Feedback that instantly put you off a potential booking

[SirFrank]

Ever had your eye on a potential punt but then read her feedback and you thought fuck that? A few years back (pre AW) I had my eye on a hotty listed on one of the Cardiff knocking shop websites. Blonde lass with titties so fine they made you want to stand up and bet for buttermilk. Faced was blurred out. Anyway after checking out her 'menu' I thought right I'm having some of that.

Before I set out to the bright lights of Cardiff I read her 'feedback' - probably made up by the management but posted on the website. There was one comment on there that made my blood run cold and my cock shrivelled up like a fucking acorn. It said - she's like a young Barbara Windsor! That fucking moose made me want to puke when I was a kid. I still have nightmares thinking of her flabby arse, thighs and droopy tits on carry on camping. Her laugh is like nails down a blackboard. Ewwwwwww. Anyway after reading that I had to scrub myself in the shower. I realised that I'd buried the memory but seen Babs on that Bingo advert tonight giggling brought the memory flooding back

[David1977]

Booked to see this woman a few years ago, looked amazing in photos and I was bouncing off the walls waiting. Saw she had some feedback and about three different punters had said she was hairy. Now here I was thinking that meant a hairy pussy and I could deal with that. When I got there she was hairy all over, hairy legs, hairy pussy and pits that looked like mine. I wish the feedback had turned me off her would have saved me pubes in the mouth

[rubric]

Anything about a dirty flat - especially a dirty loo/shower usually has me running in the opposite direction.

[webpunter]

Mention of numerous WG's on the premises - +1 is OK if a 2 bed apt.  If more then a non-starter.  Spells trafficking-ish type stuff to me

[virgil]

Re Barbara Windsor - he may just have meant blonde and curvy and you missed out. Point taken though.

Refs to dodgy location re dark alleyways, broken windows, dirty etc.

But also the real disappointment when a great prospect has hidden FB...

[Happyjose]

Few years back checked feedback on a girls profile that interested me - fairly vanilla profile. She had several from a punter who had feedback himself from barebackers. Was enough to put me off

[AnthG]

Wouldn't do eye contact is my scare off phrase I see in reviews.

It is ridiculous that girls come into this profession if they are unable to do eye contact. What do they think this job entails.

[Jimmyredcab]

Few years back checked feedback on a girls profile that interested me - fairly vanilla profile. She had several from a punter who had feedback himself from barebackers. Was enough to put me off

A girl who sees 2 punters a day, 5 days a week will end up seeing 500 punters in a year, some of those will almost certainly have engaged in bareback, what you don't know you can't worry about.   

[Happyjose]

No arguments with your logic there, but when it's obvious and in my face it puts me off.

[SamLP]

"Treat her well"
Usual pimp talk and enough to put me off
It's up to the girl to treat her clients well

[Dodo]

Any reference to that bukaki stuff (is that how you spell it) would send me running a mile. Is that fluffy?

[ForrestGump]

Anything about a dirty flat - especially a dirty loo/shower usually has me running in the opposite direction.

+1

This is something I used to not really pay much attention to. But, in my small but growing experience, it's actually turned out to be a really good indication of the attitude of the wg and, therefore, the service I can expect her to provide.

[berksboy]

            So just like a pub then ? ie if pub loos are a mess then the rest is going to be crap as well.

[Omega_Planet_Ocean]

            So just like a pub then ? ie if pub loos are a mess then the rest is going to be crap as well.

This made me chuckle. I have a good mate who has a career in pub frequentation. He lives by the dictum that if the toilets are shit (no pun intended) the pub will be. Never failed him/us yet!

[Happyjose]

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Fairly regular feedback, and then a negative accusing her of theft. And it's the last feedback she's had since May, even though she's logged on recently.  Wouldn't take the chance personally

[webpunter]

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Fairly regular feedback, and then a negative accusing her of theft. And it's the last feedback she's had since May, even though she's logged on recently.  Wouldn't take the chance personally

And the -ve FB is from a punter with +ve FB dating back a decade.  Didn't realize AW going for so long.  Not hard to figure who to believe in this instance

[SirFrank]

Re Barbara Windsor - he may just have meant blonde and curvy and you missed out. Point taken though.

Refs to dodgy location re dark alleyways, broken windows, dirty etc.

But also the real disappointment when a great prospect has hidden FB...

I'd rather fuck Sid James than Babs Windsor. So I wasn't going to take the chance of turning up and seeing some blonde flabby saggy out of shape slag with a laugh like a fucking hyena

[grey402]

The feedback that annoys me as I feel it's just fake as fuck "if carlsberg did escorts " seen it on so many feedbacks 

[Blue Suede Goo]

"Cheep as chips"
"Does exactly what it says on the tin"

Not only are these awful cliches that are bandied around but I wouldn't lower myself to be "custard cousins" with any punter who would pay to go with a mule of a WG

The fluffy feedbacks are sickening too.
Romantic field reports on AW are tragic!

[Domino20]

"She looks better than her pics" - those being either two-three year old time stamped pictures or overly photoshopped pictures

[cunnyhunt]

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Fairly regular feedback, and then a negative accusing her of theft. And it's the last feedback she's had since May, even though she's logged on recently.  Wouldn't take the chance personally

That is odd, Her feedback to him is one month before and is +ve,  I also note that he sees someone for multiple times then moves on to another I do think that when I see feedback patterns like that EAS could be starting.

For me I can not think of a phrase that would stop me punting. There are too many other factors