A few days in Barcelona

[Steely Dan]

Day 1
Before I arrive in Barcelona, I decide to book a few escorts.  First up, I book Steissy from Vecinitas.  Mid-afternoon, via Telegram App, they tell me Steissy is not available but gave me a few choices.   They also gave me an option of a ‘presentation’ when I arrive (which means a line up).  Instead, I just chose Merida, who was very nice looking: slim, medium tits, fake red hair an unfortunate nose piercings and a few tats. Euro 120/hour.  The venue was easy to get to and they let me in on time when I texted my arrival.  I had a great hour with Merida – nice kisser, great OWO, enthusiastic during RO.  Pretty good at English. Had sex in a few positions.  Only minor negative was I sometimes had to be a bit gentle while fucking as she was a bit small.  I thought the venue was fine: nice high ceilinged room in an old flat.  Great arrangement, great price, nice girl. Would book again.

Now please don’t judge me as I was silly from then on.  I tell you, so you do better.  Despite my previous experiences, the comments on ISG forum and here, I decided to check out stripper bar Bacarra.  It was €50 to get in which included 2 drinks.  (Clever marketing as you might stay a while).  It looks like a Spearmint Rhino type club with 10 or so hot girls scattered about a shiny room, but no one dancing.  One other guy there.  So, 2 attach themselves to me and ask for a drink.  They say I can get them both a drink for €100.  They glue themselves to me for the next 15 minutes, but no interesting chat, they just relentlessly ask me to ‘go upstairs’ with them.  They give me a menu of services which is no help at all since it is random drinks priced up to €3000 with no clear guide of what service each drink leads to.  I say no.  They bugger off. Then all the girls in the club in some crazy sisterhood leave me to drink my second drink all alone.  Never go to Bacarra.

The stupid brain is still active so as I walk around the corner, I pass by Blue Velvet club.  The bouncer says I can go in for only €30.  Curious/stupid, I pay him and go in.  He phones down and on entry there are more than a dozen girls in lingerie in a scrum around the entrance welcoming me.  Sexy, yes, but really?  I almost leave.  Instead, I push through the skin to the bar and claim a drink.  I end up sitting with a girl.  Hot as hell and good English so I get her a drink.  She gently suggests I go upstairs with her for €200.  I am randy as hell, and spent too much for no sex since Merida so I pay the 200.  We go upstairs … into a taxi.  Ten to 15 minute drive to a love hotel sort of place.  Another girl came along for the taxi ride and then convinces me to add her to the party for another €200. Why did I agree? Drunk man with punting card charged with cash. Pretty sure I got a round of overpriced drinks too. Anyway, I have quite a nice session with them.  Minimal kissing.  Was quite jolly I suppose (I do like a pussy on my face with another pussy on my dick), but terrible value for money.  Will not go back to Blue Velvet.

I turn down the taxi ride back to the shit club. But I now don’t know where the hell I am and it is about 3AM.  I walk up the main road looking for a Metro station.  I come across Club Roma.  Free to get in. €10 drink for me. €40 for 30min with a girl from Cuba. A great fuck. Good finish to a crazy night.

[Steely Dan]

Day 2
While I have some plans later in the week to be more sensible and book more girls, I have an unexpected night off. After my colleagues leave, I spot Beachclub bar.  I stupidly think I might have a drink and watch a pole dance here. So, I overpay to go in. But like the two before, it is just girls sitting around.  I meet a hot as hell Czech girl. After I buy her an overpriced drink, I have a great chat with her.  She explains that they have rooms on site, and I can fuck her with no taxi ride.  I pay something silly on my card.  We indeed fuck in a well-designed little room behind the bar.  It was nice sex, but I promise myself I will stop throwing my money away.

I head to club Urgall 150.  A clone of Roma.  Free to get in, a tiny bar but does not pretend to be a pole dance club – it is just a brothel. I take two girls to a room (only €60 each).  They are not good at English, so I pull up a card app on my phone and we play high card strip poker.  Very amusing.  They get me naked first (I lose), but the Argentina girl wins and her prize is RO.  I get OWO at the same time from the other girl clearly.  Sometimes it is nice to lose. A light friendly atmosphere as we then have sex for the next 45 minutes. I decide I like Haima clubs.

