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Author Topic: Does anyone know where I can find some really vanilla escorts?  (Read 870 times)

ipreferbutts

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Not the ice cream flavour! :P I mean an escort who only likes regular plain sensual sex, no weird kinky stuff, BDSM etc. I was reading someone's review in the East Midlands forum: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220417.0 and he talked about this escort only liking vanilla sex. I'm looking for more escorts similar to her, in the East Midlands region.

Obviously the majority of escorts will offer vanilla sex as part of their services. But I'm talking about ones who ONLY offer vanilla services and are deeply opposed to weird kinky stuff. Preferably an escort with some decent positive reviews. Cheers! :)
« Last Edit: September 12, 2018, 06:41:45 am by ipreferbutts »

Sureshot

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Book any escort that offers GFE service.  Give her money and she will be whatever you want her to be.

You dont seem to understand what this game is all about, its a 30min / hour escape from reality where you pay a hooker to pretend she wants to have sex with you.

A decent whore can be vanilla with you and 15minutes later a submissive cum slut with the next paying punter

ipreferbutts

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Book any escort that offers GFE service.  Give her money and she will be whatever you want her to be.

You dont seem to understand what this game is all about, its a 30min / hour escape from reality where you pay a hooker to pretend she wants to have sex with you.

A decent whore can be vanilla with you and 15minutes later a submissive cum slut with the next paying punter
I'm looking for escorts that ONLY provide vanilla services, did you not read my post? :dash:

Offline HailWood

There are quite a few WGs who I met who deliver an excellent vanilla GFE Service and they come in all shapes and sizes. If you could be a little more specific about the services, price point, looks and area that you seek we can help you better.

Sureshot

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I'm looking for escorts that ONLY provide vanilla services, did you not read my post? :dash:

Yes i read it but it appears you missed my point. 

Ask a prossie if she only offers vanilla and she'll say "yes, give me money."  Ask the same prossie if she offers vanilla and pse and she'll say "yes, give me money"

What a hooker does outside your allotted time should have no bearing.

Explain to her what you want and for the set fee she will provide the illusion.

How vanilla do you want?  If you want her to lie still without moving or talking while you pump away just book a cheap rom

ipreferbutts

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There are quite a few WGs who I met who deliver an excellent vanilla GFE Service and they come in all shapes and sizes. If you could be a little more specific about the services, price point, looks and area that you seek we can help you better.
Services: an escort who really wants sensual, passionate love-making and doesn't provide any services like PSE, kink, fetishes, BDSM and stuff like that. Perhaps a woman who actually likes missionary for once, rather than just doggy and other impersonal positions.
Price point: not bothered, as long as it's not stupidly expensive like £500/hour or something.
Looks: not bothered about looks.
Area: Anywhere in the East Midlands, or an escort who would be prepared to travel to the East Midlands.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2018, 09:44:18 am by ipreferbutts »

Offline NervousJ

I'm looking for escorts that ONLY provide vanilla services, did you not read my post? :dash:

Example. Faye in castle D delivers the perfect gfe experience, but offers other kinks in her services. Why would you rule someone like that out.

I don’t really get your, I just want a gfe but without anything else. Any escort who has gfe in their services will provide what you are looking for. Just tell them that, that’s their job.

Read some of my reviews, that’s usually my bag.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2018, 09:54:07 am by NervousJ »

Offline spurs

straight answer to a straight question in my opion would be escort tanya based just off the m1 in trowell

Offline NervousJ

I think you need to change your name to Iprefermish  :unknown:

Offline Dipper

Just get a long term partner or marry.  :D


ipreferbutts

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Example. Faye in castle D delivers the perfect gfe experience, but offers other kinks in her services. Why would you rule someone like that out.

I don’t really get your, I just want a gfe but without anything else. Any escort who has gfe in their services will provide what you are looking for. Just tell them that, that’s their job.

Read some of my reviews, that’s usually my bag.
Because if they offer those other kinks, they will be sort of tainted and affected by the more extreme stuff. Hard to explain, but I definitely want an escort who only does the sensual stuff. :D

straight answer to a straight question in my opion would be escort tanya based just off the m1 in trowell
Thanks. Do you mean her? External Link/Members Only She offers tie and tease and other weird shit which I'm not looking for from an escort. I'm looking for one who ONLY offers sensual, non-kinky stuff.

Just get a long term partner or marry.  :D
That would be a disaster, because women's sexual interest in their long term partners or husbands completely tanks (the science on this is very clear). That's why 99% of men on here have wives who don't give them sex.

Sureshot

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Because if they offer those other kinks, they will be sort of tainted and affected by the more extreme stuff. Hard to explain, but I definitely want an escort who only does the sensual stuff. :D
Thanks. Do you mean her? External Link/Members Only She offers tie and tease and other weird shit which I'm not looking for from an escort. I'm looking for one who ONLY offers sensual, non-kinky stuff.


