DONNA LINDA, Gloucester Road - Super fit Brazilian

[west0229]

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Location:    5 min walk from Gloucester Road Station,
Price:         £200 for 1hr
Comms:     Received quick response, agreed on the requested services and the outfit.
Looks:        8/10. Her pictures are accurate. Found her very attractive.
Personality: Relaxed, laid-back, and very slutty

Experience: (Booking was made in April 2021)
When I looked her up on this site, she had 1 negative review. I was a bit apprehensive but decided to give it a go. I Texted, agreed on the services, and arrived at the location within an hour. Outside the building, I called to asked for the door number, and she said she's out and was on her way. In the meantime, I should go to her friend's apartment and wait. In my head, alarm bells were going off, and I thought to myself, " This might be a B&S, No wonder she got a bad review". But Since I was already there I decided to go in.

A Reminder, she lives on the upper floors, so take the elevator. Because I couldn't find the elevator, I took the external staircase which had transparent windows through which you could literally see outside. it was a scary view. I was facing down throughout as I climbed the stairs, so if any of you are afraid of heights, just take the elevator which should be on the first floor.

Anyway, when I arrived at her friend's door, she told me that Linda's flat was upstairs, so I went up. I waited outside her apartment. After about 5-10 minutes, I noticed her exiting the elevator with a couple of parcels dressed casually. It was an unusual situation, but I found her very hot. I assisted her with the package inside. She then guided me to the bathroom. she showed me the toiletries and the men's perfume she wanted me to wear after I have the shower, which I thought was rather amusing. I handed her the paperwork, and she went to change her outfit.

I must emphasize that she is there to please. The outfit, the room with led lights, the music, and the overall atmosphere were all fantastic. She even offered me a beer, apologizing for her lateness and telling me not to worry about the time. The session started with lap dance followed by DFK, DT, 69, head hanging over the couch BJ, rimming both ways. Then we went on to doggy, mish, lazy doggy, and sideways. She must have been completely turned on because, despite the fact that it was not on her list, she herself requested asked for anal. I was surprised when she offered this, but I went ahead with it; no complaints from me.
We both finished after a while. She had a leg-shaking orgasm. She complimented me and thanked me saying she could finally get a good night's sleep. Despite the fact that I went 15-20 minutes overtime, she did not rush me. I then took a shower and then left. 

Overall,
 it was an excellent session. I would definitely highly recommend her. Her prices have risen since I met her. From £200 to £250 with few extras. Unfortunately, I would have been a regular if it hadn't been for this. The only drawback I can think of is her voice.

[Prince]

Looks very tidy? Thanks for the review!

How was the DFK???

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[The Night King]

what's the matter with her voice?

[bukowski]

what's the matter with her voice?

i'd hazard a guess it's disconcertingly masculine

[west0229]

How was the DFK???

At the beginning during the lapdance she did sensual Lfk. She even prompted to take it slow to build the tension. Later on during sex, it was full tongue on tongue action. 

[west0229]

what's the matter with her voice?

i'd hazard a guess it's disconcertingly masculine

I won't say its off-putting. But it sounded strained and less feminine. With the accent included sometimes it was difficult to understand.

[jofrmldn]

Hmm big hands too

[tantric talents]

Thanks for the review.
I am afraid this reads more like a fluffy tour guide’s endorsement to me and feels somewhat too third party...
I was almost persuaded to see this girl when she was 150 inc Cim and would do again if her rates went back down to reality.
£ 250 is taking the proverbial and I see a dusty phone approaching. 

[cduz]

this is def a dude, hands big AF

[The Night King]

this is def a dude, hands big AF

You write one review in 5 years and you're an expert are you?  This hands thing is BS 🙄

[JPin]

this is def a dude, hands big AF

You know what, since I got into this game (and seen so many comments on here) I've been a lot more observant of women's hands and they're not all as dainty and delicate as apparently "feminine" hands are "supposed to be". This includes looking at close family members' hands as well...

I really don't think that the size of a woman's hands alone is any indication of their gender status.

[JackSaint]

You write one review in 5 years and you're an expert are you?  This hands thing is BS 🙄

Her hands were not outrageously big when i saw her, they looked average holding my cock  I had a hint of concern but she has what looked to me like a proper pussy, tremendous performance and husky voice https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=307517.0 it's impossible to make that judgement until you've been in the room.

