Heidi- Blair St

[Hooples cat]

Yes, I know, the "Negative" in the heading for this post is verging on heresay amongst the majority here but, anyway, here goes.....

Had a chance to punt at the weekend for a change so went to Blair St where the legendary Heidi was on. I'd never seen her before, but the girl temporarily manning the desk was a kind of pretty, pale girl of whom I wondered....is this Heidi? Later on in the lounge it transpired that it indeed was.

There were four girls on-Heidi, Roberta (I think) whom I'd seen before, Claire who I still don't fancy despite her losing some weight and an EE girl whom I'd not seen before.

Contrary to the rave reviews, to me Heidi's got a girl-next-door body and face- Olivia (about whom I was maybe a little unfair in a post a few months ago) is much more model-girl and "hot" than Heidi. In fact I found myself fancying the EE-with-no-name more than Heidi but decided that 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong and picked Heidi anyway.

It was all a bit insipid. She wasn't comfortable so I asked for a massage to let her get into the swing of things. After 10 minutes of decidedly non-arousing rubbing of my upper and middle back, I reluctantly turned over. The next 15 minutes consisted of OW, no FK (never mind DFK) and some very vanilla fucking.

Now, I know it sometimes takes two to create a negative review and maybe my initial disappointment that she wasn't my idea of a stunner came through. I'm also a very quiet punter; I'm not in the least hail-fellow-well-met, and that (to some WGs) signals "potential nutter". So...........maybe it was a chemistry thing. And before somebody asks...I was sober, clean, respectful and, while no Brad Pitt, I'm not disgusting-I don't think. Anyway......she was a bit chattier and more relaxed in the last 5 minutes so maybe a second visit would be better. On the other hand.... maybe not.

I don't think I'll be back for Heidi, especially if Joanne is on at Carol's down the road, where (for less money) I can have pretty intense sex with a nice girl who also has a gorgeous body.

Incidentally, the stock picture someone posted a few months back to give an idea of Heidi facially is a very good resemblance.

More generally, I'm realising since joining UKP, that punting (like real life) is in the eye of the beholder; just because a girl's got rave reviews doesn't mean you're going to have a great time.
It can help you identify your "type" eg Denisa of Govan is now on my list because of a recent review and it can also help you avoid the real no-no girls. But you can't reliably predict chemistry and no forum, even one as open as this one, can do that for you.

Anyway, the Heidi experience was so unfulfilling that it forced me back to sample Glasgow indie-land almost immediately... of which more in the next post, maybe in the discussion section.

[Happy99]

Totally agree beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Also chemistry is something you can even have on the phone, but you dont really know until you meet them so walking into a situation like that must be difficult. I find older women sexy. Used to go to this house that specialised in really glam top mature ladies. They used to walk out from behind the curtains and introduce themselves nicely all dressed up. Then you would say which one you wanted. They had a good web site so you knew each day who would be on with anonymised pics so you had a good idea what day to go for the ones you fancied. I wouldnt do that these days though, would only go indie.

[bepi]

Yes, I know, the "Negative" in the heading for this post is verging on heresay amongst the majority here but, anyway, here goes.....

Had a chance to punt at the weekend for a change so went to Blair St where the legendary Heidi was on. I'd never seen her before, but the girl temporarily manning the desk was a kind of pretty, pale girl of whom I wondered....is this Heidi? Later on in the lounge it transpired that it indeed was.

There were four girls on-Heidi, Roberta (I think) whom I'd seen before, Claire who I still don't fancy despite her losing some weight and an EE girl whom I'd not seen before.

Contrary to the rave reviews, to me Heidi's got a girl-next-door body and face- Olivia (about whom I was maybe a little unfair in a post a few months ago) is much more model-girl and "hot" than Heidi. In fact I found myself fancying the EE-with-no-name more than Heidi but decided that 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong and picked Heidi anyway.

