Indian Anu - ilford

[hughmyron92]

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Bargained to £40 for 15 mins (oral only and with a condom), as no way was going to pay £80 for 30 mins with a used and abused piece of meat

Price itself was a bit ludicrous for what it was, but only reviewed WG in the area that was what I was after (big natty tits and indian)

Flat was very easy to get to and in a safe location, block of flats off the main road.

Room itself was very average, poorly furnished 4/10 which didnt give off a great vibe to begin with

Shes definitely not a looker. 5/10 facially she looked completely haggered, dont think she was wearing make up. TBH i just got on with it given the price and to play with big old indian tits.

She spent most of the time talking in indian speaking to someone on the phone, whilst simultaneously sucking me off. Again I didn't raise this in person, give the mood was already pretty dire with the room and I just wanted to unload on something

Poor effort sucking, had to basically finish off myself which I did kneeling on the bed onto her tits. She proceeds to tell me to make sure not to get any spunk on the bedsheets whilst I was about to unload which again killed the vibe

overall 2/10. would avoid, unless you want indian milf natural tits (shes got a flabby physique otherwise). Since that urge has been slightly quenced, i would avoid like the plague again. she seems to be doing back to back/frequent bookings and was 5-10mins late for mine because she mentioned someone was using the shower and took longer then expected. 

[RockyBaboa69]

Thank you, OP. You have saved me a £150, which I can spend on some other hot Indian lady on my HL 

[Jerk Chicken]

So you been on UKP 2.5 years 6 posts and 1 hatchet job of a review!

Can't quite believe this has been your only shit punt if indeed you punt at all.

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me #justsaying

[blackprince]

So you been on UKP 2.5 years 6 posts and 1 hatchet job of a review!

Can't quite believe this has been your only shit punt if indeed you punt at all.

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me #justsaying

I believe the fellas. I've seen Anu twice. First time I saw her was amazing the second time was a pure bog standard neutral. She had out on weight but not on her tits on her gut she made less effort with the make up she did look like she aged and her service was not how it was the first time round. Less energy less effort. That being said him trying to bargain was probs why he got such a shite service.

[Jerk Chicken]

I believe the fellas. I've seen Anu twice. First time I saw her was amazing the second time was a pure bog standard neutral. She had out on weight but not on her tits on her gut she made less effort with the make up she did look like she aged and her service was not how it was the first time round. Less energy less effort. That being said him trying to bargain was probs why he got such a shite service[-b].

Hence I said this review is a load of bollocks ... nothing more than a disgruntled punter (if he is one) seeking to do a hatchet job. Real funny first review after 2.5 years. Fishy!

[JonasG]

Seen her before, review isn't wrong in terms of his description of her.

Haggered face bang on, flabby physique.

My punt was probably a neutral looking back, 5/10 I'd say.

[Jerk Chicken]

Seen her before, review isn't wrong in terms of his description of her.

Haggered face bang on, flabby physique.

My punt was probably a neutral looking back, 5/10 I'd say.

Had you reviewed her you may have saved the bargain hunter 40 queens heads ... that said being a lurker he does not need saving; karma!

[RAJEC]

Saw this bird years before my ukp subscription.

Have noticed a similar trend of increased pricing and decreasing service levels.

Saw her once for a duo which was incredible, the second time alone which was mediocre and the third time about 4 years ago was a waste of money. Will never go back.

[JonasG]

Had you reviewed her you may have saved the bargain hunter 40 queens heads ... that said being a lurker he does not need saving; karma!

This was before I signed up on here. I'd been punting a good half a year or maybe 8 months quite regularly before I signed up.