[Steely Dan]

Day 3
I am done with just clubs so I text Vecinitas on telegram again for a lunch time fuck.  Steissy not available.  (I am tempted to ask for her Mom, but I am quite sure they won’t know that song.) I book Alicia.  €120 for one hour.  Great looking young Spanish girl.  Best kisser of the week.  English OK.  Sex also excellent.  And she really is good company, and did I say a great kisser?

Later, after some time on the beach and dinner, I head to Club Muntaner (also Haima).  I spend half an hour with a small Peruvian girl (exotic Inca look).  Then after a break, half an hour with a black Columbian girl who was not overweight, but had big tits and crazy huge arse. Nice contrast.

[Steely Dan]

Day 4
So, I round out the week with an Indy I found on GirlsBCN. Alma Blue had 2 stars for price and was €200 Euros/hr.   Incall to her apartment – arranged it all on telegram.  Very good apartment – she met me outside and took me up.  We had a shower together which is good fun - soapy massage of her B cup tits, and nice soapy play with my dick.  Native to Barcelona, but perfect English.  Very beautiful blond.  Great snog. Great OWO, nice friendly fucking.  If I lived in Barca, she would be a reg for sure.  Maybe with Alicia (alternate weeks?)

Not much later on (mid-afternoon) I decide to try Roma.  It said on the door they open at 5PM, but one of the girls had told me the Haima clubs never close.  Sure enough, I walk in with no trouble.  Instead of girls sitting at the bar though, it is empty.  ‘Mommy’ appears and tells me she will sort out a line up.  Three appear from wherever, one-by-one.  I choose a slim back girl from Dominican republic.  €10 for my drink, €30 for her drink, €40 for 30 min in the back room. Nice girl, but no DFK and a bit of a starfish when it comes to sex.

I don’t want to summon a second-choice girl (seems awkward), so I wander over to Urgall 150.  Also open, also a line up.  I choose a tiny-titted Latin-looking Panamanian.  She looked quiet but smiled at me.  Since it is my 3rd girl of the day, I worry I might be tired, so I start with very patient RO.  She goes absolutely crazy for it.  Harry met Sally noises.  Then she is rampant for my dick and so I rise to the occasion as it were.  She rides me like mad, with DFK, tit sucking (Ok, basically just nice nipples on a flat chest) and lot of enthusiasm.  Crazy play for 15 minutes and a bit – ‘mommy’ needed to phone to stop us. Great way to finish the week.

[wes2014]

Great info - thanks! Heading there at the weekend and Vecinitas sounds like a good option. Will report back on any visits. They have replied very quickly on Telegram so that is a good start.

[webpunter]

Day 2
While I have some plans later in the week to be more sensible and book more girls, I have an unexpected night off. After my colleagues leave, I spot Beachclub bar.  I stupidly think I might have a drink and watch a pole dance here. So, I overpay to go in. But like the two before, it is just girls sitting around.  I meet a hot as hell Czech girl. After I buy her an overpriced drink, I have a great chat with her.  She explains that they have rooms on site, and I can fuck her with no taxi ride.  I pay something silly on my card.  We indeed fuck in a well-designed little room behind the bar.  It was nice sex, but I promise myself I will stop throwing my money away.

Barcelona is my fave european city, for our fave sport & generally the whole place [the people, nightlife, bars restaurants, beach footy etc]
Have been to the beach club on two separate visits
On the 1st it was rammed busy, loads of SPs & punters
A good vibe
Ventured into one of the on site rooms with a fittie, compact [as you reference] but modern & with a jacuzzi

2nd visit a couple of years later it was quieter & was about to walk [average burds & sky high pricing] when a stunner came into my eyeline
My willpower evaporated
This time was off site but close by maybe 50m across the road
Thought a bit weird walking into a car park with a door hidden away & some entrance corridor with a very low ceiling then into a pukka room

Will deffo do a return when in Barcelona if only for old-times etc
My preferred Barca knocking shop is La Vie en Rose but they shut much earlier [maybe midnight as opposed to 5am at the beachclub]

Excellent reporting on your adventures 

[ddddrrrrrr]

Cheers for the report. These Haima clubs sounds like good value. I will have to check them out.

[Cambridgy]

Yep - really helpful - any links to the clubs and/or the telegram links would be really helpful.
I’ll be heading over in a month with a bisexual female mate - so we’ll be looking for genuinely bisexual SPs. Always a bit tricky - so will start the legwork now if possible on Telegram and Seeking.

