External Link/Members OnlySo a while back I’d had a 50th birthday zoom party, a lot of drink and the next day felt the obvious hangover needs! Hence I was thinking with him down below rather than my brain
Comms were decent, was told 22 year old slim girl etc etc £60 body to body for 30 mins.
I turned up at the house, lady stood behind the door was old, so I was pretending to look for my money and said I’d left it in the car, as was going to do a runner.....how I wish I had. She said “I’m not the girl, she’s in the shower”
Sent up to the bedroom to wait and handed over the cash
The girl that came in was at least 35, if not older, chunky, decent tits. I really should of bailed but in for a penny in for a pound and all that. A little massage, OW, then missionary (couldn’t look at her) so did doggy, filled the bag and away. Didn’t even speak on my way out or thank her for the clean up.
Almost took the bottle of fabric conditioner off the bench on my way out so I had something to show for my stupidity
Willing to take all the flak for being a complete idiot on this one!
Please, anyone as daft as me, avoid like the plague