Link:
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/blonde-baker-street-kalia

Location:
Quick walk from Baker Street. Shower not offered, but available.

Price and Services::
£250 for an hour. OWO not requested and it's not listed on Diva. No kissing, but didn't ask. Very vanilla overall.

Booking:
This happened a month or so ago not long after the review I just posted. Booked the day before due to demand, but very quick from Diva.

Looks
Her selfies are pretty accurate, but the pics omit the tattoos all over her body. I found her to be very pretty and her tits are amazing bolt-ons on a very small frame (I'm a big fan of this look). Her arse isn't really captured in the pics, but it's a really nice peachy one and I think I ended up liking it more than the tits.

Action
She was very easy to talk to, which is great - perhaps more personal questions that one would like. She asked me what I wanted - how we should start, favourite positions etc. Started with OWO, which was fine enough - no real oomph or sucking to it.

I say I want her on top and she does just that. This was a really hot sight and good technique, ruined by the fact that I couldn't properly play with her tits. Her nipples are apparently sensitive, so I grabbed around them like holding a wine glass and couldn't put them in my mouth. She then asks if I want to try mish and she was good at taking a pounding. We then finish after a pounding in doggy with a view of that amazing arse with a great arch.

We chat some more, approaching the end of the hour, but I feel very unrushed by her.

Conclusion
I find her to be very attractive facially and her body is amazing, but the limitations around the tits was very off-putting since it prevented full enjoyment of some very nice tits. So, another unfortunate neutral for a nice lady.
 

Link:
https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-warren-street-harper

Location:
Quick walk from Paddington/Royal Oak. Seemed like an unshared, chill, and quiet flat. Just head up the lift and knock on her door.

Price and Services::
£200 for an hour. Two rounds (agreed before). OWO not requested but offered as a basic service on Diva.

Booking:
This happened a month or so ago. I'm able to punt again and wanted a couple of easy agency punts to get back into things. Comms with Diva was excellent; I booked her about an hour in advance.

Looks
Most accurate pic is probably the one with the glasses. She definitely has the Romanian look and has of course been touched up in Diva fashion, but I found her to be an attractive MILF for sure. I went for the tits and they are 100% the best I've ever seen in person. They are huge and still have that amazing heavy shape that I like. Her arse is shapely too, although I didn't give it enough attention to judge properly.

Action
She's funny and very easy to talk to. We had a nice chat and she didn't come across transactional at all. We moved on to covered oral, but it was pretty average and saved mainly by the view of her tits.

She asks if I want to move on after a very short while and I'm pretty eager to at this point so I agree. She says I have to be on top because of back pain/tiredness. She encourages full enjoyment of her tits and it's not long after sucking on them and seeing them bounce that I cum (to which she then tells me not to be too loud).

We chat for a bit and moved on to the agreed second round, which was essentially identical to the first due to the limitations that she mentioned.

Conclusion
It's unfortunate in some ways, because she's very nice and I enjoyed her tits immensely (and have thought about revisiting), but I can't give a positive due to the limited positions and the going-through-the motions head.

 

Another quick visit to his place.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/streatham-common/young-blonde-brazilian----in-streatham-commom/320777017

07510194803

Pietra is the girl on the pictures. No photoshopping (for a change.)

Cost: £60 half hour. £120 for an hour. Plus loads of extras, OWO, RO, etc. I went for half an hour, with no extras.


Pietra: She was one of three girls that were presented to me, all of them much older than the usual girls in their 20s. They all looked around 30s. Pietra was the better looking of the three and with natural boobs. The other ladies although quite good looking appeared to have massive bolt-ons which are not to my liking.

Pietra was very friendly and very enthusiastic' maybe because she said she recently arrived from Brazil. Hopefully she will maintain the enthusiasm. She is her mid 30s I'd say. Lovely soft, natural, boobs, good handful, she let me play with them to my hearts content. Her BJ (covered) was very good. We had sex in various positions but I had to keep changing quickly as she kept grabbing my cock tight with her pelvic muscles (? I think there's a name for this) it felt great but didn't want to shoot my load too quickly. She allowed full deep penetration with no funny tricks to restrict movement.

Her English is nearly non-existent.

As usual, she will probably stay at this place for a week and move on to their other places.

YMMV

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Fee £70 for 30 minutes

Have seen North East Fun (Unadvertised name removed) several times.Always a terrific punt,
Reliable and dependable with sensible prices
She's a classic blond milf great body personality and naughty as hell!

Location
Near seafront at South Shields nice semi detached with plenty parking

Meeting
English a busty size 10, blond with green eyes
Engaging personality  approachable and funny
She stated with  sloppy blow job with plenty eye contact, Then she showed her skills with a variety of licks and flicks!
A lively 69 followed shes clean & fresh
Then on with bin bag  for cowgirl doggy and missionary

Summary
Tia is a top level shagger & her BJ's are comparable to a top of the range Dyson

Alice is only here till Sunday and it was a Positive experience for me www.adultwork.com/7129453

Communications are prompt and helpful. I had 30 minutes of her time for £70. There are a few options in Hatfield and Watford and previous reviews suggested it would be a good bet. Location is a block of flats near Aldi and David LLoyd. This is partlly because we have 4 Thai ladies in Hatfield for a change. Quite a nice flat though very warm and its not summer yet.

