When the punting gods are having a laugh....

[RedKettle]

So here I am in a swanky london hotel, you know the sort where there are staff around the entrance just to say "hello can I help you".  I have a girl booked, been looking forward to it for over a week - a Japanese girl so this will be one off the bucket list.  I need to make sure that she gets past reception and all the bloody interfering staff otherwise I am wanking to porn again.  However this hotel is typically used by people I know, so I need to be discrete.  I meet the girl outside the hotel and we walk in together past the staff and I look around to check that there is nobody I know, it is fine and we push onto the lifts.  We are in and heading up, result....

Then the fire alarm goes off (pre arranged test) and the lift returns to the ground floor and the doors open.  Seems to me that everyone is looking at us and I push the button to go back up... and then we come back down and the doors open again!!  For fucks sake this happens 4 times and I am getting pretty tense.  The lift then goes up again and gets a floor higher, fantastic we are on the way......but no the alarm goes again and back we go.  These next two times I pass tense and both the girl and me are just laughing.

Eventually we get to the room and a dam good fuck follows.....

[vw]

Love good punting stories like this, part of the fun sometimes.  Anyway sound like alls well that ends well.

[tazz]

Sounds like something from a Carry on film. Did it not occur to you to use the stairs.

[jimmytick]

Was this in your time allowance?

[Zeusthedoc]

Why wasnt she able to make her way up to you alone?

[Tiger63]

Was the " Benny Hill " music playing in the background 

[scorpion61]

Reminds me of an adventure in New York, well Jersey City to be accurate. Arranged for a WG to visit me at my hotel and met her at the entrance. Very impressed, young, American, pretty, looking forward to good time. The lift was quite busy including a bloke with his rather large dog. They got off ahead of us at the same floor and we followed them down the corridor. They had carried on beyond my room but when I opened the door, the bloody dog shot back into my room, followed by the bloke - he was middle aged but a bit scruffy looking and out of place in quite a decent hotel - I'm not saying he was a vagrant but you wouldn't have been surprised. Anyway the girl and I stood opened mouthed at the open door at which point the bloke tried to shut the door behind him shouting at us to get out of his room. I managed to push it open and got myself into the room. Now the dog was pretty big and I don't like them so this could have turned nasty - part of me was thinking are they in cahoots with the girl to rob me. To her credit she said quickly I'll go for help - but I didn't know if I'd see her again - wouldn't have blamed her for legging it. Anyway I tried to reason with the guy that it was my room, I had the key card for it and he should leave. He stuck his hand in his jacket and made as if he had a gun but I was pretty sure he was bluffing and luckily the dog was pretty docile despite its size. A few people walked passed the room whilst the stand off was going on and did nothing. We faced off for what seems like 5 mins but was probably shorter and then, as suddenly as it started , he just said oh sorry my mistake and left taking dog with him. Minutes later the girl returned with hotel security and I directed them down the corridor. She came in and we sat down in a heap just laughing. At first she had thought I was in cahoots with the bloke and it was some bizarre 3 some with a dog. I told her my fear and we just laughed some more. Anyway a few drinks from the mini bar calmed us down and we had a great two hours together.

[RedKettle]

Sounds like something from a Carry on film. Did it not occur to you to use the stairs.

to the 14th floor - I would have been fucked before I fucked 

[vw]

to the 14th floor - I would have been fucked before I fucked 

But the legit upskirt as you follow her up the stairs would be worth the effort !

[RedKettle]

Why wasnt she able to make her way up to you alone?

I was concerned that with all the staff around (they really are quite intrusive as you walk in) that she would bottle it and not get past - I did not want to lose the opportunity so I suggested I would meet her outside and we would walk in together.  Higher risk for me but greater chance if getting a shag!

[RedKettle]

Was the " Benny Hill " music playing in the background 

in my head 

[itk]

Punting gods have taken the piss today. Would've posted a negative review of her, but after planning a punt with a new WG from AW, I never received confirmation from her and then when logging on to message her I find her profile has gone already. Then tried to book another WG but she wasn't available this afternoon.

[RedKettle]

Punting gods have taken the piss today. Would've posted a negative review of her, but after planning a punt with a new WG from AW, I never received confirmation from her and then when logging on to message her I find her profile has gone already. Then tried to book another WG but she wasn't available this afternoon.

too many days like that - sorry for you - but think about the cash saved

[itk]

too many days like that - sorry for you - but think about the cash saved

I was going to post this in a thread from a month or two back, but can't find it. (Believe it was started by NIK about spending punting money on something more worthwhile) So after being letdown I spent the money I had in my pocket towards something I've been pondering to buy for a while. Will be something that will last many years, but it just doesn't quell my need for a good fuck. 

[Zeusthedoc]

I was concerned that with all the staff around (they really are quite intrusive as you walk in) that she would bottle it and not get past - I did not want to lose the opportunity so I suggested I would meet her outside and we would walk in together.  Higher risk for me but greater chance if getting a shag!

If a WG isn't able to make it up to the room (with the exception of needing a card or lifts or saying she wants to see u downstairs for some BS security reason) then what the Fuck is she doing

[RedKettle]

If a WG isn't able to make it up to the room (with the exception of needing a card or lifts or saying she wants to see u downstairs for some BS security reason) then what the Fuck is she doing

What are you worked up about?  She did not ask me to meet her, I suggested it as I had seen what the hotel entrance was like.  In fact I have only recently ever thought of doing that following advice in another thread on here.

She has been escorting for 4 months so not exactly a seasoned pro as far as getting past hotel staff.

I could have taken your attitude but if she had bottled it then I would have missed out on an enjoyable shag.

Really do not get what your problem is, my choice where and how I greet her - not yours. 

[vw]

What are you worked up about?  She did not ask me to meet her, I suggested it as I had seen what the hotel entrance was like.  In fact I have only recently ever thought of doing that following advice in another thread on here.

She has been escorting for 4 months so not exactly a seasoned pro as far as getting past hotel staff.

I could have taken your attitude but if she had bottled it then I would have missed out on an enjoyable shag.

Really do not get what your problem is, my choice where and how I greet her - not yours. 

I prefer this method Red, seems like good manners and being a gentleman to me

[Zeusthedoc]

What are you worked up about?  She did not ask me to meet her, I suggested it as I had seen what the hotel entrance was like.  In fact I have only recently ever thought of doing that following advice in another thread on here.

She has been escorting for 4 months so not exactly a seasoned pro as far as getting past hotel staff.

I could have taken your attitude but if she had bottled it then I would have missed out on an enjoyable shag.

Really do not get what your problem is, my choice where and how I greet her - not yours. 

I didn't criticise your choice. sorry if you took offence...
personally, i wouldn't have opted to go down to meet her.

didn't realise she'd only been escorting for 4 months.

however, i stand by my stance.

glad you enjoyed the punt - even if it did take 4goes in the lift.