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Author Topic: Subil Arch & Sonia: Maxes Angels: Earls Court: Another expensive shit punt  (Read 5364 times)

Yeboahsleftfoot

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After the crappy Brazilian bitch yesterday I decided I needed a proper punt today and had arranged a great looking Brazilian duo for £450, they let me down so I went for what looked like a safe, albeit expensive option thanks to Max adding a £50 premium for outcalls.

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Sonia has disappeared from the site!

Comms: Initially good, then cancelled by the agency five minutes before the meet by mistake then re-instated then wrongly given to the girls at 90 minutes which caused an issue when I paid the £500 - £300 outcall rate for Subil & £200 incall for Sonia, anyway it got sorted.

The girls – who the fucking agency sent out on a duo booking despite the facts that they had never met and were as compatible as Ant & Wise or Morecambe & Dec:

Subil Arch, porn star, mid twenties, stunningly good looking, 5’4”, 32D enhanced by an awesome surgeon, Polish/Russian, size 8, one of the best looking girls I have ever seen, never mind face fucked.

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Sonia, mid twenties Italian skank, a skinny size 6, tiny tits, pierced tongue and clit, a few tattoos and the most ridiculous blonde curly extensions I’ve seen since Jon Bon Jovi’s heyday. My hands almost met round her waist and I feared hurting her when fucking.

The place: an absolute shithole that according to Sonia costs four grand a month, a spit away from Earls Court station, Warwick Road entrance. One of the numbers has fallen off the door and been replaced by a marker pen digit, the entrance has stinks of rotting rubbish, probably because there is a pile of it under the stairs and the hall light doesn’t work.

I stagger up the stairs in semi darkness towards the chink of light from the part open door and enter to be greeted by Sonia and her comedy hsir and skinny physique, with a warm smile and cheeky eyes and Subil who is fucking drop dead gorgeous and the only reason I stayed.

We stood in stilted semi silence as I tried to instigate a bit of chat, discovered the girls had never met and thought that if Subil was Harrods, Sonia was definitely Lidl.

The bedroom was sweltering despite one window being open, the other was locked shut and one of the radiators stuck on, with no working control!

I handed over my cash thinking at least the service will be awesome, cleaned up in the dirty bathroom with a mixer tap over the bath and returned to strip the girls of their lingerie and remove my towel to fake gasps worthy of a Romanian followed by the most awkward attempted double blowjob which featured multiple head bangs. You would think girls at this level were capable of sharing a cock, balls and gooch, but no.

Naked, Subil is unbelievable hot, smooth, golden tanned, one pierced nipple and the haughty demeanour of top class hooker who would absolutely rather be spending her sugar daddies cash in Chanel than sucking the cock of a sweaty middle aged punter in a hovel.

I kissed and groped her and felt every inch of her body, she blew me and let me face fuck her with her hair gripped in my hand while Sonia kissed me and bit my nipples and I groped her, we tried the double header again, it failed and I flopped onto the bed on my back for more groping, kissing and sucking until I was ready to pop.

I told them I wanted a double facial, Subil declined because she had to travel home after, poor princess, I put them on their knees and delivered a facial, mainly to Sonia who accepted it with the grace of that cunt who always comes second to Usain Bolt and managed to spray Subil too.

We cleaned up, chatted in staccato phrases, there was no  real engagement, just going through the motions to pay the rent so I got Subil to suck me again, her technique is brilliant, my comment “you’ve done that before” went down like a turd in a swimming pool.

On with a red rubber and Subil rode me in cowgirl, posing, fake moaning, looking awesome but dead behind the eyes, we swapped nodders to another red one and Sonia climbed aboard, grimacing, she is so skinny my cock is probably as thick as her wrist, she thrashed about as she rode me like an impaled rag doll, I got bored, pushed her off and got them to go down on me, they shared my cock until I shot into Sonia’s mouth.

Time was up, I showered and returned to find Subil who had hardly broken sweat already in a beautiful low cut, short, silky summer dress and heels that would turn heads through 180 degrees.

So, I throat fucked a stunning pornstar and gave the review a negative, too fucking right, two incompatible girls delivering run of the mill service in a shithole, exclusive, top class agency my arse!

They thanked me, kissed me and I left, cursing this fucking game and thinking what I could have done with the £700 I spunked on bad hookers in the last 48 hours. 


