Sammer looks fit, but Rhian -wow - be very careful MTB - its an 8" or 9" cock - could make you walk funny and not sit down for a few days .
I must confess - if I met either of them I do think I would be tempted to have a go ( giving only - my ass has a 1 way valve -and its an outward direction ! )- I'm sure our friend ( who I introduced you to -thank you -lol ) will enjoy watching you in action ( again ! )
I'm sure you can find a 'local'' one on Birchplace - if you don't - I might just surprise her and beat you to it -ha ha - I along with many others are looking forward to the review !!!!