Alice is close to her airbrushed picture, quite pretty 7/10, size 8 body, nice enhanced boobs and a barely visible caesaration scar. Her butt is toned as is the rest of her body, pale skin  and she has dyed blond shoulder length hair. There is some hesitant kissing which improved with the punt. Nice Malteser sized nipples and a hairy pussy. That said a responsive pussy which reacted well to licking and her lady juices started to flow. She does OW for the price and I was not bothered. In RO I did further work on her pussy and I was merciless and she rocked and groaned. She was getting very wet and time for cowgirl.

She was quite turned on and we were in this position for a while as she rode me like a cowgirl on a rodeo. She made it clear she was in charge and I let her and I think she came. She even started to kiss me. Then I tried different positions and eventually came in Mish. This was a great punt and I would return especially if she can get a fan for the room. Shame she is only here for a week.


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Price
£300 for 1 hour

Didn't happen. Organised day before. Confirmed in morning. Cancelled 15 minutes before 

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Contacted her and got a quick reply, agreed time and services. It is definately her that is doing the comms.
The place is easy to find, near the station, on a main road, quickly buzzed up. I think I have been there before.

She is the woman in the pictures and met me in lingerie and high heels. She's decent looking, amazing firm tanned body, round fake tits, lip filler. She is happy to see me and very friendly from the start.

Into the action!! Start off immediately with DFK, very passionate. Feel around each others bodys. Removing her lingerie to reveal her beautful body. I'm already hard so she puts on a condom and sucks my cock infront of the mirror. I did not go for OWO extra option. She is very good at oral, changes techniques, and look me in the eye. Very nice!! Next I lie her on the bed and kiss her body and eat her puss. It's a nice neat little puss, shaved, and she reacts well to my efforts. She like a finger inside, and she is tight. Next we get to the sex and we energetically fuck in several positions, on the bed, standinh in front of the mirror. She really gets in it and keeps the eye contact going which is very hot. Eventually come in the condom and I have to lie down for a while to catch my breath. Quick shower and out!!

Really good session, DFK constantly available, high energy passionate, 30 minutes £100, would see again

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Girl:Maria
From: Chinese
Stated Age: "Young, Very Young"
Apparent Age: Definitely not "Very Young" - maybe in mid 30's
English: Fluent

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Venue: Stress Therapy - 82 Crown Lane, Southgate ,London N14 5EN.
Busy road with lots of shops behind Southgate Station. Not the most discrete as plenty people waiting to pick people up from Station or shops customers walking - Im always nervous going that someone I know will see me.

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Website:https://stresstherapy.uk/
Contact No: 020 8886 5888

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Transaction: £90

• House fee: £30
• Duration: 30 mins
• Extras: £60 for girl

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Booking:
Always fairly easy and straight forward. Called and asked who was working, given options. Only things to be mindful of is that the venue is Chinese operated and they always push the Chinese girls more and often wont mention if there are European or other nationality girls working. SO ALWAYS ASK if you prefer an alternative to a Chinese girl!.
As I had seen the other two plenty of times before, Coco (Chinese) and Victoria (European) - Maria was new so opted to go for her.

Brief comments on Coco and Victoria:
saw a year ago maybe.... so wont detail as separate reviews
Coco: Fuller frame Chinese (i believe) lady. Older... maybe early 40's. Massage was decent and will offer a lot more including Sex, Kissing is a bit weird as she will just poke out her tongue and do what you will with it.
Victoria: European, mid 30's. Decent massage. Don't recall B2B but top off certainly and a nice pair of tits. No kissing or any thing extra. She did how ever allow rubbing her pussy over the under wear. But thats as far as she went....

The Girl:
Fairly attractive, wide round face, pretty eyes and nice smile, not fat and not slim. . Wasn't sure what to expect as with Chinese it can go either way. She looked youngish when she walked in but through the session It became apparent she was maybe a bit old than told.  She looked pleasant enough and had good energy about her so I relaxed and stopped stressing that this will be a bum out! and from what I could see at this point her body seemed decent - but would later find out how decent.

Lights, Camera, Action:
Quick to strip off and I was on the table. At this point I could see she was struggling to put the towel over the wall light as it wouldn't dim any more. So got up to help her and deliberately stood stuck next to her to get things going... got the light sorted and grabbed her for a little hug and went in for a kiss... she wasn't expecting this but got a kiss on the lips... this seemed to move the mood along some what positive.,...
Back on the stable and she started with the massage on my shoulders and neck standing at my head, Not wanting to waste time - i reached out my arms and started to stroke her legs and very quickly my hands we on her bare ass from under her skirt. She didn't stop me while i stroked her ass cheeks and ran my finger gently up and down the butt crack (over the under wear however)
After about 5 mins - she took charge and grabbed my arms and put them back next to my body - that she cant massage me properly like this! hahha

Massage was decent, she put in the effort but I felt she was conscious of the time wanting to give me a good massage and still leave time for some extras. after about 15 mins asked to turn over and asked what I wanted to do... I enquired whats on offer and the reply was you're a regular here so why you asking me - you the boss you tell me and I do...
Asked for B2B, Kissing and HJ... how much will you pay me was the reply! On this occasion I only brought £60 extra with me adamant that I wont pay more. If i had more I know myself I would have ended up giving what ever I had. She accepted the £60 and started to undress...

As she had her top left, i sat up and pulled her closer and took charge to take her bra off my self... which nicely led into kissing her neck, lips, and then straight in to those tits!
She in the ended up having a fairly decent body. Neat, not fat - but a nice frame. Her tits, a nice decent handful with those perky nipples that hardened in a flash, Poking out far enough i could hang my winter coats off them.