Thanks 

[webpunter]

Yep - really helpful - any links to the clubs and/or the telegram links would be really helpful.
I’ll be heading over in a month with a bisexual female mate - so we’ll be looking for genuinely bisexual SPs. Always a bit tricky - so will start the legwork now if possible on Telegram and Seeking.

Thanks 

You lucky Alan B'stard, have fun
I want to help so here's one to start you off
External Link/Members Only
He's certainly packing, in all departments
In the legwork might be an idea to include some stretching exercises
Both of you
23cm 

[Steely Dan]

Yep - really helpful - any links to the clubs and/or the telegram links would be really helpful.

The links to the clubs and agencies are all from here:
External Link/Members Only)

In terms of telegram, I just used it as a text app using the girls phone numbers (I don't use WhatsApp for punting).  I did find GirlsBCN easier to navigate than the other sites, but that might just be me.

[Cambridgy]

You lucky Alan B'stard, have fun
I want to help so here's one to start you off
External Link/Members Only
He's certainly packing, in all departments
In the legwork might be an idea to include some stretching exercises
Both of you
23cm 

Thank you - and for your concern I should have been clearer that she’s Bi - not me - so we’re arranging MFF - and need a genuinely Bisexual F to join

[Cambridgy]

The links to the clubs and agencies are all from here:
External Link/Members Only)

In terms of telegram, I just used it as a text app using the girls phone numbers (I don't use WhatsApp for punting).  I did find GirlsBCN easier to navigate than the other sites, but that might just be me.

Thank you appreciate the help.

[webpunter]

Thank you - and for your concern I should have been clearer that she’s Bi - not me - so we’re arranging MFF - and need a genuinely Bisexual F to join

I was but jesting, you did leave the goal wide open 

Edit: which would be like sumfink else with 23cm up there 

[StevenSELondon]

Thanks for the info!
Heading there for later in the week.

Plan will now be;

1) land
2) attend meetings
3) massage in Thai Zen
4) check in to hotel
5) dinner
6) explore local haima club(s)
7) beer
8) sleep
9) fly home

Who says work is boring!

[webpunter]

Thanks for the info!
Heading there for later in the week.

Plan will now be;

1) land
2) attend meetings
3) massage in Thai Zen
4) check in to hotel
5) dinner
6) explore local haima club(s)
7) beer
8) sleep
9) fly home

Who says work is boring!

Boring yeah right, jump at the chance of a Barca trip 

I see that you've been there before & reviewed
#metoo
www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=269859.msg2781283#msg2781283

What a trip to look forward to
I'd try & phone ahead & make a booking if you know the meeting timings
The fastest meeting ever 
& take plenty of folding

I went for the two girl option offered @ €100
The 2nd burd was passable but nowhere near as fit as the one i picked
[tho the 2nd did offer for OWO for +€50 which i declined, i wasnt running out of cash but getting close ish]
I wish i;d stuck with the picked one & added 1/2hr for €100 instead which was another option
Reckon once you are there with a burd you can stay pretty much as long as you like / can afford

For the clubs later on your recovery time must be faster than mine
I was soooo completely drained
To go again after tanks fully emptied a good few hours needed recuperating & a kamagra
Afterwards I went back to my hotel & had a well earned sleep
Easy to buy viagra over the counter in Espana

Have fun & we await your report on your escapades

[StevenSELondon]

@Steely.

Did Urgell, Muntaner and Roma all have jacuzzi rooms?
They all seem pretty close to each other, but with restrictive schedule, trying to figure out where best to head if I can only get a flying visit in!

[webpunter]

@Steely.

Did Urgell, Muntaner and Roma all have jacuzzi rooms?
They all seem pretty close to each other, but with restrictive schedule, trying to figure out where best to head if I can only get a flying visit in!

External Link/Members Only

This set up is probably one of the most modern & well equipped knocking shops that i've ever been to
Google the gaff & look on images
Attached is an example

The shop man makes a few €uros
Depending on how busy you'll be presented with a line up maybe 5-8 burds
There'll likely be a fittie or two

Hidden Image/Members Only

[Steely Dan]

@Steely.

Did Urgell, Muntaner and Roma all have jacuzzi rooms?
They all seem pretty close to each other, but with restrictive schedule, trying to figure out where best to head if I can only get a flying visit in!