It was all a bit insipid. She wasn't comfortable so I asked for a massage to let her get into the swing of things. After 10 minutes of decidedly non-arousing rubbing of my upper and middle back, I reluctantly turned over. The next 15 minutes consisted of OW, no FK (never mind DFK) and some very vanilla fucking.

Now, I know it sometimes takes two to create a negative review and maybe my initial disappointment that she wasn't my idea of a stunner came through. I'm also a very quiet punter; I'm not in the least hail-fellow-well-met, and that (to some WGs) signals "potential nutter". So...........maybe it was a chemistry thing. And before somebody asks...I was sober, clean, respectful and, while no Brad Pitt, I'm not disgusting-I don't think. Anyway......she was a bit chattier and more relaxed in the last 5 minutes so maybe a second visit would be better. On the other hand.... maybe not.

I don't think I'll be back for Heidi, especially if Joanne is on at Carol's down the road, where (for less money) I can have pretty intense sex with a nice girl who also has a gorgeous body.

Incidentally, the stock picture someone posted a few months back to give an idea of Heidi facially is a very good resemblance.

More generally, I'm realising since joining UKP, that punting (like real life) is in the eye of the beholder; just because a girl's got rave reviews doesn't mean you're going to have a great time.
It can help you identify your "type" eg Denisa of Govan is now on my list because of a recent review and it can also help you avoid the real no-no girls. But you can't reliably predict chemistry and no forum, even one as open as this one, can do that for you.

Anyway, the Heidi experience was so unfulfilling that it forced me back to sample Glasgow indie-land almost immediately... of which more in the next post, maybe in the discussion section.

I saw Hiedi last week, her attitude has changed a bit in the last couple of months she seems to have the "don't care" approach at the moment and not as good in the room as she used to be.

[Thehun10]

She has been there a long time, over 10 years at least.
I seen her about 6 months ago which was the first time in years.
It was ok but I don't think I would see her again.

[Marmalade]

She has been there a long time, over 10 years at least.
I seen her about 6 months ago which was the first time in years.
It was ok but I don't think I would see her again.

Your opinion of her seems to have gone down from previous posts.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10372.0

I haven't seen her, but was starting to feel rather underwhelmed by people saying she was 'perfection personified' and similar crap.  When people use such superlatives it usually means they don't get out enough.
 

[Thehun10]

You went to all the bother of looking that up, you sad man.

[willie loman]

She has been there for 7 years, like most girls she is hopeless at massage, on a recent visit I too noticed a coolness, still it was a good enough punt, and you can always have a bit of chat with her.

[Marmalade]

You went to all the bother of looking that up, you sad man.

Not fucking sad mate. She's one of the most reviewed sauna girls and was on my list should I visit that part of town. The reviews of her are fragmented over several threads. I recalled you had mentioned most of the BSS girls and thought your reviews were maybe more reliable than most. It wasn't you that gave the superlatives though and you should not take the hump where none was intended. Better just to say her service standard has changed or give more details instead of getting personal surely.

Whenever looking at reviews, it is good practice for any punter to run a search on the prossies name. Bit sad if you think one review is all that can be said.

 

[Thehun10]

You went to all the bother of replying to that, you sad man.

[Marmalade]

You went to all the bother of replying to that, you sad man.

You seem to have a thing about sadness. 

[auldie63]

Re Glasgow Denisa  I was there a few weeks ago and not an experience I would repeat. She's EE, not that I have not met some great girls from there but this one barely speaks english and was as mechanical and uninterested as possible, take my advice and spend your pennies elsewhere.

[well_ung]

As i was in Edinburgh city centre i decide to go to blair street sauna for a quick half hour today.

3 girls on Heidi , Olivia, and Goldie, new polish (about 28) Olivia was busy, but have have heidi a few times so knew i couldn't go wrong.

quick massage, mainly on my cock  owo, went down on her till she was nice and wet, on with the condom fucked her in missionary, then took her from behind. with her telling me to fuck her harder and making all the right noises.

finished with cim / cof 

good punt no complaints .

girls now have new white uniforms like scientist's gowns lol Heidi has had hers taken in to fit her small frame.