[cduz]

so you guys mention she has a masculine voice...she has big ass hands, and she has a very masculine face

...she also had a cock at one point

[misternut]

Thanks for the review, does look somewhat masculine to me, hands, face, muscular legs,.. also proposed and enjoyed anal when you didnt requested it…hmmm

[Random poster]

Thanks for the review, does look somewhat masculine to me, hands, face, muscular legs,.. also proposed and enjoyed anal when you didnt requested it…hmmm

Concur - tempted to pay 3.60 on AW for the private gallery - videos also look to me a TS.

I have fucked a couple and realised they must be a TS.

Similarly have got off with gay friends for a laugh before - there is something about men - they are a bit different a bit harder and then there is the smell.

I believe women give off a different type of smell so again keen using perfume for a reason.

Who cares - just saying - it's a bloke

[whoya.kiddin]

Yep - bloke. 

If you are in any doubt look close up at the jaw line. 

[Ericbadboyaight]

Someone on another Thread said that the evidence that she didn’t use to be
A bloke is the fact that she showed a picture of her “child”. Lol that could be her niece, nephew or any child for that matter.

[Random poster]

Yep - bloke. 

If you are in any doubt look close up at the jaw line.

Neck as well looks wide - you cant shrink it, similary overall body tone - women store more fat and it goes in different areas- looks to me like shes all implants - back and front

I dont think there is any doubt shes a man

[Random poster]

Someone on another Thread said that the evidence that she didn’t use to be
A bloke is the fact that she showed a picture of her “child”. Lol that could be her niece, nephew or any child for that matter.

It was a picture of him as a child named Donald

Anagram of DONNA LINDA = I AM DON A LAD

[cduz]

The whole child excuse is a classic Tranny trick, it gives the punter complete confidence she birthed that child...seems that its always the suspected Trans that always talk about their 'children'


Its rough, and honestly should be illegal not to disclose, but...if theres even a 1% chance you think its a Trans, they 100% are

[Random poster]

Let me guess - really athletic performance and firm arse not soft, oh and smooth skin - as in shaved all over.

Im surprised seasoned punters cant tell straight away as mentioned its happened to me twice i reckon - felt and smelled "not right" and the blowjob was amazing....knew exactly what a man wants...

[Random poster]

The whole child excuse is a classic Tranny trick, it gives the punter complete confidence she birthed that child...seems that its always the suspected Trans that always talk about their 'children'


Its rough, and honestly should be illegal not to disclose, but...if theres even a 1% chance you think its a Trans, they 100% are

Agree its not on - I think its a criminal offence to be honest -  think there have been convictions for lesbians tricking women into having sex with them pretending to be male.

[lillythesavage]

Let me guess - really athletic performance and firm arse not soft, oh and smooth skin - as in shaved all over.

Im surprised seasoned punters cant tell straight away as mentioned its happened to me twice i reckon - felt and smelled "not right" and the blowjob was amazing....knew exactly what a man wants...

Man or not, bareback vids are concerning.

[Miketaylor911]

It’s hilarious how everyone jumps in with all these comments! How on earth can you say anything unless you have seen her pussy in person ? I have been with her and I have been with post op girls and let me tell you when you go with a post op it’s 100% clear that the pussy has been constructed by operation there is no way of hiding it!! This girl has a real pussy she is a woman who has had her breasts and ass done these are the facts !!

[Random poster]

To recap

Looks like a tranny
Barebacks - probably on PREP common in gay scene
Asks for perfume to be worn
Pretends to have a child
Has an "orgasm" as prostate stimulated after requesting anal

I really dont think there is any question

I bet she is super fit - can run 100m under 10 seconds, explain the offside rule and parallel park

[Random poster]

Right im booking her will report back

[Random poster]

Seriously look at those abs and the shoe size and overall look.

Ill leave this alone now - sorry bored at work


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[Random poster]

It’s hilarious how everyone jumps in with all these comments! How on earth can you say anything unless you have seen her pussy in person ? I have been with her and I have been with post op girls and let me tell you when you go with a post op it’s 100% clear that the pussy has been constructed by operation there is no way of hiding it!! This girl has a real pussy she is a woman who has had her breasts and ass done these are the facts !!

How can you make any comments without a review? Did you go down on him then? If you have such wide experience why dont you review"Let me tell you...." - please do!

I have shagged women whose pussies look odd in my opinion and dated a girl who spontaneously had a reflex action where her pussy closed due to muscle contraction during sex.

Ive shagged fat girls with tight pussies and skinny girls with wide pussies.

Im not a gynaecologist or plastic surgeon but i do have eyes and common sense - i dont need to see the vagina to tell you its a bloke in this obvious case.

