Your dick is sooo big.....

[The man1]

Alright lads just wondering. 90% of WGs I’ve been with always tell me how big my dick is. Now numbers don’t lie and I’m slightly above average (yesss) at a generous 7.3in on a good day. So why do WGs always act like I’m James Deen? Is it part of the act or should I nickname my dick ‘the impaler’. I don’t see WGs for penis flattery so confused about their motive lol

[myothernameis]

Alright lads just wondering. 90% of WGs I’ve been with always tell me how big my dick is. Now numbers don’t lie and I’m slightly above average (yesss) at a generous 7.3in on a good day. So why do WGs always act like I’m James Deen? Is it part of the act or should I nickname my dick ‘the impaler’. I don’t see WGs for penis flattery so confused about their motive lol

Is just that we are all big, and we get the same treatment, you have a big dick, and it true I do have a big dick, and its bigger than yours, but no doubt someone will come long with a bigger dick

I'm around 7.6" erect

[Rochelle]

Alright lads just wondering. 90% of WGs I’ve been with always tell me how big my dick is. Now numbers don’t lie and I’m slightly above average (yesss) at a generous 7.3in on a good day. So why do WGs always act like I’m James Deen? Is it part of the act or should I nickname my dick ‘the impaler’. I don’t see WGs for penis flattery so confused about their motive lol

Did you just want to tell everyone you've got a bigger than average dick?

[Littlefoot]

Did you just want to tell everyone you've got a bigger than average dick?

He's the man. Mind you he didn't say what size it was on a bad day 

[Rochelle]

He's the man. Mind you he didn't say what size it was on a bad day 

[Jock D]

Don't you just love the #ladz bantz...my dick is bigger than yours

[nigel4498]

Just goes to show OP what a massive prick you are 

[S.X. MacHine]

Alright lads just wondering. 90% of WGs I’ve been with always tell me how big my dick is. Now numbers don’t lie and I’m slightly above average (yesss) at a generous 7.3in on a good day. So why do WGs always act like I’m James Deen? Is it part of the act or should I nickname my dick ‘the impaler’. I don’t see WGs for penis flattery so confused about their motive lol

Definitely a big dick.
And your cock's big too.
 

[Littlefoot]

I might start a thread on small cocks, see if we can find out who's got the smallest! 

[SaneOnes]

I don’t see WGs for penis flattery so confused about their motive lol

Well, it's pretty obvious that they want to have some big-dicked bastards with you. Maybe play some Whitesnake in the background too. I recommend Is This Love.

[The man1]

Hahaaa it wasn’t my intention to turn this into a dick measuring contest. Just wondering does everyone get the same line? I don’t hear it nearly so often from civilian girls unfortunately lol. But maybe the population of guys seeing WGs tend to be on
the smaller side. Obviously this doesn’t apply to any ukp members, who are all hung like a veiny rolling pin

[JonasG]

I'm sure they don't say it to everyone, if someone is legit small, doubt they'll say it cos it's obviously bullshit. But yeah I get it quite often.

But they will overexaggerate any dick that is half decent I think.

Just like if you aren't noticeably some fat, ugly guy they'll overexaggerate with some bullshit "Baby so handsome".

That's why I like the escorts who don't play the bullshit games by stroking your ego and just give a service.

[Littlefoot]

Hahaaa it wasn’t my intention to turn this into a dick measuring contest.

That's what happens when you go around boasting, someone bigger will always come along. Reminds me of a bloke I used to play football with. He had a wonga! And didn't everyone know! Forever swinging it around the changing rooms in everyone's face!

[Punter115]

My Dick is a bigger Dick than your ...Oh no it isn’t...Oh yes it is !!!
FFS guys get a grip ...who fuckin cares what size your inflated Dick is ...grow up!!!   

[The man1]

Yeah think your probably right. So the handsome lines are bullshit too? I suppose you’re going to tell me they’re lying when they tell me I made them come too? 

[hungrypunt]

that old cm mixed up with inches thing again   

[The man1]

That's what happens when you go around boasting, someone bigger will always come along. Reminds me of a bloke I used to play football with. He had a wonga! And didn't everyone know! Forever swinging it around the changing rooms in everyone's face!

Not boasting mate I could have told you all I had a 12 imcher and nobody could have proved otherwise. That guy was in my class too!!

[daviemac]

Not boasting mate I could have told you all I had a 12 imcher and nobody could have proved otherwise. That guy was in my class too!!

You could've just not bothered to post anything about how big a prick you are, sorry have, who gives a shit.   

[EnglishRebecca121]

big dicks dont impress me

[Dickrick]

I hope to impress you with my tiddler soon then.

[123eee123]

It’s part of the SPs act,if your dick is around average they always will tell you it’s big just to boost your ego.and get them out of offering some services..An advantage of having a smaller dick no excuse to not offer anal and always get deepthroat oral down to your balls

[The man1]

You could've just not bothered to post anything about how big a prick you are, sorry have, who gives a shit.   

Hahaaa dear me, was only asking an innocent question to see how prevalent this was. Didn’t expect everyone to get so sensitive. Few people seem to be taking this topic very personally. Can’t imagine why lol

[HKS15]

The average dick size in the UK is 5.5 inches and some parts of Asia have staggeringly small averages. Anything over 7 inches is pretty damn big and puts you in a very lucky minority, so a WG is obviously going to mention it, any good WG is going to recognise the need to build a sense of mutual attraction.