[willie loman]

Yes, I know, the "Negative" in the heading for this post is verging on heresay amongst the majority here but, anyway, here goes.....

Had a chance to punt at the weekend for a change so went to Blair St where the legendary Heidi was on. I'd never seen her before, but the girl temporarily manning the desk was a kind of pretty, pale girl of whom I wondered....is this Heidi? Later on in the lounge it transpired that it indeed was.

There were four girls on-Heidi, Roberta (I think) whom I'd seen before, Claire who I still don't fancy despite her losing some weight and an EE girl whom I'd not seen before.

Contrary to the rave reviews, to me Heidi's got a girl-next-door body and face- Olivia (about whom I was maybe a little unfair in a post a few months ago) is much more model-girl and "hot" than Heidi. In fact I found myself fancying the EE-with-no-name more than Heidi but decided that 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong and picked Heidi anyway.

It was all a bit insipid. She wasn't comfortable so I asked for a massage to let her get into the swing of things. After 10 minutes of decidedly non-arousing rubbing of my upper and middle back, I reluctantly turned over. The next 15 minutes consisted of OW, no FK (never mind DFK) and some very vanilla fucking.

Now, I know it sometimes takes two to create a negative review and maybe my initial disappointment that she wasn't my idea of a stunner came through. I'm also a very quiet punter; I'm not in the least hail-fellow-well-met, and that (to some WGs) signals "potential nutter". So...........maybe it was a chemistry thing. And before somebody asks...I was sober, clean, respectful and, while no Brad Pitt, I'm not disgusting-I don't think. Anyway......she was a bit chattier and more relaxed in the last 5 minutes so maybe a second visit would be better. On the other hand.... maybe not.

I don't think I'll be back for Heidi, especially if Joanne is on at Carol's down the road, where (for less money) I can have pretty intense sex with a nice girl who also has a gorgeous body.

Incidentally, the stock picture someone posted a few months back to give an idea of Heidi facially is a very good resemblance.

More generally, I'm realising since joining UKP, that punting (like real life) is in the eye of the beholder; just because a girl's got rave reviews doesn't mean you're going to have a great time.
It can help you identify your "type" eg Denisa of Govan is now on my list because of a recent review and it can also help you avoid the real no-no girls. But you can't reliably predict chemistry and no forum, even one as open as this one, can do that for you.

Anyway, the Heidi experience was so unfulfilling that it forced me back to sample Glasgow indie-land almost immediately... of which more in the next post, maybe in the discussion section.

Sorry for coming to this late on, but I would disagree with your praise of joana at carols sauna in easter rd, she told me no fingering, fair enough, to a point, but when she tells you lick don't suck, you think shes taking the piss. She is looks wise fine, though now going for the mature market.

[muzzyhell]

The first time I ever went to Blair Street, I chose Heidi. For my first time, she was very relaxing. We started off with a massage, had owo condom, she got on top, I went on top, doggy style and then finished off on her tits. It got me hooked!! Not only was this one of the best sexual experiences in my life at the time, Heidi was very chatty and calmed my first time.

I have since been with Heidi a few times since then and I've always had a great time with her. The last time I was with her was the week between Christmas and New Year 2013 and we had a great time. Started with kissing, kissing all over her body, sucking on toes (she doesn't seem to mind my foot thing), owo condom, I went on top, doggy style and finished off using her feet.

From what I've gathered she's been there a long time and you're bound to be tired of a job that you've been doing for a long time on occasion but I still think she's the best in Edinburgh.

[Kaffeine Monsta]

I live near the sauna but I've not gone in. Is the other nearby sauna next to the Cowgate in the alley still open? I was in it a while ago, but feared it was closed.

[bepi]

Has anyone noticed since Heidi started going to the gym 2-3 times a week her tits are smaller and saggy!! Not the Heidi we were used to!!