[whoya.kiddin]

Agreed.  If pretending to be a woman to obtain payment for sex is not already an offence then it bloody well should be.

[Random poster]

I forgot to mention she also has a male voice

To top it all off miketaylor911 has shagged her - he only posts on TS girls rveiews

Case closed 

[PilotMan]

It was a picture of him as a child named Donald

Anagram of DONNA LINDA = I AM DON A LAD

Your anagram almost worked. But I noticed you added an A & M and lost two N's 

I made another one, but had to add remove an N and add a D

Don did Anal 

[Random poster]

Your anagram almost worked. But I noticed you added an A & M and lost two N's 

I made another one, but had to add remove an N and add a D

Don did Anal 

I salute you good sir 😂

[shinobihercules]

I bet she is super fit - can run 100m under 10 seconds, explain the offside rule and parallel park

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Get him on VAR at Stockley Park whilst he's available.

[cduz]

I forgot to mention she also has a male voice

To top it all off miketaylor911 has shagged her - he only posts on TS girls rveiews

Case closed 

LMAOOOOOO

[lillythesavage]

I forgot to mention she also has a male voice

To top it all off miketaylor911 has shagged her - he only posts on TS girls rveiews

Case closed 

Comedy gold this thread, those plates of meat though ffs, size 12,s surely give it away.

[Crackanut]

I'm a fan of the Brazilian ladies but this one includes too much doubt. Some of the ratios are off as well. Her shoulders seems disproportionate to her hips as well, personally that's a giveaway.

[Random poster]

I find the other threads hilarious as are the comments on a "proper pussy"

Here are some pics

First are all women, second all male

 "But she got wet" - yes he puts lube in before the meet.

Previous name SEXY LAURA = RAUL IS XY

How many more clues does he have to give, including offering TS duos?






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[JackSaint]

I saw her and reviewed, had a suspicion, everyone who has seen her is adamant she's female, everyone who hasn't is adamant she's male, it's hilarious. I had a great time with her in a brilliant flat, hope I haven't fucked my first ex-bloke but care less than the majority of the speculators.

[Random poster]

Exactly why do you hope it wasnt your first ex-bloke if you had a good time?

Shouldnt bother you, as you say you couldnt care less.

Comments on reviews helps others who may not want to be tricked.

Now you've crossed the line you can work out whether to keep going or not, you had a brilliant experience with a post-op transexual.

They often give very high levels of service, really get into a man's head during sex.

Its 2021 - sexuality isnt binary, maybe you should arrange a TS duo with him and his pre-op friends? Other posters who are sexually attracted to pre-ops whove posted on this thread would probably do a MMMM with you.

Have fun - YOLO

[JackSaint]

Exactly why do you hope it wasnt your first ex-bloke if you had a good time? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I THINK, I'D CERTAINLY PREFER HER NOT TO BE AN EX-BLOKE

Shouldnt bother you, as you say you couldnt care less. YOU ARE OBSESSIVE ONM THIS WITH NO ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE

Comments on reviews helps others who may not want to be tricked. WILD SPECULATION BASED ON PHOTOS IS UNHELPFUL

Now you've crossed the line you can work out whether to keep going or not, you had a brilliant experience with a post-op transexual. REALLY?

They often give very high levels of service, really get into a man's head during sex. HOW DO YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU BEEN WITH MANY, ANY REVIEWS?

Its 2021 - sexuality isnt binary, maybe you should arrange a TS duo with him and his pre-op friends? Other posters who are sexually attracted to pre-ops whove posted on this thread would probably do a MMMM with you. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

Have fun - YOLO

You need to calm down.

[TheMagnet]

From my experience of pre and post op TSs, one thing that some of them have an issue with is their voice.

Sometimes sounding a little croaky, almost a half way house between a man and a woman's voice (kind of ironic and understandable considering they are born men and then transition to being a woman).

If i had to call it based on what has been written here, she probably is post op.  Some of the best TSs are incredibly feminine and passable but the voice can give it away!

[Jkjksham]

Yh Im pretty sure she is a TS, I called her for a booking and her voice was very deep for a woman which put me off, then I read these reviews which put the thought in my head andI then messaged her that Im not interested in a booking as I think she may be a TS to which she responded "What fuck who u are to judge me , I can process u ..give u bad reviews you don’t  anymore spending your shit money with escorts because your gonna have reviews .. u are disgusting " and then immediately after left me with a "Fuck u"

[Random poster]

Yeah obviously TS

Glad the warnings here helped you.