Taken ill ?

[Bikerman]

Has anyone ever taken ill on a punt? and if so how did you handle it?
I usually get nerves beforehand so imodium is taken

[Scousemouse]

Do you mean I’ll or nervous?

[KeenPunter]

Has anyone ever taken ill on a punt? and if so how did you handle it?
I usually get nerves beforehand so imodium is taken

Here we go again, sure he promised this would stop

[scutty brown]

Do you mean you shat the bed while humping?

[standardpostage]

Has anyone ever taken ill on a punt? and if so how did you handle it?
I usually get nerves beforehand so imodium is taken

Touch wood.
Not yet.

[Bikerman]

I mean taken ill.. not nerves...eg.. faint spew or  gutrot

[KeenPunter]

I mean taken ill.. not nerves...eg.. faint spew or  gutrot

Or stuff from barebacking?

[Clitheroelad]

Or stuff from barebacking?

 

[Clitheroelad]

I mean taken ill.. not nerves...eg.. faint spew or  gutrot

You've probably got IBS. Nerves can cause flair ups.

[scutty brown]

I mean taken ill.. not nerves...eg.. faint spew or  gutrot

Gutrot?

Shit-the-bed style or just turtle's neck?

[scutty brown]

You've probably got IBS. Nerves can cause flair ups.

Imaginary Biker Syndrome?

[newpuntingguy]

Biker did you bike to Runcorn yet?

[Blackcat25]

Has anyone ever taken ill on a punt? and if so how did you handle it?
I usually get nerves beforehand so imodium is taken

Given the frequency that you punt I’d suggest this is highly unlikely. More chance that you would be taken ill whilst starting a pointless thread.

[Bikerman]

Biker did you bike to Runcorn yet?

Death in family this morning..so no i havent been

[Blackpool Rock]

Imaginary Biker Syndrome?

Or "I Bareback Sluts" 

[fleetwoodsimon]

Or "I Bareback Sluts" 

It's the same old,same old  every time he raises his visor ! It's like a broken record- In his case Funky Moped !   

[Northerndave666]

Death in family this morning..so no i havent been

The King of wank posts strikes again, another pointless subject and now on the alleged morning of a death in his family, a post about having to take immodium before punting.

I think we are the ones who needs the immodium after another shit post FFS. 

[Northerndave666]

I've moved this from NW punting as it doesn't have any link to punting only in the NW. Mods, if this was incorrect, please move back .

[RedKettle]

I've moved this from NW punting as it doesn't have any link to punting only in the NW. Mods, if this was incorrect, please move back .

Sharing the pain!!??

Thanks 

[alabama1]

Why the fuck is that of any interest to you bikerman ? 

[Thephoenix]

Taken ill?....yes
How handled?...said sorry, I feel ill, and left.

I've also felt very sick when getting the first glimpse of a bait and switch, followed by a sudden attack of dementia realising I'd left my wallet in the car.
I've also occasionally shit myself when emerging from a parlour on seeing a relative driving past.

[shed]

 

[myothernameis]

2013 UK in the grip of a heatwave, clear blue sky's, record temperature

Suffered from hay-fever, and in one of the sauna's, ended up having a sneezing fit, and the place had to call an ambulance for me, as I could breath

[mr.bluesky]

Delhi Belly. Spent most of the hour punt pebble dashing her toilet bowl 

[shed]

Delhi Belly. Spent most of the hour punt pebble dashing her toilet bowl 

Just about to eat my supper 

[KeenPunter]

Death in family this morning..so no i havent been

Another one?  Pretty sure this isn't the first time you've mentioned a death in the family

[mr.bluesky]

Another one?  Pretty sure this isn't the first time you've mentioned a death in the family

Perhaps he's got a big family 

[myothernameis]

Another one?  Pretty sure this isn't the first time you've mentioned a death in the family

Perhaps he's got a big family 

My mum came from a family of 14, my dad came from a family of 5, and cousins = 150 plus

In my youth, more or less every year, I would be attending a funeral, of my uncle or aunt.  A lot of my mum family died from cancer, and in the 80's.

After the funerals, on the odd occasions I have gone to one of the saunas, more for to talk to someone

[Blackpool Rock]

Another one?  Pretty sure this isn't the first time you've mentioned a death in the family

Still not dampened his lust for this skanky Barebacker though, perhaps he wants to risk getting ill, just wonder if he'll BB her before of after the wake 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=333980.msg3502295#new

[norwichfunseeker]

Perhaps he's got a big family 

Not as big as it used to be, apparently.

[mr.bluesky]

Not as big as it used to be, apparently.

 

[KeenPunter]

My mum came from a family of 14, my dad came from a family of 5, and cousins = 150 plus

In my youth, more or less every year, I would be attending a funeral, of my uncle or aunt.  A lot of my mum family died from cancer, and in the 80's.

After the funerals, on the odd occasions I have gone to one of the saunas, more for to talk to someone

I think your point is if you have a huge famlly you will have more funerals.  However how big does your family have to be that someone dies everytime you plan to have a punt?  If anything he should stop planning punts as it seems to be killing people off