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« Last Edit: August 18, 2016, 10:19:22 pm by Yeboahsleftfoot »

Offline Brazilian Martian

Wanted dead or alive classic bon jovi song

Sorry about another shit punt  :mad:

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mrhappypants

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YLF thank you very much for sharing, particularly giving the insight into a Harrods level WG, and confirming my default concern about agencies.

Dave

Stalion

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There can’t be many like you that would spend that much on these Hoes,
That must be the same feeling  you get when you are winning in a casino, and your luck changes and you end up having to take public transport home,
Hopefully your luck changes for the better next time. Chin Up Bruv

Yeboahsleftfoot

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There can’t be many like you that would spend that much on these Hoes,
That must be the same feeling  you get when you are winning in a casino, and your luck changes and you end up having to take public transport home,
Hopefully your luck changes for the better next time. Chin Up Bruv

Thanks Stalion, I'm on a post holiday punting mission, had another booked for today but cancelled it to wallow in self pity! Walking away from the punt yesterday was like leaving the casino in my shirt, having lost my tux and tie on one last spin, then shuffling out watching security taking my car for a spin.

SuitedandBooted

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With that sort of luck, maybe better to avoid the casino for a while. In fact cross the road and don't even look at it.

Offline hendrix

That's so shit.. Sorry YBL, hope your luck improves. I'm sticking to regulars who I know deliver. Way too many useless prossies out there at the moment.

Offline bqaj

What about Subil Arch alone and no duo? Would be a good experience?

Offline shagbambi

I think you need to change your current punting model as it does not seem to be working for you at the moment.  With the money you spend an independent or two off AW would take care of your needs very, very well.  If time is available extend your punts and explore your kinks (beyond threesomes), with them.  A good regular can and will take you places that a "jobber" won't.  It's a completely different type of punting where it's more the novelty of the act/scenario that's getting you off and not the novelty of a new pussy.

Offline Brazilian Martian

I would say visit a brothel for a 30 min punt that way you know what your getting will save you a few quid as well

Yeboahsleftfoot

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With that sort of luck, maybe better to avoid the casino for a while. In fact cross the road and don't even look at it.

My last agency punt was awesome, taking a few days off....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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That's so shit.. Sorry YBL, hope your luck improves. I'm sticking to regulars who I know deliver. Way too many useless prossies out there at the moment.

Thanks hendrix, came back from holidays full of fire with the raging horn, to be let down twice in two days, hard to take!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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What about Subil Arch alone and no duo? Would be a good experience?

If you want to fuck a gorgeous girl with a banging body who will ooh and aah, look at you seductively and pose her body in the most photogenic way but not mean any of it, yes, if you want proper engagement, no!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I would say visit a brothel for a 30 min punt that way you know what your getting will save you a few quid as well

Good advice BM, thanks

SuitedandBooted

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I'm in agreement with Hendrix. Too many useless girls in London at the moment asking silly prices for poor service. I'm heading out of London again for another "business trip".

Offline yessss

The girls – who the fucking agency sent out on a duo booking despite the facts that they had never met and were as compatible as Ant & Wise or Morecambe & Dec:

Subil Arch, porn star, mid twenties, stunningly good looking, 5’4”, 32D enhanced by an awesome surgeon, Polish/Russian, size 8, one of the best looking girls I have ever seen, never mind face fucked.

She looked and acted exactly like this External Link/Members Only

Sonia, mid twenties Italian skank, a skinny size 6, tiny tits, pierced tongue and clit, a few tattoos and the most ridiculous blonde curly extensions I’ve seen since Jon Bon Jovi’s heyday. My hands almost met round her waist and I feared hurting her when fucking.

I'm so sorry you didn't get what you were hoping for.

Funny what different tastes we have. Subil does nothing for me at all: her amazing silicone tits look ludicrous to me. By contrast, I can't get the picture of an incredibly skinny tattooed skank climbing on top and impaling herself out of my mind. I'm disappointed she hasn't got a profile any more. Never mind, I'm too impoverished to spend £200/hr anyway, but it would be nice to have fuelled my imagination.
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Yeboahsleftfoot

Thank you mate, my personal advice is to avoid duos with ladies do not know each other, it is always a lottery  :bomb:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Yeboahsleftfoot

Thank you mate, my personal advice is to avoid duos with ladies do not know each other, it is always a lottery  :bomb:

Spot on, the receptionist told me they'll be great together, I thought they knew each other, bastards!

SuitedandBooted

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I thought general consensus was that Maxes is so bad at the moment that everyone was steering clear of the place?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I'm so sorry you didn't get what you were hoping for.

