 RL (£2,000) would be entered as £10,000 plus VAT = £12,000.  The director's would clear the supplier debt (in their books) by paying themselves £12,000 cash and then paying the supplier £2,000 (10,000 RL) out of their own pockets hence laundering £10,000.  Additionally their company would be recovering £2,000 in VAT that was fictitious, and their taxable profits would be £8,000 lower than they should have been.

How long ago was this? I can't see it being possible with the linkages that are made now. If the manufactured invoices included VAT, which company's VAT registration number was used on them?

Also, any accountant that turned a blind eye to VAT fraud would be risking their entire business. Not worth it for no slice. And that's before the false accounting they were enabling!

Offline hermanmunster

How long ago was this? I can't see it being possible with the linkages that are made now. If the manufactured invoices included VAT, which company's VAT registration number was used on them?

Also, any accountant that turned a blind eye to VAT fraud would be risking their entire business. Not worth it for no slice. And that's before the false accounting they were enabling!

12 years approx.  They would have what appeared to be an ordinary company for a few years (making small profits and arousing no suspicions) and then dissolve it. If memory serves me correctly they used a real VAT number from an English company with similar initials when abbreviated. 

Offline Home Alone

Been mentioned here

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241179.msg2466509#msg2466509

Strange how memory plays tricks on you. While he was on bail pending his trial, I recall the criminal trying to pass this off as "merely a matter of money" and, therefore, presumably a 'victimless crime'. I had forgotten about the people who lost their jobs as a result of his embezzlement.


Offline Bonker

So funny Bonker.. :D :D :D :D

Thank you. There's nothing I appreciate more than appreciation.

I try not to post any serious opinions to avoid arguments and do my best to amuse. Even so, an SP on here said - it was obvious from my reviews that I hate women.  :unknown:
« Last Edit: October 07, 2020, 11:37:42 pm by Bonker »

Offline Home Alone

Thank you. There's nothing I appreciate more than appreciation.

I try not to post any serious opinions to avoid arguments and do my best to amuse. Even so, an SP on here said - it was obvious from my reviews that I hate women.  :unknown:

Wimmin, eh, Bonker?! ;) :D

I'll doubtless pinch the line I've highlighted, btw! ;) :D

Offline The Owl

If I blew 68K on prostitutes I'd have no cock left because I wouldn't waste the money on stupidly priced escorts with prices designed to rinse the mega-rich.