[myothernameis]

Watching south park  :Don the comedy channel, and you never guess what episode it is, it the one about penis sizes   

[Drayki]

It will be school holidays next week, who gives a fuck how big your dick is you've got a bigger one on your head

[cotton]

I always tell sps how gorgous they are even if theyre not , quite gratuitous but im guessing its the same principal of greaseing the wheels of the sexual encounter and going through the motions of how you would behave with someone who was genuinely attractive, almost like trying to psycologically convince yourself that you find them attractive and are really enjoying the situation. But yeh i get told ive got a big dick quite often , i always say something like your kidding right you must get loads of black guys , cos im in london.

[Littlefoot]

The average dick size in the UK is 5.5 inches and some parts of Asia have staggeringly small averages. Anything over 7 inches is pretty damn big and puts you in a very lucky minority, so a WG is obviously going to mention it, any good WG is going to recognise the need to build a sense of mutual attraction.

I was shagging a WG recently, she was a very attractive size 6. She happen to mention she doesn't like big cocks they hurt her, I told her she was in luck then. When I got her draws off I could see what she meant, she had the smallest little slit I've ever seen! And she was very naturally tight! But no I've never had a prossie say to me "how big are you" because I'm not!

I remember when I was a young man always wishing I was 1 or 2 inches bigger, but these days I'm very happy and thankful I have an average size penis which I have a lot of fun with. And have never had any complaints. Out of the 100s I've shagged I could count on one hand vaginas that have been too loose for me. Also I could count on the other hand the amount of extremely tight pussys I've had. On the (w)hole though  my average size penis is generally adequate, and I guess I'm lucky it still works for now. Which is the main thing. 

[Phoenix King]

big dicks dont impress me

Hi I tried calling you yesterday after 3pm to try and book for next week but you didn't answer.
Can you call back?

[finn5555]

big dicks dont impress me

Only big wallets 

[MilleMiglia]

Only big wallets 

Black credit cards really hit the spot, from what I can gather.   

[JonasG]

Hahaaa dear me, was only asking an innocent question to see how prevalent this was. Didn’t expect everyone to get so sensitive. Few people seem to be taking this topic very personally. Can’t imagine why lol

lol indeed.

Some right OTT replies in here.

[norwichfunseeker]

I prefer wgs with smaller hands, just to improve my self image!
Doesn't always work

One of them did say to me mid hand/blow job, that I had a lovely cock! Hadn't had that one before.

[catweazle]

I once had a Thai masseuse leave the room and then hurry back in with a canvas knitting bag. She rummaged through it and produced one of those fabric rolled-up tape measures, with which she proceeded to take multiple measurements, which she scribbled in pencil on the back of the current knitting pattern.

[GreyDave]

   I always measure in millimetres 101mm sounds a lot better than 3 and 7/8 ths 

[GreyDave]

I once had a Thai masseuse leave the room and then hurry back in with a canvas knitting bag. She rummaged through it and produced one of those fabric rolled-up tape measures, with which she proceeded to take multiple measurements, which she scribbled in pencil on the back of the current knitting pattern.

Did you pearl one or too?

[MrMatrix]

big dicks dont impress me

OK ER, what happened the last time you were impressed?   

[Donbe]

I give the girls I see 12"






It's hard going as I've got to fuck them 12 times

[EnglishRebecca121]

I'm easily impressed . Turn up on time clean and with the right money and I'm a happy girl 

[James999]

So why do WGs always act like I’m James Deen?

Possibly because you come across as insecure and they think they need to try and pep you up a bit 

[FLYING BLUE]

I'm easily impressed . Turn up on time clean and with the right money and I'm a happy girl 

 

[James999]

I'm easily impressed . Turn up on time clean and with the right money and I'm a happy girl 

If visiting Rebecca, don't forget to take your own protection 

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[hungrypunt]

 

[standardpostage]

Alright lads just wondering. 90% of WGs I’ve been with always tell me how big my dick is. Now numbers don’t lie and I’m slightly above average (yesss) at a generous 7.3in on a good day. So why do WGs always act like I’m James Deen? Is it part of the act or should I nickname my dick ‘the impaler’. I don’t see WGs for penis flattery so confused about their motive lol

I was once told I had a big dick, she was holding a magnifying glass at the time :-)

[tantric talents]

I get it a lot as I’m also rather girthy.
It really does have its downsides besides getting toothy owo and the lack of real dt.
I had to stop seeing a fairly petite but very cute regular I really liked as it was leaving her in pain for a long while after, which of course in her case was not good for business

[Anadin]

Actually having a larger than average dick is a big disadvantage with some WG. Sure it's an ego boost to hear it but when it affects the service then it becomes problematic.

[streetstroler]

One of my regulars always says 'ooh that's deep', I just tell her to stop lying.

[peter purves]

Of late I've heard it as an excuse to avoid sex, nothing to do with compliments.

Even worse I have been requested to do a cock inspection before a punt which left me no other excuse but to cock-a doodle out of there 

[simon07]

In Life of Brian, wasn't there a roman guy called biggus dickus?

[unclepokey]

The best test is the toilet roll former. If you can just about squeeze your willy through it and have half an inch or so of bell end protruding the other side then you are well/decently endowed, enough to satisfy any woman and yet some may complain that that is still too big.

I've a friend who has a really quite fat cock but is an inch or so short on the toilet roll length test. Yet he is much liked by the women he sees.

Some cocks are downward pointing some upward. Each has their own benefits as to which position is best for coitus.

Some cocks are left bent others are right bent. Political leanings aside, these are best suited to lying one way or the other the more to stimulate the vaginal nerve endings.
Uncle Pokey

[Type_O_Negative]

Men who brag about their cocks usually brag about their luxury cars too. Insecure and weak.