We stayed in that position for a few mins while i devoured her tits and my hand around the back gently massaging her pussy and ass.. but wasn't allowed to go to close to the pussy as i found out when she started to get went my fingers slipped inside and she was VERY quick and STERN to warn me no fingers inside! That said as my hard dick poked as her hairy pussy in that position...

.......THIS IS WHERE HER OCD KICKS IN AND WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.......!!!

she grabs a tissue and wraps my dick with her and sticks my dick in between her legs tight against her pussy! While she may have been enjoying it having a hard dick to push against her pussy while she ryhmically moved ,.. for me it was very dry and not doing mych but she seemed to be getting in to it so i wehnt along with it. Aggressivley telling me to euck her nipples and pussing ny head hard onto them as if she was getting reallly horney... then the tissue gave way and she felt my bare cock agasint her pussy and she stopped fast,...

grabbed another tisshe and pusshed me back onto the table, laid the tissue back around my cock and sat on top of it and started to simulate sex on top of me. while dry... this wasnty to bad and i sat up and kissed (lip only and agreement was she was lead charge on it) we simulated sex me pumping up while she sat on my lap...

She gets off eventually from what seemed like having had an orgasm as she few brief moments she went silent and i could hear her breathing fast and almost as if not wanting to show she orgasamed ... more oil and she starts to give me hand relief, her lips stuck to mine and my finger almost inside her ass... i shot my load hard.


For an experience I was not so sure about - ended up being a very decent experience and I actually really enjoyed - even the cock wrapped in rissue! There is talk of a BJ when we become friends! what ever tat means... spend more more more and Ill give you one!

But sex and fingers are definitely off the cards as she said many many times that she is very conscious of health and anything going near her pussy...

Would i recommend?... Yes
Would I revisit? ... Yes but only of my regulars are not there so as a promising back up .. 100%

Thank you for previous review.  Most details similar.   

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=403100.0

If you add her WhatsApp no from the review she had a picture of her Abs. 

Very fit.  But I didn’t feel it. 

Paid  £150 with OWO & kissing.  It was ok.  Kissing was very LFK.

Comms were good.   I believe she does with her own Comms.   I did sense another person upstairs in the flat.  As bedroom was in the basement maybe another girl or her BF. 

Use link from UKP review link above.  Sorry on phone so difficult to copy & paste.

Contacted daytime for an evening session was given. 30 mins at £150 or 1 hour @ £250 to include OWO & kissing. 

Agreed time & went to location 6 hours later. 

1st impression she was wearing her black bra & black thong.  But wearing slippers & her appearance although very natural was expecting a little more WoW    No make up & was just going through the motions

So my expectations went from a 9/10 to a 7/10.  But she has a ridiculous toned body & abs.  If your like gym fit girls she is the best I’ve seen for a while. 

BJ was ok.   And the session. Was ok. 
Everything was 5 mins.   Intro. & chat  5 mins    BJ was 5 mins.   Kissing & protected sex 5 mins.   Different position protected sex 5 mins.  Finished all in 20 mins & was out after getting dressed 5 mins later. 
So in & out in 25 mins.

There was a few things going on in my head during the visit.   Her tits were a little odd as no areole around her small nipples.   So there was a small hint that maybe    She May have been a He.     But like I said.  It was a very small thing in my head.   This is purely due to the comment I made above. 

But the punt was very understated. 
Would I revisit.  Probably Not.   So Neutral was about right. 

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Currently in Guildford, but my punt took place in Ipswich in early May.

Having been subject to a chronic B&S a day or two before (which I will review separately), I tried Wawa, who has been well received on here.

Dropped her a text a few hours ahead and all arranged promptly.  Was quoted £80 for 30 mins plus £10 each for OWO and CIM, which I went for, so £100 total.

Location was a modern block close to the waterfront.  Arrived and texted for directions, but heard nothing back.  Gave it 10 minutes.
Tried calling, went to voicemail, then got a text saying she was getting ready.  Another 15 mins went by and I was literally about to abandon, when I got another text saying she was ready and apologising for the delay.

So in I went and, despite the negative of being made to hang about, I was very pleased that I did.

Inside, there was another girl in the living room.  I asked if she could join us, but this was a no go.  Wawa's English isn't great, which perhaps didn't help her understanding.  Anyway, not to worry - paperwork sorted and stashed, a quick shower for me and we got down to it.

Wawa is the girl in the photos - the tatts match up.  Late 20s, 30 maybe, and petite - size 6 from her profile seemed accurate to me.  Nice body, but not amazing tits IMHO.

The action was great, comprising -

Proper DFK, really full on
OWO which was good and she went as deep as she could, though couldn't DT me
Rimming on me, which she initiated
69 - she was super fresh tasting
This moved onto a rimming 69, a first for me and very pleasurable

She then suited me up and jumped on board in CG.  Nice and tight and she rode me hard.

Then some RCG and again, she rode like an expert.  Then some doggy, where she took a good pounding and it was a great view of her pert arse.  I asked about anal, which she offers, but no go as she said I was too big.  Not a deal breaker at all.

Things were building nicely, so I asked to cum in her mouth, which she was happy with.  Dom removed and more OWO and hand action before a really intense and long climax with her lips around my cock.  An amazing finale for me.

