Author Topic: Emma Stone, about us she moan! Lol!!! (Read 2984 times)

P. Lonker · « **on:** December 23, 2016, 01:25:05 pm »

Hey fellow punters, you have really got to question this ones sanity, check her reviews on here and her AW profile, she has had a text that she cannot reply to, if anyone else want one sent, I can do it. External Link/Members Only hope link work.

mh · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:38:25 pm »

Apparently she's English? Really?

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PLZ DO NOT BOOK ME IF U ARE A UK PUNTING WA✊🏻💦RS ????? I WILL NOT SEE PEOPLE WHO GO ON THAT SHAM OF A WEBSIGHT!!! IF I CANT HAVE MY SAY ON MY OWN REVEIWS!!!

Facking hell, those lips!!!!

P. Lonker · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:41:42 pm »

Yes big lips, obviously bigger than her brain!

Belgarion · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:41:49 pm »

Quote from: mh on December 23, 2016, 01:38:25 pm

Apparently she's English? Really?

Facking hell, those lips!!!!

Poor girl just helped herself get a dusty phone.

Always amuses me when they avoid black clients because of a bad experience but not the white ones.

In any event, she's doing me a favour avoiding black men. Long may it continue

P. Lonker · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:47:11 pm »

Hi mr Black! I am white and I agree, but do you/us think this prossie can really think rationally????

James999 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:51:20 pm »

I'm not sure what's worse, her attitude or her botched surgery

P. Lonker · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:52:38 pm »

What a great reply!!!!!

Marmalade · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:55:30 pm »

It's amazing when someone has plastic surgery to look like a sort of badly-moulded blow up doll.

MoTToM · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2016, 01:57:51 pm »

External Link/Members Only

James999 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:16:49 pm »

Quote from: Marmalade on December 23, 2016, 01:55:30 pm

It's amazing when someone has plastic surgery to look like a sort of badly-moulded blow up doll.

If you look beyond the surgery you will see a body that is clearly far older than her profile age of 29

She looks more like early / mid 40's

Simmo87 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:37:08 pm »

She wants to 'get a grip' we (punters) can not post on SAAFE and you dont her us a having hissy fit about that

Maybe if she she provided a better service would get less negs

Marmalade · « **Reply #11 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:42:11 pm »

No worries. We can list the relevant info contributed on her account:

MOANING COW

That should just about to it. Now where were we... oh yes, ugly, over-the-hill blow-up dolls... (moaning optional extra).

James999 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:44:58 pm »

I suspect she'd moan a lot more if a load of UKP members booked her and then no showed on th ebasis she doesn't see UKP members

P. Lonker · « **Reply #13 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:46:17 pm »

Emma Stone got a dusty phone?

5th Musketeer · « **Reply #14 on:** December 23, 2016, 05:21:43 pm »

Quote from: James999 on December 23, 2016, 02:44:58 pm

I suspect she'd moan a lot more if a load of UKP members booked her and then no showed on th ebasis she doesn't see UKP members

How the hell does she know who is a UKP member unless she is told?

GreyDave · « **Reply #15 on:** December 23, 2016, 05:38:05 pm »

In the words of Baldrick or Manuwel " I know nothing

is my response I just say I saw you on aw and thought I `d ring I never say I am a regular punter this is a one off and I a nervous

then I bang them with a V powered willy for the whole 1/2

as Jones said they don t like it up em

Gynaemyte · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2016, 07:29:38 pm »

Quote from: P. Lonker on December 23, 2016, 02:46:17 pm

Emma Stone got a dusty phone?

Probably a 'dusty' nose, also.

Johny Stone · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2016, 08:50:04 pm »

Profile gone

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2016, 09:01:28 pm »

It seems like she's thrown her teddy out the cot, her profile has gone

Marmalade · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2016, 09:05:19 pm »

It will doubtless reappear again soon. Prossies like that don't just believe in 'reincarnation': they practice it!

Cunning Punt · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2016, 09:10:45 pm »

Quote from: PussyLover789 on December 23, 2016, 09:01:28 pm

It seems like she's thrown her teddy out the cot, her profile has gone

Shame. I was looking forward to reading her rant.

Marmalade · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2016, 09:21:15 pm »

Quote from: Cunning Punt on December 23, 2016, 09:10:45 pm

Shame. I was looking forward to reading her rant.

Easy enough to improv. There's several by her and a pseudonym fanboy in the DeletedStupidTimewastingShitPosts.

"Eeeeew ahhm no fucking allowed to comment on my own reviews and I'm the best an read ma profile" etcetc

and ditto

"I have seen Emma {yeah every day in the mirror you silly cow} and she is {delete expletive superlatives} that money can buy" etcetc

Given the dust on her phone she could have to save up to spend an hour with herself soon.

P. Lonker · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2016, 11:03:32 pm »

Emma Stone, profile gone? Something I said? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steely Dan · « **Reply #23 on:** December 24, 2016, 08:11:21 am »

She has turned into a video game:

Hidden Image/Members Only

P. Lonker · « **Reply #24 on:** December 24, 2016, 09:01:49 am »

FANTASTIC!

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #25 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:18:25 am »

This girl is an idiot but P.Lonker you seem like you have a proper vendetta against her

calm your tits

Cunning Punt · « **Reply #26 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:21:55 am »

Profile back up. Just in case it goes down again or she removes the rant because it leads to a rather dusty phone, let's record it for posterity:

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PLZ DO NOT BOOK ME IF U ARE A UK PUNTING W✊🏻💦ER ????? I WILL NOT SEE PEOPLE WHO GO ON THAT SHAM OF A WEBSIGHT!!! IF I CANT HAVE MY SAY ON MY OWN REVEIWS!!! DONT ADVERTISE ME!!! NO TROLLS OR WEIRDOS THE ONLY PEOPLE OUTED ARE FREAKS AND WEIRDOS I DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS! RESPECTFUL GENTLEMEN O඲LY XXX

P. Lonker · « **Reply #27 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:25:40 am »

To highlymotivated, she started the shit by her rant on her profile about this site! If people start to through shit! Expect to get some back!! Happy Christmas.

Marmalade · « **Reply #28 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:34:10 am »

Don't book if you are a UKP member??

With well over 100,000 members that might rather reduce the payload up her chuff

... dusty fanny

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #29 on:** December 24, 2016, 12:13:06 pm »

I know we can all make spelling mistakes, so emma if you're reading this its called a "Website" NOT "Websight"

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