The Alphabet Song
External Link/Members Onlyhappy memories of singing this in pubs after rugby games
A is for arseholes all covered in hair,
Chorus: Heigh Ho said Rolly.
B is the Bugger that wishes he were there,
Chorus: With a rolly polly,
up 'em and stuff 'em,
Heigh Ho said Anthony Rolly.
C is for cunts all dripping with piss,
D is the Drunkard who gave it a kiss.
E is for Eunuch with only one ball.
F is, for fuckers with no balls at all.
G is for Gonorrhoea, Goitre and Gout,
H is for Harlot that spread it about.
I is Injection for clap, pox and itch.
J is for jerk of a dog on a bitch.
K is for King who thought fucking a bore,
L is for Lesbian who came back for more.
M is for Maidenhead tattered and torn.
N is for Noble who died with a horn.
O is for Orifice gently revealed.
P is for pussy all Pranged up and Peeled.
Q is the Quaker who came in his hat,
R is the Roger who rogered the cat.
S is the shit pot all full to the brim.
T is the turds that are floating within.
U is the Usher who taught us at school.
V is the Virgin that played with his tool.
W is the Whore who thought fucking a farce.
X, Y and Z you can stuff up your arse.
