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External Link/Members OnlyCost£70 for half hour. £100 for hour.
CommsCould not have been easier. All arranged by phone / messaging.
LocationApartment off Broad St, Birmingham. Usual kinda thing, felt safe and secure. Limited parking in the area.
The GirlPictures are only slightly flattering, but obviously her. Aged early 30s, about 5' 7-ish, size 12-ish. Lovely shape, very fit and feminine. Curvaceous hips and tits to die for. The latter are presumably enhanced and equipped with perfectly-sized suckable nipples. Wears glasses and looks quite distinctive - sultry, almost cat-like features. Polish nationality, but superb English speaker.
The ExperienceOn arrival I received a pretty disinterested greeting and suspected that this might not be the greatest of experiences. It actually turned out to be a bit better than I feared, but it wasn't a good start. She had very little to say to me, and I can't remember a shower being offered (didn't need one anyway). Got down to business with plenty of mutual stroking and exploring - this was the best part of it. She has a wonderful body, exactly my type. She knows what to do with those awesome boobs too - every important part of my anatomy got to experience them in great detail.
In fact, I got to experience her ace body from all sorts of different angles as she went through the motions of pleasuring me (the pleasure was real, but so was the 'going through the motions', I fear). However, no kissing whatsoever really - barely a peck. Don't think our lips even made contact. RO might have been available if I'd pushed, but I didn't and it certainly wasn't offered. Oral on me lasted less somewhere between 5 and 10 seconds - nothing there to describe really.
Had sex in a few positions during which she continued to look amazing, but during which I felt absolutely nothing.
VerdictI can't regret seeing her, as she is sexy as hell, but it all felt a bit mechanical to me, like I was an item on a production line. She clearly had no interest in me, but during sex she did at least manage to undertake a basic impression of not hating it. Afterwards we did start talking and began to really hit it off - kinda wish we'd done that before now, but chit-chat is not why we punt is it.
I have no compulsion to return, but being a boobs man it's hard to forget those funbags (those nipples were so,
so inviting) and that sultry look of hers, so who knows? Going on the other reviews today and recently, it could be that I caught her at a bad time. She is smokin' hot if she's your type, so she may be worth giving the benefit of the doubt.