How can you guys afford a punting that expensive?

[Moby Dick]

I am glad you enjoyed that. You are not the only one to pull me up on my poor spelling.

I would like to aplogise if I have offended anyone before this gets out of control.
I am typing using a phone and predictive text does get it wrong. However it was my post and I am ultimately responsible for this mistake so once again I apologise to all especially the OP for making mistakes on his thread. I am very very sorry.

LMFAO talking of poor spelling

[mrfishyfoo]

This will hide you better.   



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FFS 

[OMellors]

This will hide you better.   



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Are you sure

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[mrfishyfoo]

Are you sure

 

 

[OMellors]

I am glad you enjoyed that. You are not the only one to pull me up on my poor spelling.

its called dysleiya i cant help it ! Efalle dylau teipio yng ghymrageg? less typos lol

Why don't you two just settle this over a game of scrabble

OM

[Moby Dick]

No thanks, she might accuse me of BB,   or worse than that, I like her  

Why don't you two just settle this over a game of scrabble

OM

[vw]

I am glad you enjoyed that. You are not the only one to pull me up on my poor spelling.

I would like to aplogise if I have offended anyone before this gets out of control.
I am typing using a phone and predictive text does get it wrong. However it was my post and I am ultimately responsible for this mistake so once again I apologise to all especially the OP for making mistakes on his thread. I am very very sorry.

Irony is amusing to point out. 

Whats with the crawling appology though? i doubt op gives a fuck about your spelling.   

[hungrypunt]

I am glad you enjoyed that. You are not the only one to pull me up on my poor spelling.

I would like to aplogise if I have offended anyone before this gets out of control.
I am typing using a phone and predictive text does get it wrong. However it was my post and I am ultimately responsible for this mistake so once again I apologise to all especially the OP for making mistakes on his thread. I am very very sorry.

Fuck the apology, we make mitakes

[SamLP]

This thread 

[Mr_Shins]

elise ....step away from the keyboard.....

Good advice

Or just close the browser tab on this site. You don't really need to be here anyway.

[OMellors]

No thanks, she might accuse me of BB,   or worse than that, I like her  

Sorry Moby, but just to be clear with your dodgy spelling, did you mean like her, or lick her. 

   

OM

[scutty brown]

Good advice

Or just close the browser tab on this site. You don't really need to be here anyway.

Don't send her away, she adds a touch of colour to the site

[piotrskut]

Don't send her away, she adds a touch of colour to the site

what colour is stupid?

[Mr_Shins]

That isn't what this site is for.

I've punted her with about a year ago when she came to London for a tour. Not just a single one-hour punt, we had 2 fairly long sessions. I have a review from back then too. It did set me back a fair sum - however I did really enjoy it.

[NaughtyAlun]

I can't see how anyone in their right mind would book this lady after reading her comments in this thread. Her business deserves to go down the pan after this horror show.

[scutty brown]

I can't see how anyone in their right mind would book this lady after reading her comments in this thread. Her business deserves to go down the pan after this horror show.

Well............your four years of zero review rather suggests that anyone relying on your trade would go down the pan anyway.
But your timing in jumping on the anti-Elise train is interesting: are you yet another sock puppet for that bent pimp Dewi the Mayor? She's made a prat of herself this time, but that doesn't mean the claque sponsored by Richard Boudier aka Dewi Tucker and Laurence Waxman should get free reign. The cunts have been waiting a long time to get at her - and you seem to be doing their work

[NaughtyAlun]

Well............your four years of zero review rather suggests that anyone relying on your trade would go down the pan anyway.
But your timing in jumping on the anti-Elise train is interesting: are you yet another sock puppet for that bent pimp Dewi the Mayor? She's made a prat of herself this time, but that doesn't mean the claque sponsored by Richard Boudier aka Dewi Tucker and Laurence Waxman should get free reign. The cunts have been waiting a long time to get at her - and you seem to be doing their work

I can see how my paucity of reviews is a black mark against me, but as regards the people you quote I've never heard of them. I will look them up though out of interest. As for Elise she seems to be doing a great job of ruining her business by herself. 

[hungrypunt]

I can see how my paucity of reviews is a black mark against me

Paucity ??? are you taking the piss ("lack of" to mere mortals like me)

but it isnt even paucity my friend its "Zero"

[NaughtyAlun]

Paucity ??? are you taking the piss ("lack of" to mere mortals like me)

but it isnt even paucity my friend its "Zero"

Well judging by your ratio of 217 comments to 1 review (4,140 to 19), I'm well within my rights to write my first review after I've made at least 200 comments. Cheers. 

[hungrypunt]

Well judging by your ratio of 217 comments to 1 review (4,140 to 19), I'm well within my rights to write my first review after I've made at least 200 comments. Cheers. 

Well done,

But you have missed my point, I wont explain again.
But while we are talking numbers, youve been a member since feb 2014, and have 67 posts ZERO reviews.

