Tips for punting when my wife is working at home

[dubs]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

Mate... you're on ukpunting.com, not fucking mumsnet.

[Mansell]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

The only person whose attitude stinks is yours, to presume to know what others are going through. Never judge someone without knowing everything about them and I'm not even sure we have the right to then. I certainly wouldn't.

[Payyourwaymate]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

I used to think you were trolling but now I don't care. You're the best  .

[finn5555]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here.

You taking the piss or being a twat Can't decide 

[daviemac]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

No, it's your attitude that stinks, this site is where paid for sex is discussed and reviewed, if you don't like that try mumsnet.  Criticising punters is way out of order.

Going off your previous posts you are on very thin ice at the minute anyway, change your attitude and make some constructive contributions or you may find your membership revoked.

[tynetunnel]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

Brilliant piece of trolling! Thanks for sharpening my mind this morning. I had to read your post along with the one you quoted three times to be sure I hadn’t missed something! But I hadn’t! 

I will miss your posts 

[sparkus]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

BEST.  UKP.  POST.  EVER.

 

[joninbristol]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

So, here's someone who has posted a review, criticising others about behaviour with respect to their marital status.
Either you're married yourself, and therefore a complete hypocrite, divorced and didn't take any interest in your own relationship (maybe bitter), or you're single and haven't a clue about the machinations of marital relationships, and therefore not in a position to criticise others.

When you've a profile name of County Militia and a US flag as your avatar, and assuming you're in a relationship, it kind of looks like you're playing away from home when you're in Southampton, UK, which makes you an even bigger hypocrite. Or maybe it doesn't count in your mind when you're shagging someone behind your OH's back, so long as it's on another continent. And over here, we tend to sort out our own problems - we don't go to a counsellor every time the fridge light breaks. It's not very British. So you can probably also add cultural insensitivity to your list of "felonies".

But hey, how silly of me, now I'm making unfounded assumptions about YOUR marital relationship.
Maybe your wife won't go to counselling? Maybe you're technically married but in the throws of a bitter divorce.
Who am I to know, let alone judge?

See my point?
Keep the reviews coming.....

[sparkus]

So, here's someone who has posted a review, criticising others about behaviour with respect to their marital status.
Either you're married yourself, and therefore a complete hypocrite, divorced and didn't take any interest in your own relationship (maybe bitter), or you're single and haven't a clue about the machinations of marital relationships, and therefore not in a position to criticise others.

When you've a profile name of County Militia and a US flag as your avatar, and assuming you're in a relationship, it kind of looks like you're playing away from home when you're in Southampton, UK, which makes you an even bigger hypocrite. Or maybe it doesn't count in your mind when you're shagging someone behind your OH's back, so long as it's on another continent. And over here, we tend to sort out our own problems - we don't go to a counsellor every time the fridge light breaks. It's not very British. So you can probably also add cultural insensitivity to your list of "felonies".

But hey, how silly of me, now I'm making unfounded assumptions about YOUR marital relationship.
Maybe your wife won't go to counselling? Maybe you're technically married but in the throws of a bitter divorce.
Who am I to know, let alone judge?

See my point?
Keep the reviews coming.....

The profile name and avatar (both of the 1700s) more scream military buff than anyone who's likely to be up to no good on shore leave or knows one end of a rifle from the other.  Unless, sire, he travels to punts by stagecoach and tips his hat to the madam on leaving.

[daviemac]

When you've a profile name of County Militia and a US flag as your avatar,

That flag is the highly controversial 'Betsy Ross' flag, that originated in a time when slavery was rife in the USA. A subject that is not suitable for this thread except to say it's use as an avatar coupled with his choice of user name gives an insight into the type of person he is.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

What possessed you to post such a ludicrous response to a perfectly reasonable request by the OP? I'm a married punter. And possibly at the fluffier end of the spectrum in terms of the respect I show both my wife and SPs. What qualifies you to question that respect of me, the OP, or anyone else?

As others have said, you are on the wrong forum and may want to jump off. Before you get kicked off

[scutty brown]

I hope I'm posting this in the right place. If not, feel free to redirect me.

I've been punting on and off for a few years now, so that I can enjoy the variety cancelled out by married life without fear of the consequences.