She got a tissue to spit into, then cleaned me up with some wet wipes, before helping me dress - she was very friendly throughout, and I was out on the half hour mark.

A very good punt in the end.

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Fancied a BJ so saw her profile and messaged would she do a blo & go for £50 messaged straight back a yes and agreed a time. The venue was a well used block of flats near the Travel Lodge.

Arrived at the alloted time and and got buzzed up after she gave me the flat number, obviously comms were handled by her which is always a good sign.

She opened the door before I knocked usual hide behind the door.

Looks, she is the girl in the pictures but they were obviously taken some years ago however she wasnt bad, glad I went for the B&G as I dont think I would have fancied a fuck, size was around 12 saggy tits and a fury beaver.

Went ito the bedroom and handed over the fee which she just put on the cuboard another good sign, she sat on the bed and undid my trousers and pulled down everything, no annoying wet wipes she then started licking stroking and the sucking she obviously enjoys doing this plenty of eye contact. After a few minutes we changed positions and I got prone onto the bed she continued a very decent BJ no teeth just tongue and lips. I then asked her for a bit of a wank which she did whilst licking the helmet. Then back to just the mouth and I unloaded into it she kept going until I was finished and gave me a wet wipe, and she spat out the donation into another one. 

Chatted a bit whilst dressing and put my hand into her crack which was wet so I think she does enjoy her work.

Would I return probably but just for a fairly cheap BJ

https://www.fresha.com/lvp/baos-chinese-massage-queensway-bletchley-vv09Xx

Visit happened last weekend, just walked in, no appointment beforehand. I was greeted by Helen in their reception area and followed her into the larger of the two rooms on the left hand side. It is quite spacious with a proper massage table, covered with tissue paper . This room has a shower in it . I think she's probably mid 30's , pleasant looking , straight shoulder length black hair wearing a little black dress with thicker tights on. I handed over the £50 for the hour and hopped on the table with pants on. Having been before there's no will she / won't she ...they all do 😉 and indeed once she started on my back she swiftly pulled my pants off so I wouldn't get any oil on them , how kind 😂
Her massage technique was pretty good, not going to cure any ills but nice enough and around halfway through the sensual stuff started . Lots of massage around my backside and between my legs raising the temperature considerably. On my turnover we agreed on body to body at £60 and then she got undressed. Nice , mum type body possible 34 size boobs with long nipples and a little tummy but still quite trim. She slid up from my legs and offered her tits for sucking which was lovely and unrushed but the slid back down between my legs to complete the HJ having got me very hard. She had a good technique and brought me to a good climax but then almost immediately stopped and went to wash her hands in the washbasin which was disappointing as I was still cumming !
She returned to clean me up a bit and a little more massage then I made use of the shower to get rid of the oil.

All in all a good session if also somewhat disappointed with the ending. Girls here I believe generally stay for 2 weeks then move on . So , think she's there until this Sunday.

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I had some work in Sheffield yesterday. I haven't punted for a while, so was thinking of either a massage or FS. I contacted a few based on reviews and my past experience, but either they were not available or moved to a different city or didn't respond. So yesterday I looked at the list of escorts who had the "Available today" green light on.

I came across Isis' profile. She looked very pretty with clear face pics and one topless pic with lovely boobs. I messaged her and received a response within 5 mins saying she was available. We fixed a time for a 1 hour meet. The apartment is located in City Centre near Wicker with paid parking on the street. I parked up and messaged her. She was ready in 5 mins. She gave me the apartment number and she let me in when I buzzed.

I knocked at her door. She opened it, hiding behind the door. When I walked in, I was stunned by her beauty. She's around 5'4", looks exactly like the pictures on the profile, early to mid 20s, size 10. She was wearing lavender lingerie as per her 5th pic in the gallery and a short robe on. She welcomed me with a kiss on the lips and a hug. I had already told her I'll need a quick shower when I arrive. She showed me the bathroom. I had a quick shower, used the mouthwash and came out with towel around my waist in the bedroom. Paperwork done (she didn't have £10, so I paid her £160). She took her robe off revealing her sexy underwear with thongs. She had a pert bum. While stood, we hugged and kissed. It was a gentle kiss and sucking of the lips and didn't mind a bit of my tongue. Her lips were soft, she was a lovely kisser. She started kissing my neck while I kissed hers. She then took my towel off and dried my back. She led me in front of the mirrored wardrobe, I was stood behind her, kissing her neck and feeling her bum. I then unhooked her bra (with her help), revealing an amazing pair of boobs. Pert and firm, felt soft to touch with erect and responsive nipples. I wondered if they were real or fake (definitely real - no scars and she later confirmed they were real). They certainly were some of the best boobs I had ever seen. I was gently squeezing them and her nipples. Her topless reflection in the mirror with me kissing her neck was an absolute turn on for me. I then stepped back to sit on the bed and suck her nipples while gently squeezing her boobs. She then turned around and removed her thong. Her bum was right in front of my face. Beautifully pert. I enjoyed squeezing and kissing them.

We then moved to bed. She continued kissing my lips and my upper body. She then took a condom out and gave me OWC. I didn't mind it actually. Her oral skills were good. I looked at the mirror and for the first ever time, I saw a side view of someone giving me oral. It was highly erotic! She was taking it deep. She then laid by my side. I started kissing her body, sucking her nipples, gently squeezing her boobs. I continued kissing downwards until I reached between her legs. I started licking her clit. She started to squirm and get wet.  I continued licking for a few minutes. I then was ready to go in. She put some lube on my condom and we started with missionary. She was reasonably tight. I was kissing her neck while she was kissing mine. We continued for some time then moved to CG. It was delightful to watch her boobs in front of my face and even more delightful to watch her reflection in the mirror. Eventually I exploded.