Not sure, I just used the beds. 

On reflection, I think one of the rooms (Urgell?) had a big bath fitted with water jets, but it was empty and we just used it as a shower tray. I had no interest in staying there 30 minutes while they filled it up.

[StevenSELondon]

Thanks both!

[Mr Sinister]

Sounds like you had a good time Dan, was in Barcelona earlier this yeah with mates we avoided the strip clubs as we were told it's pricey and risky by a local.

I ended punting using the ad sites like nuevoloquo.com which got me a couple of big booty latinas and one very large chebbed Spanish GILF.

Overall Barcelona is a brilliant city

[wes2014]

I tried Vecinitas but was unlucky I think. Messaged on Telegram and comms were good. Was told that three girls were available so walked up. Nice area and easy access. Messaged again when I was close and given a description of two girls now available. Buzzed in and was met by Nuria who showed me to a small bedroom and explained that Violeta was also available. She disappeared and Violeta arrived. Cute young portuguesa and I opted for her. Mistake.
She told me she spoke no English and I said no problem as I speak enough Spanish. I think it was her way of giving me the brush off.
Anyway she took me through and disappeared while I had a shower. She came back still dressed and when I went to kiss her she pulled away and then attacked my neck kissing me vampire style.
She then quickly moved down to take my limp dick in her mouth. That wasn’t working for me so I tried to kiss again (this had been clearly offered on telegram) but again she started kissing my neck.
So I signalled I wanted to go down on her. No me gusta! So that was out of bounds.
She went back to sucking my cock with her nice ass well out of reach. Her top came off and remarkably she let me suck on her nipples.
I tried again but getting nowhere I told her this wasn’t working for me and told her I was leaving. She looked surprised and then bizarrely asked if I was happy with her !?!
Anyway I dressed and walked out to be met at the door by a Glovo food delivery guy who was probably bringing her dinner.
Only slight positive was I only chose 30 minutes and wasted 80 euros rather then 120€ had I gone for the hour.

[CityTillIDie]

I’m just back from BCN. My first visit for over 4 years

I had 6 full days wandering the city, some research done each morning.
I used GirlsBCN and saw 3 from there
Also nuevoloquo, saw 2 from there. Both were around two minutes walk from my apartment. A lot of the girls on there speak no English but my Spanish is pretty good these days.
I also had two sessions with stunning TS girls. Unbelievable

I find half the fun (mmm, maybe not half!) is the research and contact. The girls are far more open-minded than in the U.K.  And significantly cheaper! I had two sessions of 30 minutes with a very fit and passionate Colombian of around 26 yo. Unbelievable sessions! €50 each session with shower before and after, plus a drink. That’s about £42.

I’ll do some full reviews in the next week or so. I’ve got 4 U.K. reviews at least to post, also

In summary, I don’t know how you can beat BCN for choice, vfm, passion and overall service

CTID

[thebadooboy]

Day 2
While I have some plans later in the week to be more sensible and book more girls, I have an unexpected night off. After my colleagues leave, I spot Beachclub bar.  I stupidly think I might have a drink and watch a pole dance here. So, I overpay to go in. But like the two before, it is just girls sitting around.  I meet a hot as hell Czech girl. After I buy her an overpriced drink, I have a great chat with her.  She explains that they have rooms on site, and I can fuck her with no taxi ride.  I pay something silly on my card.  We indeed fuck in a well-designed little room behind the bar.  It was nice sex, but I promise myself I will stop throwing my money away.

I head to club Urgall 150.  A clone of Roma.  Free to get in, a tiny bar but does not pretend to be a pole dance club – it is just a brothel. I take two girls to a room (only €60 each).  They are not good at English, so I pull up a card app on my phone and we play high card strip poker.  Very amusing.  They get me naked first (I lose), but the Argentina girl wins and her prize is RO.  I get OWO at the same time from the other girl clearly.  Sometimes it is nice to lose. A light friendly atmosphere as we then have sex for the next 45 minutes. I decide I like Haima clubs.

Looks like they raised up their price to 70 Euros for 1 hour and 50 for half hour. Still excellent VFM.

Actually scrap that their pricing is all over the place. Balmes says 130 per hour External Link/Members Only (and adds The first service costs €90 per hour) when the main page says 70 euros.