FFS man, we're talking about prostitutes.  These women fuck strangers for money 5 times+ aday.  Youre not going to find one thats not at least a bit "tainted"

Offline NervousJ

Because if they offer those other kinks, they will be sort of tainted and affected by the more extreme stuff.

Really ??? Not the ones I’ve seen. She’s a shit escort if she can’t just do a vanilla punt. It’s kind of bread and butter.

ipreferbutts

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FFS man, we're talking about prostitutes.  These women fuck strangers for money 5 times+ aday.  Youre not going to find one thats not at least a bit "tainted"

Really ??? Not the ones I’ve seen. She’s a shit escort if she can’t just do a vanilla punt. It’s kind of bread and butter.

Well whatever, I'm not looking for a debate, I'm just looking for escorts which fit my criteria. I found Layla Arab. Anyone got anymore? That Tanya from Trowell doesn't fit the criteria I'm after by the way.

Offline Hotdogboy88

FFS man, we're talking about prostitutes.  These women fuck strangers for money 5 times+ aday.  Youre not going to find one thats not at least a bit "tainted"

I’m with you on this one. Think you need to give up because he’s going to drive you mad.  :dash:
Any escort where only offers his vanilla service would have a very dusty phone and wouldn’t be able to make a living.

Offline NervousJ

If Faye and Tanya don’t fit your criteria, you are going to struggle finding anyone else.

There’s a lass in derby called gfe.xxx,  not seen her, but she must offer what your after.

Let’s us know how you get on. And don’t forget just 30mins for your first meet..I’ve just read your review again.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2018, 10:39:16 am by NervousJ »

ipreferbutts

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If Faye and Tanya don’t fit your criteria, you are going to struggle finding anyone else.

There’s a lass in derby called gfe.xxx,  not seen her, but she must offer what your after.

Let’s us know how you get on. And don’t forget just 30mins for your first meet..I’ve just read your review again.
External Link/Members Only this is Faye, right? She offers BDSM, so not what I'm after I'm afraid.

Do you have a link to gfe.xxx's profile?

Thanks for the tip. Yes, 30 minutes for first meets from now on. 2 hours was such a waste. Even if it had gone really well, 2 hours was just far too long. 1 hour would have sufficed.



Offline RedKettle

, I'm not looking for a debate,

You may be on the wrong site - we can start a fierce debate over what day of the week it is....

 :D :D :D

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ipreferbutts

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External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
I guess this is the closest I will get -sigh- Thanks for the help by the way, much appreciated. :)

Does foot worship and spanking probably a bit to kinky.
lmao!!! Foot worship and spanking are just about ok. Tie and tease is pretty kinky and "out there" though. I never understood why someone would find it a turn on to not actually see what they're doing. I'd freak out and be afraid they would hurt me while I couldn't see them. :scare:

Offline alftupper

I agree with other posters who say you are missing the point about escorts, you pay them money, they provide the service you want.

And even if an escort only provides vanilla services to the paying public, you've no idea what kind of filth she indulges in in her private life.

But if you want a vanilla escort with a limited likes list, how about Kayla.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Sureshot

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I agree with other posters who say you are missing the point about escorts, you pay them money, they provide the service you want.

And even if an escort only provides vanilla services to the paying public, you've no idea what kind of filth she indulges in in her private life.

But if you want a vanilla escort with a limited likes list, how about Kayla.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

That could be a good shout.  Shes got great tits and the prettiest pussy ive ever seen.  Sadly for the OP i "tainted" her by spunking on her face :lol:

Offline CoolTiger

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Why don't you go and see any typical EE or Romanian girl. Whilst they promise to offer a lot, most punters end up being given a typical vanilla service   :dash:

Here's a typical one...

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EDIT.
OP has now been banned for trolling.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2018, 12:08:12 pm by CoolTiger »


Offline quietbloke_uk

You may be on the wrong site - we can start a fierce debate over what day of the week it is....

 :D :D :D

It's Friday

Offline Newtothisstuff

Shame he's gone.  :lol:
Personally, I thought he got off to a blinding start. Opening his first review with the line "This is a fairly long review (but worth reading)." Then complaining that the girl didn't like the fact that he hadn't shaved for a few days. Apparently it was because he thought girls liked the feel of sandpaper between their legs. Not because he was just a schoolboy trying to pretend he's old enough to shave.
I thought his quest for someone who was basically a nun with a naughty secret was great. I was looking forward to seeing the post where he declared his undying love for her and how he'd saved her from depraved buggers like us. (Well.... me anyway).

Well.... I guess we'll have to wait for half term for someone else to take his place.

Offline Lincs.man1

Example. Faye in castle D delivers the perfect gfe experience, but offers other kinks in her services. Why would you rule someone like that out.

I don’t really get your, I just want a gfe but without anything else. Any escort who has gfe in their services will provide what you are looking for. Just tell them that, that’s their job.

Read some of my reviews, that’s usually my bag.

Cant go wrong with Faye fella, she will look after your every need... :wacko: