After the crappy Brazilian bitch yesterday I decided I needed a proper punt today and had arranged a great looking Brazilian duo for £450, they let me down so I went for what looked like a safe, albeit expensive option thanks to Max adding a £50 premium for outcalls.
External Link/Members OnlySonia has disappeared from the site!
Comms: Initially good, then cancelled by the agency five minutes before the meet by mistake then re-instated then wrongly given to the girls at 90 minutes which caused an issue when I paid the £500 - £300 outcall rate for Subil & £200 incall for Sonia, anyway it got sorted.
The girls – who the fucking agency sent out on a duo booking despite the facts that they had never met and were as compatible as Ant & Wise or Morecambe & Dec:
Subil Arch, porn star, mid twenties, stunningly good looking, 5’4”, 32D enhanced by an awesome surgeon, Polish/Russian, size 8, one of the best looking girls I have ever seen, never mind face fucked.
She looked and acted exactly like this
External Link/Members OnlySonia, mid twenties Italian skank, a skinny size 6, tiny tits, pierced tongue and clit, a few tattoos and the most ridiculous blonde curly extensions I’ve seen since Jon Bon Jovi’s heyday. My hands almost met round her waist and I feared hurting her when fucking.
The place: an absolute shithole that according to Sonia costs four grand a month, a spit away from Earls Court station, Warwick Road entrance. One of the numbers has fallen off the door and been replaced by a marker pen digit, the entrance has stinks of rotting rubbish, probably because there is a pile of it under the stairs and the hall light doesn’t work.
I stagger up the stairs in semi darkness towards the chink of light from the part open door and enter to be greeted by Sonia and her comedy hsir and skinny physique, with a warm smile and cheeky eyes and Subil who is fucking drop dead gorgeous and the only reason I stayed.
We stood in stilted semi silence as I tried to instigate a bit of chat, discovered the girls had never met and thought that if Subil was Harrods, Sonia was definitely Lidl.
The bedroom was sweltering despite one window being open, the other was locked shut and one of the radiators stuck on, with no working control!
I handed over my cash thinking at least the service will be awesome, cleaned up in the dirty bathroom with a mixer tap over the bath and returned to strip the girls of their lingerie and remove my towel to fake gasps worthy of a Romanian followed by the most awkward attempted double blowjob which featured multiple head bangs. You would think girls at this level were capable of sharing a cock, balls and gooch, but no.
Naked, Subil is unbelievable hot, smooth, golden tanned, one pierced nipple and the haughty demeanour of top class hooker who would absolutely rather be spending her sugar daddies cash in Chanel than sucking the cock of a sweaty middle aged punter in a hovel.
I kissed and groped her and felt every inch of her body, she blew me and let me face fuck her with her hair gripped in my hand while Sonia kissed me and bit my nipples and I groped her, we tried the double header again, it failed and I flopped onto the bed on my back for more groping, kissing and sucking until I was ready to pop.
I told them I wanted a double facial, Subil declined because she had to travel home after, poor princess, I put them on their knees and delivered a facial, mainly to Sonia who accepted it with the grace of that cunt who always comes second to Usain Bolt and managed to spray Subil too.
We cleaned up, chatted in staccato phrases, there was no real engagement, just going through the motions to pay the rent so I got Subil to suck me again, her technique is brilliant, my comment “you’ve done that before” went down like a turd in a swimming pool.
On with a red rubber and Subil rode me in cowgirl, posing, fake moaning, looking awesome but dead behind the eyes, we swapped nodders to another red one and Sonia climbed aboard, grimacing, she is so skinny my cock is probably as thick as her wrist, she thrashed about as she rode me like an impaled rag doll, I got bored, pushed her off and got them to go down on me, they shared my cock until I shot into Sonia’s mouth.
Time was up, I showered and returned to find Subil who had hardly broken sweat already in a beautiful low cut, short, silky summer dress and heels that would turn heads through 180 degrees.
So, I throat fucked a stunning pornstar and gave the review a negative, too fucking right, two incompatible girls delivering run of the mill service in a shithole, exclusive, top class agency my arse!
They thanked me, kissed me and I left, cursing this fucking game and thinking what I could have done with the £700 I spunked on bad hookers in the last 48 hours.
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