External Link/Members OnlyRate £60 for 30mins
Communication - done via text and efficient. Arranged the day before and given door number on the day.
Location - N3 3HP - Near Zizzi’s - meter park and off peak loads on side roads. The flat is above shops that you get to via a door on the Main Street. There’s a few girls working in this place that’s for sure.
Sharon Smith - big thick milf, quite masculine, isn’t a looker but she looks like a dirty cow that you can do all sorts to. I thought I’d punt her after reading Mongers review.
The main event - parked up and was given door number of building, walked in at the agreed time was waiting for flat number. Now this is where it gets ridiculous, she wasn’t there and was running late when I asked for flat number. So I plonked my arse down on the stairs waiting. She eventually shows up about 15mins late spouting some bs about coming from the gym. She was wearing trainers and leggings with a casual long top. When she saw me she was a bit over enthusiastic and she was off her fucking head on something. She was about to go up the stairs and nearly fell through a side door which she leaned on and it swung open. I grabbed her by the arm before she fell into the dark abyss. So I followed her up the stairs while she was spouting her crap and we got to the room and I said to her we can do this another time if she’s pushed for time, ‘no baby we have good time’. At this point I was like ok fuck I’ll bang the granny out of her and do one. So she went off and got showered and was talking to other girls and walking around butt naked. The room door was wide open and I could see her getting ready. I went to another bathroom and sorted myself out. When I got back she walked in and sorted out cash. Jumped on the bed and she got on top and started sucking my dick (OWO) and kept on going on about if I’ve been partying, at this point I could strongly smell the booze off her. I had no inclination to snog her and let her go to town on the bj, good suction and plenty of crazy eye contact. With the drunken behaviour I was thinking to myself you whack on a pair of glasses on her and you’ve pretty much got a doppelgänger of Oliver Reed sucking on your cock. Good suction, takes it keep deep, not toothy and not too much hand. Then I said let’s fuck and she stuck her head in the pillow and started backing that arse up while I was getting set, I dunno if she wanted me to give her vag a lick but I had no desire to do so and I said ready to fuck and she started backing it up further. At this point I said condom??? I have no doubt in my mind that she would have barebacked me right then if I hadn’t of asked. She then rolled over to get a rubber and at this point I realised how fucked she was via she couldn’t put it on me and I did it myself. Then I got her ankles and pinned them up while I gave her a solid boshing, after a while I got her in doggy, her face in the pillow again and pounded her within an inch of her life. She kept on shouting random shit and I could tell from the moaning when I rammed it in she was getting it good. Her pussy was farting like a wholly cushion whilst I went to work. I pulled out cock and shoved two fingers in finger banged her and the pussy farts kept on coming, was loving that bit for sure. When I pulled fingers out I did notice they had some bloody on them which I wiped off with wet wipes. It was nearly time up at this point so I pulled off rubber and she sucked me off to a finish with hand, some of it shot hard on her face which was good. I went to the bathroom and washed my cock and hands before getting dressed and doing one. After all of the shenanigans by her I got my full 30 mins of shagging and I was out of there in around in al little over 50mins.
I wouldn’t see her again as she is an alcoholic and I’m sure she would BB. I’m putting it down as a neg but I did have a good time in a bat shit crazy way.
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