Best Lapdance in Scotland?

[gldrowranger]

What are the best or cheapest lapdance in Scotland? mainly Edinburgh or Glasgow?

[JB1969]

By the look of it Diamond Dolls £10 for 3 min, but honestly all those girls looked miserable hardly a smile on their faces and their moves will all the same, not exactly a good advertising medium.

[leffub]

Western Bar in Edinburgh. Free admission Monday to Thurs, £5.00 lapdances. You just can't beat that. Some really gorgeous girls - favourites of mine are Erin, Cassie, Diana and the lovely exotic Saffron. Truly worth a few visits!

[myothernameis]

Western Bar in Edinburgh. Free admission Monday to Thurs, £5.00 lapdances. You just can't beat that. Some really gorgeous girls - favourites of mine are Erin, Cassie, Diana and the lovely exotic Saffron. Truly worth a few visits!

If you want the best lap dance, go to Edinburgh, as they will go the full monty, and she will rub it in literally, she will sit on your lap, and grind away           

[JB1969]

If you want the best lap dance, go to Edinburgh, as they will go the full monty, and she will rub it in literally, she will sit on your lap, and grind away           

Yep and then when the wife asks where the snail trail on the front of your trousers comes from and how come it smells like the local fish market you can explain to her lol

[captaincrunch]

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Adding relevant Link new programme all about Scotland's strippers. I have not watched this the promo for it made me want to gag though. Just a bunch of women moaning about their shit lives.

[valdishere]

Interesting link - I've now just watched the 1st episode 'on player' which was based in Glasgow.
Another 2 further episodes to follow - next week's one in Edinburgh and last one up in Aberdeen.

Got to say seeing some of the punters who allowed them to be filmed (no face blurring) whilst receiving a lappy made me wonder if the lights were on and naebody in totally expressionless!

[bepi]

Western Bar in Edinburgh. Free admission Monday to Thurs, £5.00 lapdances. You just can't beat that. Some really gorgeous girls - favourites of mine are Erin, Cassie, Diana and the lovely exotic Saffron. Truly worth a few visits!

Do some of the girls still do extras in the booth?

[Akerso]

I watched it the other night when it aired, what a joke! if i owned that club i would have sacked the lot of them, total lack of respect for the customers that keep them going those girls were obnoxious.

And of course they picked the saddest punters they could find to interview!

I will however keep watching as Edinburgh features next week and i'm interested to see the clubs there?

[myothernameis]

Do some of the girls still do extras in the booth?

Maybe in the early 90's, you might have got some extras, if lucky, and you have pulled the right girl

Now a days it not possible to get any extras, or have the odd grope, as all private cubicles have cctv, and they can be inspected at any time by the police or council

[Sword]

I remember about 1998 going to an Irish pub in aberdeen (O'Neill's ?) and there was afternoon lapdancing, which was a nice surprise, hadn't been expecting it.  Anyway, one of the girls was a tasty young thing, probably 18/19 at most, real young looker with lovely firm tits and nicely trimmed pussy.  While giving me a dance (or six  ) she told me that the girls were froman agency in Dundee and could be booked for stripshows, kissograms etc.  A few weeks later I was organising a stag night, so phoned this agency and booked 2 girls for it, making sure I asked for her.  Come the night, the two arrived and she was one.  My God, she even shocked me with how dirty she was (the lapdancing had been pretty tame compared to this!).  She gave a right good toy show, and in general was way dirtier than the other girl (or any girl I've ever seen at one of those).  Couple of months later, I was in Tesco in Perth with the then girlfriend and here was this horny wee minx serving on one of the checkouts - she looked as if butter wouldn't melt!  Definitely the best looking lapdancer/stripper I ever saw.

[gldrowranger]

It's my first time going to a strip club here in Edinburgh. Do they strip it all? or do they leave like a thong on (like in Milan, Italy)?

[Banquo]

How times have changed.. Does anyone remember the Phoenix bar on Broughton Street? I'm going back 25 years here. They had an early licence - opened at 7am as I remember it. There were "go-go" dancers on a sunday afternoon. In those days there were no holds barred - as in no tasteful stuff. The girls basically gave you an anatomy lesson. I also recall the grassmarket places, but always preferred the phoenix, as it was close to home and open at crazy times.

[Sword]

It's my first time going to a strip club here in Edinburgh. Do they strip it all? or do they leave like a thong on (like in Milan, Italy)?

Edinburgh it's complete strip, Glasgow is topless only.

[whiterussian]

Maybe in the early 90's, you might have got some extras, if lucky, and you have pulled the right girl

Now a days it not possible to get any extras, or have the odd grope, as all private cubicles have cctv, and they can be inspected at any time by the police or council

Ha! private cubicles, when i first went to the pubic triangle(mid nineties).  My favourite pub (the name escapes me) just had a wee shower curtain hung up just round the back of the pool table.  The lasses were pure local dirtbags and normally ended up spread eagled on the pool table by the end of the night!