I mostly work from home whereas my wife doesn't. In usual circumstances, when needs must, I can sneak out in the middle of the day; satisfy my needs then return home and scrub up before she suspects a thing.

With the pandemic easing up, I really fancy another punt. However, with the wife at home, it seems quite risky. I was wondering if anyone (who has already navigated a similar situation) had any tips as to how I could minimise risk, or is it completely unadvisable?

If your wife is at home, off work, then its time to put pressure on her to contribute more: suggest to her that she tries escorting.
If necessary offer to be her driver.
But if you get her working from home, it gives you a good excuse to go out whoring yourself

[Picti]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

This is what happens when a mumsneter seeks artificial insemination and is inadvertently given sperm from a UKP donor. The internal discord is expressed in the resulting offspring,  as above.

I don't punt when in a relationship or when I was married. However, I don't judge those who do  because I don't know their circumstances or the contribution of the loved, respected, and trusted wife to their motivation to seek extramarital sex. The quality of a marriage has bidirectional influences CM.

[Fuzzyduck]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

you're an absolute riot, chap, throwing all those morality bombs down from the sanctity of your ivory tower. Tell me, what's broken with you that you feel so compelled to call out other people's failings on a forum like this? Does it make you feel better?

[joninbristol]

The profile name and avatar (both of the 1700s) more scream military buff than anyone who's likely to be up to no good on shore leave or knows one end of a rifle from the other.  Unless, sire, he travels to punts by stagecoach and tips his hat to the madam on leaving.

Oooooo, don't, those big crinoline dresses and ankle boots make me giddy with desire !

[joninbristol]

That flag is the highly controversial 'Betsy Ross' flag, that originated in a time when slavery was rife in the USA. A subject that is not suitable for this thread except to say it's use as an avatar coupled with his choice of user name gives an insight into the type of person he is.

Ah, thank you, I did wonder - learned something there, always appreciated.
As Sparkus said, it may be that he's a military or reenactment buff, but I think I'd have chosen something less provocative.
On the back of which, totally agree with both of the points you made.

[Payyourwaymate]

That flag is the highly controversial 'Betsy Ross' flag, that originated in a time when slavery was rife in the USA. A subject that is not suitable for this thread except to say it's use as an avatar coupled with his choice of user name gives an insight into the type of person he is.

Betsy Ross was a quaker I thought, quakers were opposed to slavery. I suspect the flag was taken up by parties associated with oppression for their own agenda which now leads people associating the flag with oppression of all sorts.

[daviemac]

Betsy Ross was a quaker I thought, quakers were opposed to slavery. I suspect the flag was taken up by parties associated with oppression for their own agenda which now leads people associating the flag with oppression of all sorts.

American politics and or racism in America are not suitable topics for either this thread or the site in general. The only point I was making is that County Militia has a controversial picture as an avatar, has a controversial name and makes controversial posts.

If anyone wants to know how and why they are controversial, Google is your friend.

[mh]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

That gave me a laugh. Top trolling!

Not sure why it would have been Meritofmirth's post to be the one to tip a god-fearing, spouse-adoring, prostitute-visiting red-neck to blow up, but never mind, fire up the General Lee and get yourself round to your cousin's place for some good old fashioned "family fun" that definitely isn't incestuous 'cos nobody really knows for sure who her father was...
 

[sparkus]

American politics and or racism in America are not suitable topics for either this thread or the site in general. The only point I was making is that County Militia has a controversial picture as an avatar, has a controversial name and makes controversial posts.

If anyone wants to know how and why they are controversial, Google is your friend.

Anyone got a link for Viz's 'Yankee Dougall'?

[MissWolf]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

WOW not at all judgemental are you

You do realise you are on a punting forum where punters aka men, many of whom are married review girls they have fucked for money?

Seriously you need to give your head a wobble mate 

[Redpunter]

Your attitude absolutely stinks here. What a selfish and inconsiderate person you appear to be. Where is the love, respect and trust you show to your wife? There doesn't appear to be any! Here's a tip, why not take up a hobby with your wife that doesn't involve sneaking out to put your dick in a stranger because you aren't getting any sex at home, showing utter disrespect to your wife. At the very least you should go and get some marriage counseling. 

Could you explain to all the punters on here why you are lurking and showing nothing but disrespect to everyone, do us all a favour and crawl back to where you belong, you def don’t belong in this forum.