You know you've got a dirty mind when...

[hornyguy19891]

So I'm sitting at work today, working... Obviously, when I hear one of my interns (a 19 year old student, I'll describe in a bit) ask for the "annual DP report" . Now everyone carried on as they were... But here I am sitting there thinking "what I wouldn't give to fuck her in her tight arse and DP her!

Katie, as i mentioned is 19 years old. And gents, she is stunning. Really slim and petite body. Perfect little butt and small boobs. I'm not the strongest of guys at all but i reckon I could easily lift her up. She is the kind of girl I'd punt on a heartbeat! No matter the cost!

For the more visual punters amongst us... Picture AnnaSophia Robb.

[hungrypunt]

Like Perri Piper porn star, now she CAN take a hammering
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[hornyguy19891]

Yh actually her body is like piper's but face like annasophia. She's take than piper though, my height ish at 5.9 ish

[hornyguy19891]

Oh and more athletic than skinny. Runs 5k every day in about 20 mins apparently. As you can tell i lust after my intern. Of all the interns we hire my personal fitern is the hottest! I didn't hire her so i can't be held liable haha

[shagmore]

Even if you didn't hire her, you can still be done for sexual harassment, but she does sound worth it

[Blackpool Rock]

It's not just at work though as i've got to the stage of seeing girls and thinking "They could earn a fortune" instead of working in a bar; Costa; Tesco etc etc

[Plan R]

You can get stick for just complimenting a womans hair-do these days
Over powerful HR departments everywhere

[hornyguy19891]

Even if you didn't hire her, you can still be done for sexual harassment

Very true!

but she does sound worth it

Oh she bloody well is! Way out of my league but if it turned out she was an escort she can have all my money.

[hornyguy19891]

You can get stick for just complimenting a womans hair-do these days
Over powerful HR departments everywhere

 

[hornyguy19891]

It's not just at work though as i've got to the stage of seeing girls and thinking "They could earn a fortune" instead of working in a bar; Costa; Tesco etc etc

Is it weird I do this with my friends? I have some friends who are quite cute and I think "damn girl, you'd be raking in the money as a young cute GFE WG!"

I also know a girl who has this really exotic look about her. She's english but just a unique look. She could charge £1000 an hour and people would call it cheap.

The company I work in has a lot of young cute interns and graduates so it's amazing how I am able to control myself. I have not popped out the fella and wacked one off at work before, despite the massive closed off toilets that we have Maybe one day with Katie...

[shagmore]

You can get stick for just complimenting a womans hair-do these days
Over powerful HR departments everywhere

yes agree, over zealous and far too much political correctness these days

[manc36]

It's not just at work though as i've got to the stage of seeing girls and thinking "They could earn a fortune" instead of working in a bar; Costa; Tesco etc etc

I know, seen a couple at my local Maccies too, doing well to look fit as fuck in that uniform. was tempted to mention Seeking arrangement to them - provided they're 18 that is.

[Blackpool Rock]

I know, seen a couple at my local Maccies too, doing well to look fit as fuck in that uniform. was tempted to mention Seeking arrangement to them - provided they're 18 that is.

So what's the code for that then, do you ask to "Go large" or something 

[JackoBoy69]

In my work theres a board with managers details etc. One line says, 'Deputy CIM'. Always produces a nice image in my head when I see them 3 letters 

[joe diddley]

... you review the post-Christmas detritus at your place and think of booking an advertised naked cleaner instead of a regular cleaner.

[hornyguy19891]

... you review the post-Christmas detritus at your place and think of booking an advertised naked cleaner instead of a regular cleaner.

Maid outfit optional?

[hornyguy19891]

In my work theres a board with managers details etc. One line says, 'Deputy CIM'. Always produces a nice image in my head when I see them 3 letters 

Hahaha I'm sure they were very good images!

[hornyguy19891]

So what's the code for that then, do you ask to "Go large" or something 

Go to BK and "Have it your way"

[hornyguy19891]

I know, seen a couple at my local Maccies too, doing well to look fit as fuck in that uniform. was tempted to mention Seeking arrangement to them - provided they're 18 that is.

Yh and fashion retailers are full of them. A lot of them are fashion students and work part time so they know what they're body shape is like and dress accordingly! Always great to go "clothes shopping" in the summer"

[Grumpy Pumpy]

On a similar note, just had my car serviced. Excellent recruitment policy by the garage manager. At least 4 fuckable young girls on the front desk and in the service department.

All well dressed, polite, spunky and used to dealing with the often pervy, middle aged, clientele (with me very much included in that demographic) who frequent these dealerships.

Could imagine them all being much in demand SPs

[notcalledchris]

On a similar note, just had my car serviced. Excellent recruitment policy by the garage manager. At least 4 fuckable young girls on the front desk and in the service department.

All well dressed, polite, spunky and used to dealing with the often pervy, middle aged, clientele (with me very much included in that demographic) who frequent these dealerships.

Could imagine them all being much in demand SPs

Spunky?   You wish

[hornyguy19891]

On a similar note, just had my car serviced. Excellent recruitment policy by the garage manager. At least 4 fuckable young girls on the front desk and in the service department.

All well dressed, polite, spunky and used to dealing with the often pervy, middle aged, clientele (with me very much included in that demographic) who frequent these dealerships.

Could imagine them all being much in demand SPs

I'm sure they know how to ride stick!