Then there was the Fantasy at tollcy, I cant even repeat what i saw in there!

[GlasgowTanya]

Edinburgh has fully nude dances and Glasgow is topless only x

[GlasgowTanya]

Edinburgh it's complete strip, Glasgow is topless only.

lol just saw this, duh!

[myothernameis]

Now a days it not possible to get any extras, or have the odd grope, as all private cubicles have cctv, and they can be inspected at any time by the police or council

I remember about 1998 going to an Irish pub in aberdeen  and there was afternoon lapdancing

A few weeks later I was organising a stag night, so phoned this agency and booked 2 girls for it, making sure I asked for her.  Come the night, the two arrived and she was one.  My God, she even shocked me with how dirty she was (the lapdancing had been pretty tame compared to this!).  She gave a right good toy show, and in general was way dirtier than the other girl

I would say the majority of the girls in Scotland, wouldn't cross over to prostitution, but in London it a different story

I have been to a few no barred lapdance, with all the contact you want, and from the organiser, he get request from other lapdancers, if they can dance at his venue

The punters usually pays £50 per dance or more depending ion what service you want, basic groping, oral, reverse oral, sex, the lapdancer don't even pay the owner commission, as all he takes is the door fee from the guys, and usually, £90 membership plus £30 entrance

[gldrowranger]

Almost all of their websites are down or long gone. I guess business is not going that great.

[scottydog82]

Hi all,

I'm a regular in 7tg heaven in Glasgow, I fucking love that place. It's my second home! Not as good as it was a couple of years ago but most of the girls are Scottish so you get good banter.

Highly recommended

Scotty

[gldrowranger]

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Bullshit

[hunnymuncher]

Platinum lace is my personal favourite.
Good variety. Relaxed atmosphere
Looks wise good variety WAGS-girl next door look- gothic
mostly Scottish girls. But few romanians and ee but they are good.
 Some of them go further than they legally should in VIP lounge up stairs
girls on pole do 2 dances 3 mins each. 2nd dance bra is off
they will do anything for your $$$
So be careful they pull alot of tricks.
They specifically Have songs playing for girls on pole but finish after 3 mins to let other girls chatting to men how long its been whether to give up and move to next guy.
Champers is cheap vile nasty quality best to avoid drinking it if you are a drinker of  quality wine or champagne . If not fill your boots.
15 mins -60 Vip.
Dances 10 for minutes. 
Friendly girls good chit chat.
Open till 3am
Good place to chill with the lads watch some sexy and some not so sexy girls parade about in next to nothing.
Some of the girls on pole are athletic dancers doing mad shit, the others are brilliant very sexual and sensual.

[Superdick]

Fantasy palace the best.

[FifeMac]

Apologies for bringing up an old thread.
Normally don't bother with lap dances, would rather spend my cash going baw deep!! But we're having a leaving do for a lad that is emigrating to New York and its what he wants to do.

Is it still the case that you get a full monty strip in Edinburgh? What clubs offer the best value these days?? Cant see any 2015 info from a search

[WinterSoldier]

Fucking lapdance!!!! Get to fuck will ye, fucking lapdance!!!

[FifeMac]

My thoughts exactly, but said friend isn't a punter so just need to go with the flow!
No useful info then??

[Marmalade]

My thoughts exactly, but said friend isn't a punter so just need to go with the flow!
No useful info then??

The Western is often considered the best cheap value as you get free entry before a certain time and lapdances at a fiver before a certain time (something like that). The British bird is slightly better value than the Romanian horde. But the Western Bar is tiny so if there's a lot of you you won't fit and wait ages for a dance on a busy night. All the lapdance bars will give you a full monty without touching or grinding but they are taking a slight risk by offering more than that. Why not hire a hotel function room and hire a few strippers or prossies-cum-strippers to entertain?

If it's a stag you might want to go somewhere more posh and spend megabucks 

[myothernameis]

A good few years ago 1989, I had won some money in a casino, I had won £2500

Went through to Bottoms up in Edinburgh, had 2 wallets; wallet 1 around £1000, wallet £500, and the rest of the money hidden in my jacket

Decided on a girl to get me a private dance for 30 mins £120, bottoms up have small booths, and at that time they didn't have any cctv in the booths; showed the girl my wallet with £500, and told her, give me the performance of her life, and this money could be yours "hers"

And she certainly put a show on, starting of slow, it wasn't long to I felt her unbuckling my trouser belt, and slipping her hand in, my hand how ever were at my sides, but this soon changed, as she changed position and sat on my knee, and hand, inviting me to finger her

30 mins was up, and gave her the money I promised, I was soon to find out, this was going on more than anyone knew, even burke and hare, it was reports extras were available

But soon Edinburgh council put a stop to all of this, by demanding cctv camera be put in every booth

[Jabba the Slut]

Might be an idea to just go to Blair Street if you are in the pubic triangle. Guaranteed you're hole lol

[Marmalade]

showed the girl my wallet with £500, 30 mins was up

Errrm Fucking mental if you ask me

pleased you enjoyed it though

I had a hand up in the B&H once for a fiver.
Those were the days though.