So that maths says if you carry on posting at that rate to get to 217 @0.039 posts per day , there is a good chance your review will be the best side of 2033and ll be dead me old mucker,

Now if we are talking PAUCITY then that's your post count too isn't it, paucity !, paucity!!, loool paucity indeed.

Jesus this site attracts some good uns.

Oh and I have a "paucital" right to accuse you of these numbers 

[DevilD]

Well done,

But you have missed my point, I wont explain again.

Exactly....

[DevilD]

Well judging by your ratio of 217 comments to 1 review (4,140 to 19), I'm well within my rights to write my first review after I've made at least 200 comments. Cheers. 

But.....any number divided by 0 is still 0....or so my old maths teacher drummed into me. Your equation only becomes relevant and calculable when you have at least one review, my friend. Leave this thread alone now.....it's boring.

[hungrypunt]

Her business deserves to go down the pan after this horror show.

But harsh that NaughtAl 

[vw]

Well judging by your ratio of 217 comments to 1 review (4,140 to 19), I'm well within my rights to write my first review after I've made at least 200 comments. Cheers. 

do what you want you are still a leeching cunt and have been for 4 years, pathetic IMO.   

[OMellors]

Well judging by your ratio of 217 comments to 1 review (4,140 to 19), I'm well within my rights to write my first review after I've made at least 200 comments. Cheers. 

Lies, damn lies & statistics 

You’ve submitted zero reviews in 4 1/2 years, so you either don’t give a fuck about adding to the data base or you’ve been wanking like fuck. 

You just jump on someone’s case when it suits you - toss pot

OM

[scutty brown]

..................You just jump on someone’s case when it suits you - toss pot

more like when it suits Boudier and Waxman

[vw]

more like when it suits Boudier and Waxman

Certainly worthless. 

[sensualencounter]

But.....any number divided by 0 is still 0....or so my old maths teacher drummed into me. Your equation only becomes relevant and calculable when you have at least one review, my friend. Leave this thread alone now.....it's boring.

Sorry to be pedantic but any number divided by zero is undefinable, not zero.

[scutty brown]

Sorry to be pedantic but any number divided by zero is undefinable, not zero.

Infinite wisdom there?

[Mr_Shins]

I can't see how anyone in their right mind would book this lady after reading her comments in this thread. Her business deserves to go down the pan after this horror show.

Because her review record on here is 41 positive, 5 neutral, 1 negative

That isn't perfect but most of those who have actually booked her to see her then come here to review it liked what she provided.

[SO595]

...the claque sponsored by Richard Boudier aka Dewi Tucker and Laurence Waxman...

Is this the same clique that VW is always mentioning, or a different one? 

Struggling to keep track of all the accusations on here.

[DevilD]

Sorry to be pedantic but any number divided by zero is undefinable, not zero.

My maths teacher couldn't spell undefinable.....

[sensualencounter]

My maths teacher couldn't spell undefinable.....

Your maths teacher should have got another job! 

[sensualencounter]

Infinite wisdom there?

I like what you did there Scutty  but only when you set limits...

[piotrskut]

Your maths teacher should have got another job! 

English teacher maybe? 

[sensualencounter]

English teacher maybe? 

Those that can’t, teach. And all that!

[scutty brown]

Is this the same clique that VW is always mentioning, or a different one? 

Struggling to keep track of all the accusations on here.

Its the local brothel pimps, who have been trying to stick the knife into Elise and the other local indie girls for years.
It wouldn't surprise me if this "benebenono" or whoever that she lost her rag over was one of them with yet another fake account - there have been many before

[mrfishyfoo]

Its the local brothel pimps, who have been trying to stick the knife into Elise and the other local indie girls for years.
It wouldn't surprise me if this "benebenono" or whoever that she lost her rag over was one of them with yet another fake account - there have been many before

She's fucked him, or someone with the same username, so I doubt that's the case.

this appears to be who she meant to accuse
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[SeekingtheTruth]

Its the local brothel pimps, who have been trying to stick the knife into Elise and the other local indie girls for years.
It wouldn't surprise me if this "benebenono" or whoever that she lost her rag over was one of them with yet another fake account - there have been many before

She’s confirmed she’s seen him previously. I’d be surprised if he is anything to do with the agencies.

*ninja’d by foo*

[mrfishyfoo]

She’s confirmed she’s seen him previously. I’d be surprised if he is anything to do with the agencies.

*ninja’d by foo*

[xlzc]

What’s going on in here. I’m very confused

[mrfishyfoo]

What’s going on in here. I’m very confused

A gobby pro$$ie mistook you for a barebacking scumbag. 

When called out she gave excuses instead of wholeheartedly apologising so she got ripped apart.

[scutty brown]

but she does have a nice looking ass

[xlzc]

A gobby pro$$ie mistook you for a barebacking scumbag. 

When called out she gave excuses instead of wholeheartedly apologising so she got ripped apart.

I see, haha

[piotrskut]

A gobby pro$$ie mistook you for a barebacking scumbag. 

When called out she gave excuses instead of wholeheartedly apologising so she got ripped apart.

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