She cleaned me up and then asked if I would like a massage. I laid on my front and she straddled on my back. Her massage technique was very good with medium to firm pressure. We were chatting about her. She was in the country for the past 3 months, and was her last year. She was also in the US for a couple of months where they pay a lot more ($500 and often got $200-300 tip on top of it) but it was illegal there. She speaks very good English. She then rested by my side and we continued chatting while I was running my hands over her body and boobs. We started kissing again and she could see I was ready for round 2. Condom on, I asked her to lie on her side facing the mirror while I was behind her. We continued in this position for some time so I could admire her reflection in the mirror. We then moved to doggy and continued for some time while I admitted her bum. Then moved to missionary. We continued in missionary for quite a long time (I last a lot longer during second round) until we were both sweating. I then laid on my back and asked her to suck my nipple while was was wanking myself off. She was squeezing my balls, but I asked her to rub my other nipple. Again I looked at the mirror and the sight was erotic. I came soon enough.

She cleaned me up again. I then had a quick shower, gave her a hug and a kiss and left exactly at 60 mins on the clock. This was a true wonderful experience with an amazing girl. There was passion and the mirror made the experience all the more erotic. She's in Sheffield only until Friday before moving elsewhere.

I was around Kensington/Fairfield area a few days ago, and I just wondered what type of girls were available in the area nowadays, I don’t usually tend to meet girls from around there.

So I had a look and spotted what looked like a genuine (ish) add, I sent a text, and got a reply straightaway, asking how long I wanted and what the prices were etc.

It says she’s Italian on her profile, and she told me she was Italian (but she sounded Eastern European to me

So I asked for the address just incase I decided to go through with it while I was going about my business.

I gave in to temptation in the end, headed for the address and parked up there and texted for the number of the house.
Just as I thought, it was a house I’ve been to before, and they were Romanians.

But I still decided out of curiosity to go through with it, I knocked on the door, she looked out the window and I thought, oh no 

But surprisingly a different girl opened the door in her skimpy pyjamas and led me into the room 

We agreed £40 for a quickie, so I stripped off and she did too, her body was nice and curvy, not fat or flabby, but curves in the right places.

She was only small in height and had a really pretty face and a sexy body and cute feet, I layed down and she layed on top of me and was kissing my body and rubbing me up, she took her time and looked up every now and again and gave me a peck on the lips.

Then she reached for the condom (which she insisted on using) 

Jumped top and just started riding me with good effort, then she asked me to swap over to doggy, she was making noises and really groaning, and she was pushing back on me, I was rubbing her pussy with the other hand too.

I hugged her from behind while I was pounding away, she smelt nice and had really soft skin, a few tattoos, then I finished up in the bag, and she ran to get me the wipes, she was really friendly and smiley, she commented on my tattoos and did how much she was enjoying the nice weather.

She says she 30, she look about that, maybe 29 at at push.

I got dressed and she guided me out.

The flat from the outside looks like a moody looking drug den or smack head hostel, but her place was clean and smelt fresh, the bedroom was spacious and had fresh sheets and pillows and it was spotless.

Would I go back ? Yes 100% for £40, you can’t go wrong for a quickie.

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Got super excited when I saw Verona online: https://www.movidaescorts.co.uk/gallery/verona-1144/ - the pictures are from a well known webcam model: https://www.livejasmin.com/en/girls#!chat/JasmineHille

I asked the agency to say 100% if it's her and they said it is. I went there and it was not her -> it was a brunette but not the one from the pics. I walked away disappointed while the agency still claimed that it's her from the picture.

Arrange early afternoon for a late evening meet up. Asked if time was ok, and got the confirmation that yes, not a problem.

So I put away my punting phone and got busy in work meetings.

After finishing work and getting ready to leave 2 hours before booking, I check my phone to see messages from her an hour earlier.

Can you come now baby?

Your booking after time

It too late, I cannot do it.

Obviously I didn't see it and could not reply. Then 20 mins later another text.

OK Cancel.

Messages me next day again, no apology, but asking to rebook. No thanks!

I have seen her before at Olina's and rated positive but a shit service and attitude on this occasion.

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TLDR? Sadly looked ,ore like a Bo Selecta character than Stiffler’s mum

Coms: she got a bit mixed up with her timings. Originally I’d booked an hour but it ended up being only half an hour.

Location: Colnbrook gated Whores palace. Safe, clean, nice bathroom, well furnished.

The girl: I don’t have the highest standards, there’s loads of ways a girl can turn me on, and she didn’t.  Normally the tight dress and bum waggle on the face as she climbs the stairs stirs my loins.  But not today. 
She’s had some weird shit done to her lips. She looks like the Bo Selecta Mel B as a result.  There wasn’t a lot else to turn me on.  Her body was ok, but didn’t do it for me.

Service.
Vanilla.  Some light FK, massage followed by BBBJ until I came.  Nothing other than routine


£80 for the half hour. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, but I still wouldn’t fancy her on a good day.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6617561

I've been itching lately, and she was on my radar for a while, so I thought I'd give it a go. Met her a couple of weeks ago.

