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This was one of the regular Monday daytime parties held at the well-known house in Sutton. Price for single men is £65 for up to 4 hours of playtime (theoretically very good value) - arrangements are all very efficient and there is plenty of food and drink available for rest periods. The general vibe is relaxed and friendly, with four playrooms upstairs and one on the ground floor, plus a well-equipped dungeon, which is not my scene but seems to appeal to plenty of people.
Unfortunately this has to be a negative review because it was very overcrowded, with far too many single men. There were a lot of very sexy women of all ages, shapes and sizes, all enjoying themselves hugely, which was exciting to watch (and so horny to witness some genuine loud orgasms!), but whenever a particularly attractive one seemed to be offering to play (I'm thinking in particular of one Asian lady who had arrived with a partner but was really up for seeing lots of different men), there was a scrum of men following her. There were also two attractive couples who had clearly come just to play amongst themselves (including some lesbian action), which was great to watch, and a few other single ladies who were probably paid and who did their best to service the queues. It was great for anyone into voyeurism (which I am to some extent) and the whole atmosphere was pretty crazy (not totally in a bad way - I went into a smallish room at one point to find two couples hard at it on the bed and another having a standing fuck in the doorway!), but I didn't get even a sniff of action myself throughout the couple of hours I was there. I know I am sometimes not pushy enough but one does need to stay respectful, particularly with amateur girls (I overheard a couple of them discussing this very issue) and the main problem was sheer weight of numbers.
Although it was often great fun watching, I was only able to get any satisfaction by sneaking into the loo for a wank (twice!). I could have had almost as good an experience staying at home watching porn and would have been £65 better off (not to mention the time and petrol spent driving almost an hour each way). A busy party on a bank holiday was probably to be expected, but I would far rather have been told "sorry, this one's full" when attempting to book. I've had similar experiences here before but none quite so frustrating, and I'm not sure I'll be going back.
