Well, "There's no fool like an old fool" as my grannie used to say.
I was looking forward to my first shag in over four years, I've been recovering from a long illness.
My opportunities to escape the house and home for adventure are very few.
I had a few hours free this morning. But I live in North Devon - there's nowt here.
I contacted 7 or 8 girls on AW from as far away as Wadebridge and got nothing back.
So like a fool, I tried viva-street and came up with a promising Portuguese lady (Romulan)
She offered a meeting for £140 with anal an extra £40 (I don't shag bums).
She had a friend we could share for extra - nice photos of them both.
She sent a nice video - dated today - 'come on - room 7' (in a rather shabby motel on the western approaches to Barny)
Pay a deposit in advance - warning bells went off but by then my bollocks had taken over from my brain and all I had on my mind was impending cunnilingus.
I got there - no sign of her. Went to room 7 and startled an older couple in there.
Asked the staff if they'd seen her - showed a face picture, (cropped from the video.)
Nope
Dawning realisation - dunces cap hovering over my head.
The advert has now gone - so is she - so is my dosh.
So dear friends - there is a message. No matter how much you desperately need a shag - think it through.
I will now have to wait several months until another opportunity comes my way.
I will find a reputable girl on AW in Exeter or somewhere where there are real working girls.
I was so looking forward to posting a well worded review - it will have to wait.