[blackprince]

It's a shame when a previously good escort increases her prices but her service gets worse. I had this experience with Tina Massage. First time was good , second time was amazing third time was just as good but the fourth was so disappointing that I have yet to return. What had me coming back was the fact her pussy was so tight. It was literally like a vice around my knob. But the last time her service and attitude was rushing her effort was limited her and her pussy was not tight stall. Oh yeah and her gigantic nipples was also a turn on I could suck them for hours but the last vista was a waste of 150 quid. If I'm in a good mood and in the local area I might give her another chance but I highly doubt I'll ever return the price dont make sense for the risk of being stung twice for another shit service

[hughmyron92]

So you been on UKP 2.5 years 6 posts and 1 hatchet job of a review!

Can't quite believe this has been your only shit punt if indeed you punt at all.

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me #justsaying

be my guest and go try for yourself. i hope you approach life with the skepticality you possess on this forum. its not really a bargin. her 30mins rate if £80, she gave me 15 mins for £40 and that was oral only with a fucking condom my dude. in reality it was me wanking myself off to a human being who did not turn me on sexually given the 0 makeup/appearance, and left to stare at flabby big tits. i had the bad end of the bargain, i mean I would offer that same service to you for £10

[Jerk Chicken]

be my guest and go try for yourself. i hope you approach life with the skepticality you possess on this forum. its not really a bargin. her 30mins rate if £80, she gave me 15 mins for £40 and that was oral only with a fucking condom my dude. in reality it was me wanking myself off to a human being who did not turn me on sexually given the 0 makeup/appearance, and left to stare at flabby big tits. i had the bad end of the bargain, i mean I would offer that same service to you for £10

You got what you deserve Bro karma is a bitch and always knows your address!

Hope it does not take another 2.5 years to post your "2nd" review.

[blackprince]

be my guest and go try for yourself. i hope you approach life with the skepticality you possess on this forum. its not really a bargin. her 30mins rate if £80, she gave me 15 mins for £40 and that was oral only with a fucking condom my dude. in reality it was me wanking myself off to a human being who did not turn me on sexually given the 0 makeup/appearance, and left to stare at flabby big tits. i had the bad end of the bargain, i mean I would offer that same service to you for £10

I agree with Jerk Chicken you saw her price before you went. If you dont like the price dont bother going. But dont try haggle and complain when you get a shite service. Nobody is forcing you to pay 80 quid but the fact you we t there to waste not only your time but her time is beggars belief. You may not think shes worth the price then dont bloody go I see loads of girls that I think fuck that I ain't saying that for you so you know what I dont even ring them let alone turn up and attempt to haggle

[blackprince]

You got what you deserve Bro karma is a bitch and always knows your address!

Hope it does not take another 2.5 years to post your "2nd" review.

I believe you got a shit service and I can vouch her service and body and appearance has hone down hill and now I would advise punters to avoid her as I believe her service is poor now and she has out on weight on the wrong places and aged.  Also its ridiculous you attempted to haggle and you deserve the shit service you got. And also its beggars belief you've only posted 1 review on her in 2 years. You've contributed nothing of substance to help us. Either write some reviews on your punts or come off the website so somebody else who will co tribute can have a place. Its give and take here. You just want to take

[blackprince]

The crazy thing is I swear her stomach has got bigger and her tits smaller. First time I saw her around January 2017 her tits was absolutely massive and she did have a small belly  but nothing too major. The bect time round late 2019 her got had gotten soo much bigger but her boobs seemed to of gotten smaller. Still bigger than average but not as big as before. Only good thing I'll say about the second punt was she still engaged with lots of kissing but apart from that everything else was below par. Service looks and performance wise.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I saw her in 2017 in Epsom (before I joined UKP).

Can't really say what she is like now but she was exactly as her profile described in 2017, i.e busty Indian milf.
I had a good time with her. Plenty of DFK, owo and she was up for anything I fancied. I even shaved her pussy for her.

As I said I can't say what she is like now but I do believe if you go in with a poor attitude you get a poor service.

[VladtheImpaleHer]

I saw her in 2017. She was OK at best. There's no way her tits are as big as 'J' cups from what I remember! Probably 'F' or possibly 'G' cup.