Comms: pretty good. Replied quickly, and with good details. But not everything was as advertised, more on it later. I settled on the requested 150 for the "plain" deal, no extras (OWO/CIM).

Location: Easy to reach, hotel near Tolworth Station.

The girl: really good looking, possibly better than the pics. Very young vibe. A bit too thin for my taste, but nonetheless stunning girl. English level is quite good too, so good chatting.

The deal: here's where it gets tricky.
I explicitely asked on the phone if french kiss was permitted, but those lips were sealed shut. Also a bit put off by the amount of lip balm on her lips, so initially I quickly gave up on that. I then tried again a couple of times to see if she "melted" a bit during the more intense bits, but nothing.

As for the main course, very good oral (OW), then switched with her on top. Good strokes, but she got tired quite quickly.
More importantly, she gave me a very strong impression of being bored and uninterested. Rather than a "truly girlfriend and passionate experience" she seemed pretty cold and mechanical.
I then moved to doggy, and right when I was about to finish "Oh, it's too hot, need to open the window".
We then moved to mish, but by that time, I was a bit put off.
Showered, tried to chat a bit, I wanted to try and at least touch her a bit, trying to save what was left, but she got dressed very quickly, and gave me a strong impression she wanted me to leave, even though I had at least a good 20min left, so I just went home.

Pretty girl, but won't go back. She has a few positive reviews, so maybe it's just me, or it just wasn't her day.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/7678683 or https://www.adultwork.com/MERCEDES+BLONDY

Price: 30min for £80
Date: March 2024
Services: OWO + Sex
Location: Located in Harrow, no public transport nearby, had to take an uber. (Shes seems to be located elsewhere now)

The girl: She is the woman in the photos but somewhat older and abit larger than I expected. Still, found her attractive. Shes quite articulate and kept emphasising how her massage was very good, however I was more interested in sex so decided to pass the massage and went for cuddling and OWO from her. She wiped my dick quite extensively (like proper long time) with alcohol wipes which sort of put me off abit but then her OWO was very good. Gentle style with lots of tongue action I was very satisfied with the OWO aspect.

The sex is where it all goes downhill. She uses no lube and as you try to enter, she will without fail hold the base of ur penis to prevent deep penetration. Now I am probably slightly smaller than an average male size, I don't consider my penis large at all but she said her pussy is very small and therefore needs to hold it...VERY annoying and kills the mood. Anyway I labour on and manage to finish with that.

Overall quite unhappy with the sex and services.

The Lady:
https://www.adultwork.com/2101458 or https://www.adultwork.com/MistyMckaineXXX
Deinitely Misty, would recognise that rack at 500 paces!
Mahoosive tits, curves in all the rignt places. 
Obvious her pictures have been airbrushed but look for her recent porn and you'll get the idea.
Happened mid May 24 on her Basingstoke tour.

The short Version:
£150 for 30 minutes.
LFK to DFK, OWO, titfuck, RO, Mish, Cum on tits.

The long version;
I was in the area and looking for some MILF fun. 
Misty has been on my HL for ages and hadnt pulled the trigger yet as always looked toppy on price and a regular or cheaper option always looked better value.  None of those available this time, tried a few, so went for it.  Figured worst case I'd final scratch an itch.
Texted, got a decent time organised and made my way there.  Big chain hotel with no reception issues so up to the room as soon as I parked.

Into the room and fuck me what a pair. She seemed really nice to talk to and I gave her the cash before having a shower.
Back in the room and straight into some LFK and feeling each other up, her discarding my towel to stroke my cock.  Unleashed the tits and they are as youd expect, epic.  Had a good nibble on her very erect nipples with her making the right noises and saying I must be a tit man.  No shit!

Onto the bed on my back and she gets between my legs, lubes up my cock and gives me some titfucking, looked great and could have emptied myself there and then.  More stroking before some porn style cock worship where she didnt quite do deepthroat but was good enough for me.  Thats the view I came for and I almost did cum too before beckoning her for some titfuck whilst I gave DFK a go with some success.
Back to some cock worship before she whilst licking and stroking me asked if I'd like a fuck.  Yes I would but 1st I wanted to eat that pussy.  Down for some RO and no issues, very neat pussy and she responds well, usual encouragement though not sure how genuine given her chosen trade and went back up for some more sucking of her tits and DFK and I gently finger fucked her. 
Fuck me was a frequent comment to on with the bag and slipped in mish with her cupping and squeezing her tits together.  Went for some good hard deep strokes and she was receptive so went for more slowly building up the speed whilst grabbing her tits and now and then eating them and getting some decent DFK now.
Was ready to cum and asked if I could cum on her tits.  Knowing I sometimes shoot and didnt want to hit her face and the headboard I warned her of that which got a laugh out of her and she repositioned kneeling on the bed, whipped off the condom, sucked some more and then offered up her tits for the load.  Her stroking and licking had the right effect as I grabbed 2 large handfuls of tits and she emptied me all over them.  Good job we moved as there was plenty and she got soaked as did her neck, missed her face.  I was quite happy with myself for giving her tits a nice glazing all the same.

Cleanup and a chat about life, how I was happy the 20 year old me got exactly what he wanted from her tits and I dressed and left.

Would I return.  No I dont think so.  Have had better experiences for £150 and to be honest its an itch scratched that been there a while so feels good to have finally had her.  A treat for myself and a one off but will go for the cheaper and better value options that I know deliver all I need other than fucking a porn star Ive had in my wank bank for ages.
If you have watched any of her porn though and fancied trying to reporduce it, I didn't to be fair but had a bloody good go and that blowjob was very good, then go see her I reckon.

