My story my first time

[Sempiternal]

Hello guys gals keep reading ive drank half bottle jim beam my grammer flown out window, but here is my story, so im 34 was married she only gave once a month, i knew once a month for me was horrible,  and i took this pattern for 10 years,, ( ok you read so far you clearly see im hammered lol)
ok so i realised i need seggs and lot of it maybe lol, so i was horney
so a month ago im booked into the ibis near o2 academy Birmingham), this is my horror, i ring an agancy we spoke i pick the girl of my dreams im willing to pay anything i got 500 quid in cash and 2 bank cards with reddies, so i pick my hottie, but during the convo i told the women over the phone (it was about 5pm), i said i overhead ibis worker tell someone no guests and gate locked at 11pm yes the ibis behind the o2 academy at this point with the money i had on me i was looking at 3 hours of paid seggs but it didnt happen this way..

omg i think im gonna pass out sorry mods and guys n girls of forum, i try tell the rest of story

so now its 5 30pm, ive failed to book an escort because stupid ibis locks gate at 11pm, so its 17:30pm,, my gig starts at about 19:30hrs what do i do,,

so im sat screwing at my ukpunting site im screwing over the fact i cant call an escort as the ibis dont allow this behaviour, , so im gonna tell you guys what i did i booked a taxi from 02 academy to aston,,

yup i got out the taxi my mind was frazzled,, i needed seggs badly, and i called a parlour their number, what happened next was a whirl wind i was soo out my playground it was unreal, so please mods dont ban me i wont use names and i wont use the parlour i used ok ,, all i can say is i paid 50 quid for half hour the girl undressed me sucked me off like i never been before, and encouraged sucking on her tits,,

so here we are im 34 i booked the ibis cause i wanted an escort i choose wrong, , im suddenly in reality this girl has got me sucking both her nips while she cow girls the bejeezus outta me,

im gonna end my story here, i think all forum members who spoke/ send me a msg back early april for words of encouragement,, i hope me true story gives u some entertainment back

[Cuntminion]

Big question is

What gig was it

[berksboy]

     Time for bed for you ! 

[Sempiternal]

i went to the Of mice and men gig at the o2 academy,, i booked a taxi from aston and got to my gig on time,, but everything was happening too quick, yes i now know understand how a par lour works but i serioulsy wanted to book a girl for outcall for atleast 3 hours so i could play with her,, anywho........ its been an experience im still out my depth.. i know if im to pursue this lifestyle i need to grow a back bone and negotiate more of what i need

[Sempiternal]

Big question is

What gig was it

yup, i agree, im abit wankered,,

[Cuntminion]

If I know I'm hitting the sauce I unplug the homehub

When I'm that pissed I can barely open the door let alone set up the wireless

Saves yourself from drunk webbing, calling out cunts and luxury ebay purchases

[Sempiternal]

thank you, im making a tit of myself aint i

[SmackmaBitchUp]

Hope you've got the day off work tomorrow 

[Cuntminion]

i went to the Of mice and men gig at the o2 academy,, i booked a taxi from aston and got to my gig on time,, but everything was happening too quick, yes i now know understand how a par lour works but i serioulsy wanted to book a girl for outcall for atleast 3 hours so i could play with her,, anywho........ its been an experience im still out my depth.. i know if im to pursue this lifestyle i need to grow a back bone and negotiate more of what i need

Good choice of gig, fuck after a gig though my energy is usually spent and I'm usually half cut

If your the same mate beered up is not prime decision making time

[Sempiternal]

Hope you've got the day off work tomorrow 

i got until friday off,, i wish i didnt make such an ass of myself, but i know this forum likes reading truth stories, shame mine isnt that great

[Ben4454]

   Well look at it this way you saved some money. Just imagine you can get another punt with that now.

[Sempiternal]

lol i know im making an ass of myself, but the above happened, i had about 500 quid in cash, i soon realised i picked wrong hotel, i will never use the ibis again if it were for hook ups, however bacease i chucked myself into a parlour, i suddenly want to go again hah

[Ben4454]

I as well like the light headed hotel punts. You cannot beat them. Although I only do it with a party escort who has been drinking slightly as well. It can be a good unique experience. Just make sure you get a savvy one - mine knocked on the wrong door twice.

[SamLP]

I've never had seggs before, one for the bucket list.

[Cuntminion]

I've never had seggs before, one for the bucket list.

Phone must be an auto correct in another language


Seggs must mean something to someone, somewhere

Mine has been stuck on auto French for three years but I get by

[SamLP]

Phone must be an auto correct in another language


Seggs must mean something to someone, somewhere

Mine has been stuck on auto French for three years but I get by

A phone would have corrected a few of the spelling mistakes and made sure the i's were not lower case. Seems like he's working from a laptop and is probably most likely a troll.

[Cuntminion]

A phone would have corrected a few of the spelling mistakes and made sure the i's were not lower case. Seems like he's working from a laptop and is probably most likely a troll.

Thought crossed my mind, but played along for a little

Could be legit , internet is the go to place for drunk emotional fuckers

Christ we couldn't take 500 notes to a gig or bank cards, be too busy rolling around in the pit to worry about losing my money

I get nandos fever after a gig not punting

[Cuntminion]

My phone auto correct changed Monday to mobday and will do to wil fo when sorting my first meet
Tripped on welcome mat when leaving too

I felt a bellend