After striking lucky being first to see two new girls last week for a sensational punt
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150231.0 I came over all peculiar when Diamond appeared on the website so booked in to be her first in London too. She looks pretty damn good in the one published photo, listed as Russian [actually Lithuanian], 18, size 8, 1:78 tall, 34C-24-34, brunette with hazel eyes, what could possibly go wrong?
Well, the answer is pretty much everything. It's difficult to give the negative any latitude because even though it was her first booking here she is advertised as a whore and is charging two hundred notes....
Comms: Easy, text to agency, address by return.
Location: Well known basement in one of those stucco fronted roads between Queens Gate & Gloucester Road, had some awesome punts here but the last one was in the same front bedroom and was a disaster, strike one.
The girl: She greeted me in a white silk vest and smallish big pants, age about right, in her bare feet, she's taller than me, size 12, quite a unit, so unless I've shrunk to 5'10 then she's over 6 feet tall. I see the girl in the photo but it's been glossified and at the most flattering angle and whatever padding they used for her tits was soon exposed as a sham. I wasn't sure if I was here to fuck her or fight her.
The action: She led me to the bedroom by the hand and we stood, eye to eye, kissed and she offered me a shower. I returned to the room which was like a fucking sauna and checked that the window was open. We kissed in a perfunctory way, I undressed her down to knickers, her tits are small, her back is broad, her arse is bigger and less well toned than mine [and I was 18 a loooong time ago] and there was no contest in the biggest thighs department.
She sucked me unenthusiastically with little skill, I removed her hand and guided her to lick my balls which she did reluctantly then back to more sucking, deeper and hands free this time. She said condom, I said ok and she produced one but could put it on because of her nails so I had to do it and it was too small but I managed it after huffing and puffing a while, she jumped on and this johnny was so tight it was cutting my circulation, the mark is still visible now. After a few thrusts she was sweating like a big girl riding a cock in a heatwave, it got a bit smelly upstairs and downstairs and I was losing the will to live so asked her to get off, removed the nodder which smelt strongly of rubbery muff, cleaned my cock and got her on her knees by the mirror where, aided by a little lube and her tongue on my balls I managed to shoot over her face and into her mouth. Her expression at that point can only be described as a cross between hangdog and having found out a family pet had been brutally murdered.
We cleaned up in strained silence, I checked my watch and noticed the whole fiasco had lasted a grand total of 18 minutes. There was no feeling of lets go again, we were two strangers who had just witnessed an orgasm, albeit a magnificent one, there was no engagement, it was over, I wanted to leave and was very upset that I'd pissed away £200 so I said, lets try and make this a 30 minute booking.
She was slightly surprised but accepted all was not well as I contacted the agency, initially by text. We dressed in awkward silence and stood making stilted conversation for what felt like an age but was in fact only a few minutes until she got the call, then went to get my money, all of it as it turned out before showing me to the door apologetically.
I called the agency from outside, I'm a regular client, they were understanding and grateful for the feedback, kudos to them for settling the issue. Even though I got a free shot, the whole experience was totally unsatisfactory, there is work to do on quality control.
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