[Boaby321]

Remember going to the "Jungle" at the Shore on Saturday lunchtime to watch the naked gogo dancers before heading to Easter Road for the football. Some of the girls did allow a finger or two as they gyrated in front of you, also got a great BJ in the ladies changing area for tenner. Happy days!

[auldie63]

FFS £500. The last time I was in the B&H,around 2005 maybe, I got a dance and a gobble for £25 in one of the cubicles upstairs.

[lothianguy123]

got to grope, poke an lick a pussy the burke and hair not so long ago, if you get the right girl in the right mood, its a free bar :-)

[loser]

Should this not be in Off Topic? What does it have to do with punting?

I am an occasional user of the pubic triangle and I very much doubt groping etc. would get past the CCTV. Even if it did boasting about it here would mean it would be unlikely to happen again. Remember this is an open forum. Robocop has already try to destroy the Edinburgh sauna scene don't let him find a new hobby.

[lothianguy123]

some of the "dancers" also escort, some are very open about it on there aw profiles, not all establishments use cctv, they may have it set up, but its not always monitored/recorded.

[masseyferguson]

Any thoughts on Private Eyes Dundee anyone ?
Anyone know any of the dancers there ?

( I'm planning a visit before a punt so perhaps that makes it " On Topic " ? )

[Name Not Found]

Any thoughts on Private Eyes Dundee anyone ?
Anyone know any of the dancers there ?

( I'm planning a visit before a punt so perhaps that makes it " On Topic " ? )

Haven't been there for a long time but from what I recall you'd be better keeping your money in you pocket. It was a pants on, no touching,  experience and the girls were pretty average and completely uninterested. Might have improved, but I doubt it.

[masseyferguson]

Thanks NNF, will spend my money on a real shag not a sham one !!

[Marmalade]

Thanks NNF, will spend my money on a real shag not a sham one !!

Really?? When??

You've trolled the East England profiles. 75 posts commenting on profiles. Is that your equivalent of 'punting'??? 

[masseyferguson]

Oh, here we go.
Sorry, I don't really understand what "trolling" is, however, since I'm making genuine comments or enquiries in the hope of contributing to the sum of punting knowledge I don't know what your beef is.
I'm from down south it's true, but since when have we had to restrict ourselves to prossies and info about them in one location ?
I'm going to be in Scotland for a while this year and am doing some research, it's what this board is for surely ?

[masseyferguson]

As for 75 posts and no reviews, well that is a reflection of how time / money limited I am, and how poor the service provision is these days.
I make no apologies for that.

[Marmalade]

So you are either too poor to punt or else have punted but haven't reviewed. I haven't noticed a contribution yet. Must have missed it. 

I'm not beefing at you. Just pointing out that you are not contributing because you are not punting, that's all. If you had vast knowledge of punting from previous experience it could benefit people (easily recognised btw and lack of it) even if you've stopped punting now. But all I can see is you passing the odd comment on a profile (which your lack of punting makes a bit silly) or asking lots of questions which you never follow up on. It might not be ill intended, as some trolling is, but the result is the same. You seem an inoffensive type, so carry on, but don't kid yourself that such posting isn't transparent.

[masseyferguson]

Fair enough Marmalade, I know that there's room for abuse on this board and I'm always impressed how vigilant some members are at spotting pro$$ies and pimps posing as punters !!
Actually I've been punting now for probably more than 25 yrs, averaging in the early years probably one every other month. I haven't actually had a punt now for well over 6 months, but I do know my way around a pro$$ie and some of the East Anglian regulars who are still working.
I will post a report as soon as I am able to but this is a resource for all and discussions / questions should be welcomed because it's not solely reviews that are informative.

[Marmalade]

I am not the moderator or owner. My comments are comments not directives. Similarly you have no rights to say what "should" be the case. If the mod or owner want to ban me they can.

I'm sure everyone looks forward to your reviews.

[masseyferguson]

Sorry Marmalade, lets start again please, I'm not looking for any aggro and I'm not getting at you at all.
When I said "all discussions / questions should be welcomed" I meant that as this is board is for the free and open exchange of punting info I imagine that users would appreciate input from all types of punters whether they be affluent twice a week men or careful fussy old hands who are now once a year punters.

[chuckufarley]

I think I know who you mean. We used to get a group of girls over to St Andrews in the Firkin called 7th Heaven.  They sang cover songs but would do private shows.

[whatever11]

Ive not been around them in a long while, but I'd say Edinburgh for more venues. Glasgow has 3-4.

[puntinho]

Do you guys know a good address for a lapdancer with big tits? I love them BIG.

[puntinho]

Anyone?

[Name Not Found]

Anyone?

Seriously? An "address" for a lapdancer?

You do know they work in lap dancing clubs don't you? Get yourself off to the Western. You're sure to find a fat burd with big tits there that will fulfill your fantasies