Advice for massage parlour

[Funseeker234]

Hi gents

Ive never been to a massage parlour but wanting to give it a go.
Do you have any advice for a newbie

How do i go about asking for extras? Is there ever anything i should be aware of? Can you recommended and in the christchurch area?

Thank you

[sonyvaio]

Some brief tips
1) Always undress completely (regardless of what they say)
2) Whilst face down, you can usually sense a moment to accidentally brush the girl's leg etc - if she allows this then its all part of the negotiation tactic
3) Know your pricing structure before you go in and stick to it!
4) On the flip. its obvious the point at which you ask / are offered extras - be clear about what you want

Can't think of anywhere in Christchurch specifically - use the search box

If you don't mind an older masseuse to ease you in then May in New Milton is a good choice, her place is above an estate agents, and she understands the game very well (and gives a great HE)

[Funseeker234]

Some brief tips
1) Always undress completely (regardless of what they say)
2) Whilst face down, you can usually sense a moment to accidentally brush the girl's leg etc - if she allows this then its all part of the negotiation tactic
3) Know your pricing structure before you go in and stick to it!
4) On the flip. its obvious the point at which you ask / are offered extras - be clear about what you want

Can't think of anywhere in Christchurch specifically - use the search box

If you don't mind an older masseuse to ease you in then May in New Milton is a good choice, her place is above an estate agents, and she understands the game very well (and gives a great HE)

Thank you very much for the advice i appreciate it, this may lady is there any site or number i can use as new milton is fairly close for me

[southern punter]

Do you actually want a massage?

[houseboot]

Do you have any advice for a newbie

Yes, first of all understand the important distinction between a "Massage Parlour" and a "Massage Shop".

The terms are NOT interchangeable.

A "Massage Parlour" is a place where you are unlikely to get any massage but will be offered FS. In the old days probably staffed by English ladies but then the EE ladies "invaded". Unlikely to see Chinese or Thai ladies there. You wouldn't take your mother or sister to such a place and they wouldn't venture in by themselves.

A " Massage Shop" is what, I believe, you are referring to and others have already given you advice about. Almost exclusively Chinese or Thai.  Occasionally they may use the term "Parlour" but the older ones amongst us will understand the term to mean what I've described above.

You could take your mother or sister to a shop. Some are exclusively legit, i.e. they only provide massage and there are NO extras. Most though do offer a little "extra" but it is NOT guaranteed. One of the reasons could be because your, or someone else's mother, is being massaged in an adjoining room.

 

[houseboot]

Thank you very much for the advice i appreciate it, this may lady is there any site or number i can use as new milton is fairly close for me

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Andrea is close by too

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=226287.msg2300343#msg2300343

[southcoastpunter]

thats a good question that SP asks - how important is the massage part to you?

I agree that May in NM is worth a visit - a decent massage and good HE. And exceptional VFM. she advertises on a number of sites including gumtree - if the ad is for NM, chinese and £30ph, that's her. - HE is an additional £10. (she is a chinese lady of about late 50's/60).

I have also seen Penny64 from AW who is in NM - an escort working from her home rather than a massage but she does a decent massage too (but at escort rates). Also in NM is Saitarn Thai Massage (old Milton Rd near the fish and chip shop) - HE and B2B but pricey.

In Christchurch, there is a massage place in Bargates - by the pedestrian crossing as you go past rear entrance to the old police station/magistrates court. Was still going last time I looked about 6 months ago. Thai lady who does a half decent massage and HE.

[Uoti2]

Another review at least partly aimed at newbies:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=260914.0

[snaitram99]

Yes, first of all understand the important distinction between a "Massage Parlour" and a "Massage Shop".

The terms are NOT interchangeable.

A "Massage Parlour" is a place where you are unlikely to get any massage but will be offered FS. In the old days probably staffed by English ladies but then the EE ladies "invaded". Unlikely to see Chinese or Thai ladies there. You wouldn't take your mother or sister to such a place and they wouldn't venture in by themselves.

A " Massage Shop" is what, I believe, you are referring to and others have already given you advice about. Almost exclusively Chinese or Thai.  Occasionally they may use the term "Parlour" but the older ones amongst us will understand the term to mean what I've described above.

You could take your mother or sister to a shop. Some are exclusively legit, i.e. they only provide massage and there are NO extras. Most though do offer a little "extra" but it is NOT guaranteed. One of the reasons could be because your, or someone else's mother, is being massaged in an adjoining room.

 

This is worthy of wider circulation as the OP is not the only one to confuse things and muddy the waters. Admittedly it does seem odd at first that a massage parlour is not usually where you go if you actually want a massage, whether or not with extras.

Is it possible this can be stickied, or added to the Wiki by someone who knows how to do?

[Funseeker234]

thats a good question that SP asks - how important is the massage part to you?

I agree that May in NM is worth a visit - a decent massage and good HE. And exceptional VFM. she advertises on a number of sites including gumtree - if the ad is for NM, chinese and £30ph, that's her. - HE is an additional £10. (she is a chinese lady of about late 50's/60).

I have also seen Penny64 from AW who is in NM - an escort working from her home rather than a massage but she does a decent massage too (but at escort rates). Also in NM is Saitarn Thai Massage (old Milton Rd near the fish and chip shop) - HE and B2B but pricey.

In Christchurch, there is a massage place in Bargates - by the pedestrian crossing as you go past rear entrance to the old police station/magistrates court. Was still going last time I looked about 6 months ago. Thai lady who does a half decent massage and HE.

The massage is important to me as i have a stressful job ive heard alot ofngreat things about May. Does she allow touching of any sort? Is it a discreet entrance as i am local to new milton cant find a review of her here

[houseboot]

The massage is important to me as i have a stressful job ive heard alot ofngreat things about May. Does she allow touching of any sort? Is it a discreet entrance as i am local to new milton cant find a review of her here

I gave you a link!

See Reply 5.

It's also the first thing that comes up if you put New Milton in the Search box.

There are other reports too.

[Funseeker234]

I gave you a link!

See Reply 5. There are others.

Oops i apologise i was scan reading at work had a proper look now very interested now x

[houseboot]

Oops i apologise i was scan reading at work had a proper look now very interested now x

The Kathy (Gumtree) that he mentions at the end is also known as Andrea (Friday-ad) see my link in Reply 5.

[Shortandsensible]

Lucy on guntree & Friday add as well. Quite a sexy lady & ok massage, but not the best vfm.

[rickyponting]

The massage is important to me as i have a stressful job ive heard alot ofngreat things about May. Does she allow touching of any sort? Is it a discreet entrance as i am local to new milton cant find a review of her here

Mate,May is quite an old lady,ive been once,she is way older than i thought she was going to be.
Massage is ok,but quite soft,not the best ive had and not the worse.
You wouldnt want to touch her,believe me,unless you are quite old yourself,and like old Chinese grannies.
If you want a good massage and a younger sexier lady ,do your research on here,i would recommend Star Beauty if you are a noob on the massage scene.

[Shortandsensible]

She works from her home in mudeford.

[houseboot]

She works from her home in mudeford.

A bit of a disconnect there.

I'll tidy up for you.

Lucy

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263662.msg2691607#msg2691607

And not somebody I'd recommend for anyone especially the OP.

[southcoastpunter]

The massage is important to me as i have a stressful job ive heard alot ofngreat things about May. Does she allow touching of any sort? Is it a discreet entrance as i am local to new milton cant find a review of her here

Op, remember that everyone is different with different views. Rickyponying says May's massage is quite soft but I would say quite firm. However she will vary it as you request. I do agree about maybe not wanting to touch her. I think you see May for a half decent massage, a good HE and VFM and not for other things.

Her entrance is not very discreet being the rear entrance to an Estate Agent off a public car park. But you could be going to the estate agents - then quickly up the stairs - i think there is a resturant on the same floor as May so chances are there will be people about but a number of reasons why you might be there!!

 

[time_to_play]

Mate,May is quite an old lady,ive been once,she is way older than i thought she was going to be.
Massage is ok,but quite soft,not the best ive had and not the worse.
You wouldnt want to touch her,believe me,unless you are quite old yourself,and like old Chinese grannies.
If you want a good massage and a younger sexier lady ,do your research on here,i would recommend Star Beauty if you are a noob on the massage scene.

Thats fair to say. I consider myself fairly young at 40 something. I went to May 3 times. 1st time a couple of year ago and twice this year. I think its because im a cheap ass. And figured if it's just HR im mainly going for then shut your eyes and let it commence.

If i was going to want more, id not go back...Also i dont think i can go back. 3 times is enough there.

[Shortandsensible]

A bit of a disconnect there.

I'll tidy up for you.

Lucy

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263662.msg2691607#msg2691607

And not somebody I'd recommend for anyone especially the OP.

Thanks, I was just about to add it to my previous comment but someone put something in between.