I had to goggle what 'epicurian' meant
A philosopher
She'll have plenty of time to philosophize waiting for AW mails to arrive
The phone is extra dusty - no number displayed. Heaven forbid
Suggesting that she might be deluded is a slur on people who are unfortunately afflicted this way
IMO some bored pro$$ie with too much time on her hands & not enuf time being spent on her back
Having a laarf when sad fuckers are stupid enuf to contact her