Liane rose xo - Nottingham

[Ipunter]

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This happened a few weeks ago, just not had a chance to get the review down.

Booking / Communication

First attempt:  I dropped her a message and she replied (with a voice message) quickly that she was available.  I told her I'd just jump in the shower and pop over, she said don't rush.  I thought ok then, it was booked for 12:30 or something, so as advised I didn't rush.  I got ready and messaged her and said I'm due to get to hers at around 12:35, she said that was fine see you around 12:45.  As expected, I got stuck in traffic (but I was still under the allusion that I didn't need to rush) I called her and said I'm stuck in traffic and she said she can't see me because she has another booking at 13:00... My 30 minute booking would have been over that... But I thought, fair enough.  I would try and book with her again the next day, because she was totally booked up the rest of the day... (Didn't need to rush...)

Second attempt: Similar start as the day before, she replied with a voice note saying yes that's fine.  So I headed over, on the way she rang me and told me she's started her period...  But she'd be back in action the next day...

Third attempt: I left it a bit from the last time as I was busy,  I found myself free one evening and thought, let's see if she can squeeze me in.  She voice messaged back saying she's available, I headed over, on the way I got a voice note from her asking if I was definitely coming because she wanted to finish up if not, I said I was 10 minutes away.  She said that's fine, I should call her when I get to the postcode.

Logistics / Location

Gedling area, on a newbuild estate.  The postcode took me to the other end of the estate, so I thought, no problem, I will leave the car here and walk to hers.  I called her and she said get back in the car and drive a good 3/5 minutes back into the estate to a road, she wanted me to park behind a certain car which I refused and parked somewhere else.  The directions were awful, total mess about.

I got to her flat, which was ground level but had toys and prams in the communal areas.  She asked me to be as quite as possible because she didn't want to bother the neighbours (which is fine) but she answered the door in basically nothing without hiding or anything speaking at a normal to loud volume and then let the door slam after she let me in.  (It was 10:30PM)

Liane rose xo:

Age: 24, possibly, I'd probably add 5 years
Dress Size: AW says 12, I was say she's boring 16/18 (She's a large lady)
Boobs: Large E/F
Height: 5'1"

Photos: Most certainly her, the photos were probably taken very recently as she was wearing one of the outfits pictured.  But they are very deceiving, she is a large lady far from the size 12 advertised on her profile. 

Service

Paid - £60 for 15 minutes (£10 extra for oral with OWO)
 - She wasn't clockwatching, but I was in and out within 20 minutes

Time management - No issues, just was a farse to get to her place.

Event

I arrived, after trekking through her awful directions.  As stated above she didn't hide behind the door, which is when I saw she was large, but still cute so I thought screw it.  I already knew she wasn't going to be a size zero going by her photos.

She was wearing the purple outfit pictured on her profile, I got undressed and she started giving me oral, but she said don't cum in my mouth (which I agreed) she must has done this for about 1 minute, she's actually really good at oral, so I asked if she could continue as it was really nice, she refused and said she hates cum and she can't stand the taste, I said don't worry I won't cum and she said its the precum too, I thought there was no point arguing so she pull down her top to expose her boobs and took off her knickers and gave me a condom.

I put the condom on, she just layed on her back with her legs open so I went for it, but she was making the worst (not really bothered) sounds, so I closed my eyes and worked through the sounds and came.  She then said the toilet is over there, but she asked me to use the door in the hallway and not in the room (both go to the same place) I asked where's the bin, she was like flush it and the wet wipes.  I was thinking to take it with me rather than block up the drains, but there was no other option than to flush it, as I was stood stark bollock naked in her bathroom.

I got dressed without a word either way until I was fully dressed and she said, let yourself out and she rolled over and started playing with her phone...

After

I found the whole process so rude, I left very underwhelmed.  My time was totally different to the reviews on AW, she was nice enough, but no more than a pump and dump, but there's so many better options out there.  Very disappointing that I paid extra for OWO and got probably less than a minute...

I wouldn't recommend her in the slightest.

Would I visit again: No

[GoldTop]

Very helpful review. I nearly saw this one over Christmas. Texted but couldnt arrange.
Tried again and so glad it didnt come off. Bullet dodged

[Jacobkim]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=386265.msg3932770#msg3932770

I had reviewed her few months ago 

[scutty brown]

"of AdultWorksFinestPerformers:Award Winning Members"

with that flag what did you expect? I'm just surprised that she actually really escorts at all

[Jacobkim]

Looks like her pimp is on here aswell. When some one leaves a negative review, a positive review will come to  justify the negative review.
She is  not worth the time and money. Simple as that