Recently met with Carmen Delights during her visit to Yeovil. Paid £90 for half an hour. https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5401330

Comms
I initially dropped Carmen a text which she replied after a few hours. She entertains a bit of chat over text but you very much need to call her. I called her for a same day booking and it was a bit tricky arranging it, I had to repeat myself a few times but it got sorted fairly easily. Once we had agreed a time she texted me a postcode and asked me to confirm 30mins before the meet. When I arrived at the location the last details are given over the phone. As per another review, she will be looking out a window and wants to watch you come in. This was a bit difficult as due to traffic and wind I found it hard to hear.

Location
I would call it a pretty standard Yeovil punting flat! Rented apartment, quite run down on the outside and communal areas but clean and fine within. A bit small but it was fine for the meet. Offered a shower but declined, shower facilities looked clean however. I was asked to wash my hands and saw them at this point. Punt took place in a small room, double bed, candle, music, black out curtains. It was clean and perfectly adequate. No evidence that there was anyone else in the flat, most of the other doors were ajar. The flat is very central Yeovil and lots of parking (paid) nearby. Busy area but in a kind of off-street so discrete enough in my opinion.

Appearance
Carmen is an attractive lady. She is probably on the border of MILF/Mature but would say she is more MILF. Stated age of 43 is believable but probably add a few years on top. I would say her media is a fair representation of her body, maybe slighter bigger but not in terms of fat just proportions. I found her to have a cracking body, great boobs and an amazing toned ass! Facially she is attractive, not a stunner but hot nonetheless. She was dressed in nice lingerie, heels, stockings and had nice make up and red lipstick on.

Personality
Carmen speaks good English, has a Spanish accent but perfectly able to understand her and hold a conversation. I found her friendly and engaging throughout our time together. She seemed to be very intent of me relaxing and being pleased. I enjoyed her company and we had some good friendly chat throughout the meet.

Services
From reading previous reviews some reviewers mention following a script, I can't say that was my experience. She seemed very keen to ask what I wanted and responded to this.

Upon entry Carmen greeted me with a smile and a kiss, already encouraging me to touch her. She was very chatty and friendly. Led me to a side bedroom and she started cuddling and kissing again. I instigated giving her the money. She popped out and told me to make myself comfortable. She returned a minute or so later and asked if I wanted a shower, I declined but she asked me to wash my hands. All very relaxed and chatting away. Once back in the bedroom Carmen was back to cuddling and kissing me, encouraging me to touch her and rubbing herself against me. I requested a massage which she obliged. I laid down and she went to work on a very sensual massage including body to body. Lots of reach unders from the start, some of the best I've had to be fair! Very pleasant. Body to body was good too, mainly using her breasts and some body weight. Little kissing on my ears and blowing on occasion, really sensual and enjoyable. She asked me to flip over and carried on the same at the top, this time coming up for some kissing. Kissing open mouth but no tongues. I didn't try to to stick my tongue in but think you could of.

Moved down to some oral without. This was very nice, lots of attention to my balls with her mouth and hands. Making all the right noises and built up to quite a fast pace. She was keen to have her ass facing me whilst giving oral, I could see her blowing me but also could have access to her pussy which she encouraged me to finger. She did do quite a bad fake orgasm but A+ for effort. She got wetter as we carried on though to be fair. I did not give her reverse oral so can't comment on that.

We then had sex (protected) in a few positions, very eager and enthusiastic from her, nothing seemed to be much trouble. Returned to oral to finish where she really went to town giving me oral. She built up to a fast pace which she maintained for a good while until I was ready. I told her I was going to cum a few times but she carried on blowing and ended up with CIM. This isn't listed on her likes list which is why I was keen to tell her I was about to cum, but guess she didn't mind!

Afterward she helped clean me up and told me no rush to leave. Very relaxed, chatting away about Spain. I slowly got dressed and left with a kiss.


Overall
Would highly recommend visiting Carmen, especially if you like Spanish and/or Mature ladies. An attractive lady with a fantastic body who is eager to please. Good VFM in my opinion. She is in the area until the end of the week.

https://www.adultwork.com/7171875

Date: Within the last year.

Location: Bayswater / Paddington

Cost: £150 for 1 hour

Services: OWO,protected sex ,a-levels

Communication: Via text, prompt responses.seemed busy due to times available

The girl: taller than the average Thai girl is say about 5.7 . Massive tits one of the best pairs I’ve seen they are firm and soft at the same time and no sag at all . Body is ok not gym levels but she ain’t overweight nor skinny.. one of the old videos were a good representation of her . Maybe a size 10 . But her new pictures on kommons are heavily edited to the point that’s it’s made her super slim and face is almost cartoonish. But in person she is pretty no doubt .

Venue : shared flat with anther girl bedroom fit for purpose a bit of a mess around the edges but I’m
not there to clean her flat . Shower was ok from memory


The meeting: buzzed in come up the stairs and was greeted by her in a one piece that could hardly hold her jugs in . Great start . Into the room sorted fun tokens out and into action . I’d showered before leaving so had she so didn’t see if she would join in the shower like some do .. best way to describe the punt is she is a fuckdoll kinda passive and lets you do whatever so eager to please ..
absolutely lovely punt went into owo to sex in various positions. Second round owo into a levels .quick shower and I Left with legs like jelly tired asf .


Conclusion: Would I return? Yes plan to soon solid plan a/b

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/burton-ln1/thai-sexy-lisa--real-/327394692

The agreement
£70 for 30 minutes with kissing included.

Communication
Done through WhatsApp. Nice and simple. Quick replies and address sent. Time and services quickly agreed.

The location
Flat near West Parade. Same place as I saw Thai Nikki and a few others.

The girl
It's the girl in the pictures. Honestly couldn't guess the age accurately but possibly early thirties. Prettier in person, a bit scatty, talks a lot in broken English. Was all over me as soon as I got through the door. A bit full on but I didn't mind.

The meet
Started with loads of deep kissing before she gave me oral without while I stood by the size of the bed. This was the first time she stopped talking and she gave a nice rhythmic blowjob working her little tongue around the balls too.

Laid her down on the bed and got the snorkels on for some deep sea muff diving. Tastes nice and fresh and was trim and super clean. She was soon biting her wrist and writing around. Fingers were allowed and I went to work on her G-spot.

Her nipples were quite large and pronounced and she certainly liked having them sucked.

Missionary first. She like her legs to the side while you work away. Flipped her between this position and legs on the shoulder. She pulled me in for more kissing.

Switched to doggie and gave her a good seeing to in this position for about five minutes. Lowered into prone bone and grinded away for a bit while I interlocked my fingers with hers.

Was already more than twenty minutes into the meet. I am not one to push my luck, but she had made no indication that she wanted me to finish up, so I got her on top while I cupped her buttocks and let her bounce up and down with gusto.

I needed a rest so lied back on the bed and got her to ride me nice and slowly for a bit. She asked me to suck her nipples again. I asked if she could make herself cum in this position and she went up a couple of gears, changed her angle and was soon gasping away. I was in heaven looking up at her closed eyes while she moved back and forth.

I finished in missionary while having some more DFK - a guarantee to get my over the cusp if I'm one of those not-cumming-any-time-soon sessions. Nice finish and was absolutely knackered after this one.

Conclusion
Better than the pics, excellent value for money, gave me every service I requested and paid for, made me feel welcome and I really enjoyed myself. I found the last one slightly more attractive but that's just my personal taste. Nikki (one of my recent reviews) and this one, Lisa, both told me they are from the north of Thailand near the Cambodian border, and this may explain their slightly more oriental look. I left happy.

https://www.adultwork.com/7666425 or https://www.adultwork.com/Penny+Thai+GFE

I was a bit wary of this profile as there were neither AW feedback or UKP reviews and it had only been running since March 2024.  However, I decided if the profile pics are accurate and she delivers a GFE as claimed in her profile name then it should be quite an experience.

COMMS
Excellent.  All by text with very quick replies.

COST
£70 / 30 minutes + £10 OWO and £10 kissing.

LOCATION
House in a street just back from the seafront.  Clean and tidy inside.  Parking nearby or on seafront.

THE LADY
Profile pics are accurate and current.  Very pretty face with a lovely smile IMO.  Very slim, probably size 6.  She is friendly, smiley and understands and speaks English but I often found it difficult to understand what she was saying.

THE MEETING
When Penny opened the door I was relieved and pleased to see that she was the girl in the profile pics.  She led me upstairs to the bedroom where she tweaked my cock through my jeans a few times and giggled.  I paid and stripped whilst she stashed the cash before returning and stripping off completely and inviting me on to the bed for a massage.  I asked for a soft one and I suppose by Thai standards it was, but it was still fairly firm with plenty of pressing.  There were no CC swipes and only a couple of ball tickles, so overall it was a disappointing start.  Penny asked me to turn over and gave my chest and knob a bit of a rub before asking if I wanted oral.  This was when things started to get better.  She knelt between my legs and delivered an excellent blow job which was nice and soft with a steady action. I asked for 69, which she agreed to “Just for a short time” and I spent a few minutes happily munching on her pussy, which was clean and fresh with long stubble.  Condom on and she straddled me for CG, which she delivered enthusiastically and with good eye contact but, disappointingly, didn’t come in for any kissing.  We changed over to mish and she delivered this well with some soft moans, but when I moved in for kisses I received only short pecks (I did have minty fresh breath).  However, I really enjoyed screwing such a pretty lady and soon had a great orgasm.  Penny cleaned me up with wipes afterwards and we had a short chat whilst I dressed before leaving, the meeting having been about 25 minutes in total.
 
SUMMARY
I was disappointed with the perfunctory kissing, especially as she describes herself as GFE, but overall it was a good punt with a fit young lady, who was friendly and enthusiastic and gave a great blow job.

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/elizabeth/

First time for me at HOD.

Quite simple rang the number had an appointment booked within 40mins of calling.

£80 for half an hour.

Elizabeth
Showed me in to the room quick chat about this being my first time at HOD.
she gave me 5 mins to undress.

Wow she’s walks in the room full of confidence and sexy as hell.
Places me on the bed and took charge.little man below was quite nervous at first however was standing to attention within no time. 10mins of OWO with her pinning my arms down.
She then rode me cow girl lots of eye contact and DFK through out.

I’m about to explode so quick shuffle and into doggy. She made all the right noises and it was not long untill I came in the bag.

Quick chat and clean up. Cheeky little snog on the way out. And left with a spring in my step.

Would I see her again. Yes indeed.

Happy punter