Donkeys ago my regular M1 pit stop R&T was @ Soft Touch in Northampton. 15 mins or so off the motorway - ideal
On one visit the burd wasn't quite ready - no doubt tugging noshing or shagging her punter
The maid - who recognised me - asked me if i'd like to take a look round as some of the rooms had been refurbished
In the
jacuzzi suite i mentioned with 'johnsons' & soapy bubbles, what could possibly go wrong ?
The maid said funny you should say that as they had
a punter who slipped & dislocated his collarbone
She got one of the reg punters to help the bloke out of said jacuzzi & a couple of the burds dried him off & got him dressed
She offered to call an ambulance - to which the distressed punter looked like he'd seen a ghost
The punter drove the bloke into Northampton who could then say he'd tripped on the pavement & call an ambulance
By way of a thank-you the punter was treated to another full hour on the house
Thats being good spirited
I would done another visit to ST but the line up has headed south & remained at best very average
The wet room for nuru or soapy stuff has subsequently also been refurbed so it wouldn't do any harm as a one off return pit-stop, choosing carefully
I always take extra care in those slippery parlour showers.
As an aside the best shower i've been in at a parlour was @ SS