Most bizarre experience?

[Panzer]

I've read enough threads here now to know that you're a skeptical bunch but this honestly happened to me a few days ago.

I picked a girl from AW and went round her place but it was such a stinky dive that I really didn't want to stay.
I should have just left but she was cute so when she suggested that I take her back to my place, I agreed.
I know, big mistake but it's so difficult to be sensible when you're horny!

When we got back to mine and after some fooling around, she got on some weird trip about being hungry and asked where the kitchen was.  She then raided the fridge and cooked us both a proper meal, with me helping as well like some married couple, arguing and laughing!!?

We never did get it on, she left after some cuddling up and watching TV together and I knew that I'd been totally scammed by a pro but strangely, I didn't mind that much.

I guess I'm not cut out for punting, I'm way too much of a push over.

[yorkshire123]

May I ask for a link to this culinary goddess?

[lewisjones23]

What a lovely ( made up ) story about how you failed to shag a WG

Fuck off to mumsnet or whatever and tell someone who might care

[Taggart]

Nigella Lawson, per chance?

[cueball]

Nigella Lawson, per chance?

That'd be nice

[yorkshire123]

Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Bugger, I was just settling in for a night of fun 

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[Thepacifist]

I wanna shag that blonde bird on celeb masterchef 

[milfwklover]

Nigella Lawson, per chance?

Fuck, yeah. I'd happily pay a decent rate to have her come round and do me a meal and a cuddle.

[fly fifer]

I had a really bizarre experience with a WG once. When I arrived at her flat she was dressed exactly as I had requested. Paperwork sorted, she provided all the services she listed on AW. Was more than happy to try different positions and didn’t complain once. Left happy, having been in there for the full half hour.
Bizarre in telling you, really bizarre.
 

[nigel4498]

I had a really bizarre experience with a WG once. When I arrived at her flat she was dressed exactly as I had requested. Paperwork sorted, she provided all the services she listed on AW. Was more than happy to try different positions and didn’t complain once. Left happy, having been in there for the full half hour.
Bizarre in telling you, really bizarre.
 

Then you rolled over and fell out of bed, that woke you up 

[spartanwizard]

May I ask for a link to this culinary goddess?

[lewisjones23]

Why do people post shite like this? Like what the fuck do they get out of it?

[anonyorks]

Is it half term already?

[wheeliebinwanking]

Banned . . . . .and that put an end to that.

Again, innoncent until proven guilty. But I can't see why she'd suggest coming to your place? What if you drove 1hr to get there?

Fantasist!

[fredpunter]

I wanna shag that blonde bird on celeb masterchef 

Mary berry? Or am I getting my programs mixed up.

[Happylad]

It`s Saturday, and his schoolmates are all on holiday, and he`s bored, so he thought he`d have a look at the porn sites and have a wank - and he found us instead and thought he`d have a bit of intellectual conversation.

Be fair, he`s better off here than mugging old ladies for their pension money on street corners

[threechilliman]

Nigella Lawson, per chance?

Id fuckin destroy her given half a chance. One of those older women I just want to fuck, fuck and fuck again

tcm

[PLeisure]

Id fuckin destroy her given half a chance. One of those older women I just want to fuck, fuck and fuck again

What you reck.... massively submissive and gaggin' for some rough sex. Or more dominatrix vixen in leather thigh boots?