Funny what different tastes we have. Subil does nothing for me at all: her amazing silicone tits look ludicrous to me. By contrast, I can't get the picture of an incredibly skinny tattooed skank climbing on top and impaling herself out of my mind. I'm disappointed she hasn't got a profile any more. Never mind, I'm too impoverished to spend £200/hr anyway, but it would be nice to have fuelled my imagination.

Subil's tits look and feel natural, much less plastic than her personality.

Offline Belgarion

Shame you had a shit punt mate, had too many incidents like this with agencies.

I only use indies now

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I thought general consensus was that Maxes is so bad at the moment that everyone was steering clear of the place?

Thanks for rubbing it in pal, I thought you were my mate! I had a duo booked with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only who I'd seen recently and her mate External Link/Members Only - the mate bailed so I opted for Max as a plan B

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I'm so sorry you didn't get what you were hoping for.

Funny what different tastes we have. Subil does nothing for me at all: her amazing silicone tits look ludicrous to me. By contrast, I can't get the picture of an incredibly skinny tattooed skank climbing on top and impaling herself out of my mind. I'm disappointed she hasn't got a profile any more. Never mind, I'm too impoverished to spend £200/hr anyway, but it would be nice to have fuelled my imagination.

found a photo of the skank, glamourised, with the comedy hair, when I saw the photos on the site I thought they had been elongated to make her look skinny, they hadn't!

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SuitedandBooted

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We all have bad punts. It goes with this hobby.

Very few sure things left nowadays.

Stalion

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Thanks for rubbing it in pal, I thought you were my mate! I had a duo booked with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only who I'd seen recently and her mate External Link/Members Only - the mate bailed so I opted for Max as a plan B

By Sods Law you must now be due a fucking  great punt


Yeboahsleftfoot

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We all have bad punts. It goes with this hobby.

Very few sure things left nowadays.

Yes, but like gamblers we keep going back for more.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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By Sods Law you must now be due a fucking  great punt

Yes, my next punt will feature stunners with incredible attitudes, oil, mirrors, a karma sutra load of jackhammering, multiple prolific money shots, double facials and swallowing.

Offline hairbald

Do have to admit that after a shit punt I tend to go back to a tried and trusted to restore my faith in the escorting community.

handyandy

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Sorry to hear you had a shit punt.

Do you put reviews on Maxes own site or do they still delete all the negative reviews? :dash:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Sorry to hear you had a shit punt.

Do you put reviews on Maxes own site or do they still delete all the negative reviews? :dash:

They delete negative comments on the forums, never mind negative reviews!

JuliusSeizure

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How was Subil in terms of touching and kissing, quite into it and allowed kissing on the neck etc or quite withdrawn?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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How was Subil in terms of touching and kissing, quite into it and allowed kissing on the neck etc or quite withdrawn?

She was ok and I reckon in a one to one meet or a duo with a girl she knew better, who wasn't a skank, and the venue wasn't a shithole she'd be more open, saying that she let me grab her hair and face fuck her.

Offline bqaj

I am really considering to see Subil Arch today....

JuliusSeizure

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She was ok and I reckon in a one to one meet or a duo with a girl she knew better, who wasn't a skank, and the venue wasn't a shithole she'd be more open, saying that she let me grab her hair and face fuck her.

She might be pornstar number 2 for me then....

_Cyrus_

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By Sods Law you must now be due a fucking  great punt

Exactly. What a piece of rotten luck. Thanks for sharing. Subil looks amazing. Should be fun to meet her alone.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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She might be pornstar number 2 for me then....

She is droolingly good looking in the flesh JS, she was my second, my first, also with Max's was distinctly underwhelming, Romanian skank and professional cock sucker Aylin Diamond External Link/Members Only proof that diamonds are not forever! She told me that the skinny English lad with the Chelsea tattoo in most of those videos has a cock like a babies arm, it really enhanced my spirits and lightened the mood as I attempted to jackhammer her and she moaned unconvincingly!
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Offline claretandblue

Thanks for the entertaining review and sorry it was shit  :hi:

Offline Jerboa

Spot on, the receptionist told me they'll be great together, I thought they knew each other, bastards!

Did you bother ringing them up afterwards to give them your feedback?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Did you bother ringing them up afterwards to give them your feedback?

Tried to get hold of Max because the receptionists are just that, waiting for a call back....

Offline Jerboa

Maxes don't have many to tempt me at the moment, but Subil does, here are her twitter and Instagram, gives you a clear idea of her un touched pics.
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