Maybe time for a first punt? Maybe!?

[fancyapunt]

So,

I can see there are loads of 'first time' posts and perhaps I fit in with them - perhaps I don't

(Background for those who fancy a read)

So, my OH and I are a tad strained at the mo! News right? So, I was thinking getting my rocks off by someone else might help! I've been lucky to have been sucked and wanked off by a couple of girls I once knew with no issue but I'm not really in the kind of situation where by I can blag a blowjob right now so.. 

I'm off to London for a solid week for some work and I was thinking that it would be the perfect time to get my release and refocus my mind! 

Now, I'm torn!

1 -Adultwork seems like an easy option but I don't want them to stitch me up last minute and me be left gutted with a hollow wank should that go down.

2 - Brothels - Really interested in the idea but I just don't know where to go for that kinda thing (I'll be around Stratford area)

3 -Gay Bar? - touch bizarre perhaps but I've always kinda liked the idea of a twink sucking and jerking me. Now, I know this is far from guaranteed and I could see myself bottling it before even getting in the club but I want to put it here anyway..

4 - Sex toys - I lash a few quid on some bits online and just give myself a mind blowing wank!

I'm not fussy really in who I'd meet - I prefer girl next door to pornstar and have no issue with larger, chubby girls and would probably prefer that to a girl who's ripped. I just want a really sloppy blowjob and some fun.

Thoughts guys?

[LL]

Thoughts guys?

Closet gay trapped in a heterosexual marriage.

[vw]

Closet gay trapped in a heterosexual marriage.

In that case maybe he should meet halfway with a TS and if he still wants the wank he can do a reach around.

[PLeisure]

The return of Goop82 

[vw]

The return of Goop82 

Missed goop82.  Such a shame reminds Mr a bit of sledge or sludge that come to see us for just one day.

[hendrix]

TWAT

[RedKettle]

Closet gay trapped in a heterosexual marriage.

 

priceless

[Silver Birch]

Fucking hell! All the kids have gone back to school in my area so I assume you are some private school tosser whose holidays aren't yet over 

3. Wait until you get back to your dormitory and let your mates tug and suck you (again?) 

[mrdiamond77]

Fucking hell! All the kids have gone back to school in my area so I assume you are some private school tosser whose holidays aren't yet over 

3. Wait until you get back to your dormitory and let your mates tug and suck you (again?) 

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[CatBBW]

4 - Sex toys - I lash a few quid on some bits online and just give myself a mind blowing wank!

This. And while you're at it, get some bits for the wife too, so she can be getting her rocks off while you're cruising the gay bars.

[cueball]

I'm not fussy really in who I'd meet -

 

Son..... you're talking my kind of language.

I'll find you a lass that'll make you question your wedding vows

[CatBBW]

Son..... you're talking my kind of language.

I'll find you a lass that'll make you question your wedding vows

Oooh, this will be good. Cueball has the most exquisite tastes in women. 

[Jumping Jack Flash]

This. And while you're at it, get some bits for the wife too, so she can be getting her rocks off while you're cruising the gay bars.

This!! 

[maxxblue]

Thoughts guys?

Troll.

[cueball]

Thoughts guys?

Thoughts? my thoughts are you need my help.

First up is this little home wrecker, she's tempted more than her fair share of married men, she'll make you question your vows my friend...
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That's not enough for a touring big podger like you though, here's number two, this flirtaceous little floozy will have you throwing your wedding ring in the Thames....
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And last but by no means least, something a little different. Something to satisfy your boy toy thirst, think of it as killing two birds with one stone...
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I look forward to your second post 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Son..... you're talking my kind of language.

I'll find you a lass that'll make you question your wedding vows

cueball, you'll find the poor fucker a lass who will make him question if life is still worth living!

[cueball]

cueball, you'll find the poor fucker a lass who will make him question if life is still worth living!

No, you're wrong.

I've found him three 

[stevedave]

No, you're wrong.

I've found him three 

You're all heart pal!

[Blueboy2016]

Well if you like curvy...look at ADULT works curvy busty Alex x at Bethnal Green. I was about to set up a meet when she was in Reading when she moved to the far side of London. I have not met her but her many reviews are good...and tho not in Stratford it's not far. I like big tits and curves...and I would definitely give her a go...but hey it's your call...your money...but have a look at her. Best of luck..!

[thorltd]

Is this keith vas at it again ?

[PLeisure]

In UKP's typical fashion, we've all offered plenty of advice for the OP - who seems to have been overwhelmed by the response and rendered mute 

[JimKirk]

So,

I can see there are loads of 'first time' posts and perhaps I fit in with them - perhaps I don't

(Background for those who fancy a read)

So, my OH and I are a tad strained at the mo! News right? So, I was thinking getting my rocks off by someone else might help! I've been lucky to have been sucked and wanked off by a couple of girls I once knew with no issue but I'm not really in the kind of situation where by I can blag a blowjob right now so.. 

I'm off to London for a solid week for some work and I was thinking that it would be the perfect time to get my release and refocus my mind! 

Now, I'm torn!

1 -Adultwork seems like an easy option but I don't want them to stitch me up last minute and me be left gutted with a hollow wank should that go down.

2 - Brothels - Really interested in the idea but I just don't know where to go for that kinda thing (I'll be around Stratford area)

3 -Gay Bar? - touch bizarre perhaps but I've always kinda liked the idea of a twink sucking and jerking me. Now, I know this is far from guaranteed and I could see myself bottling it before even getting in the club but I want to put it here anyway..

4 - Sex toys - I lash a few quid on some bits online and just give myself a mind blowing wank!

I'm not fussy really in who I'd meet - I prefer girl next door to pornstar and have no issue with larger, chubby girls and would probably prefer that to a girl who's ripped. I just want a really sloppy blowjob and some fun.

Thoughts guys?

This is the reason why on this forum there are very very few '1st time posters'  they rightfully get chewed apart. If you was going to punt, you would have already have done it

[Silver Birch]

Is this keith vas at it again ?

That would be No3 then 

3 -Gay Bar? - touch bizarre perhaps but I've always kinda liked the idea of a twink sucking and jerking me. Now, I know this is far from guaranteed and I could see myself bottling it before even getting in the club but I want to put it here anyway..

[SamLP]

This is the reason why on this forum there are very very few '1st time posters'  they rightfully get chewed apart. If you was going to punt, you would have already have done it

There are plenty of first time posters. It's just that some first time posters decide to make their first post with a ridiculous comment or by starting a ridiculous topic. Most end up being banned for trolling.

[Happyjose]

Maybe time to spice things up with the other half, OP?

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[stevedave]

This is the reason why on this forum there are very very few '1st time posters'  they rightfully get chewed apart. If you was going to punt, you would have already have done it

Everyone was a first time poster at some point. It's just common sense (to me anyway) to ease yourself into the forum gently, rather than posting topics that could and will elicit more extreme responses.