i came to start a thread on VS - I've been having a go on this. I like the prospect of finding some fresh off the boat bird who hasn't a clue how much she should charge. I did strike gold like this with a 19yo blonde Hungarian bird who worked out of some shitty flat in the old Colindale who used to charge me £20 for 15mins and would basically let me do most things and was always available. Alas to get to that pointy I had to waste time calling in to walk out on maybe a hundred-odd BnS munters and other shenanigans. Alas that was sometime in the mid 2000s and I can confirm the experience is the fucking same.
I spent last Saturday booking and driving to various whores around NW London to empty my sack. To be clear, I am at the LIDL price point here, trying to find a turd to polish at £40/60 for 15/30mins. Waitrose it ain't.
- I spent approx 7hrs driving about, from about 2pm and saw (and walked out on) every single one - maybe, 9 Bait N Switch bitches. That was it. Went home wheelbarrowing my bolx like Busta Gonad.
Here are a few tips to help you if you're also into rolling the dice on VS
- They are shameless whores first and foremost. They will blatantly lie - I mean literally take the piss when I ask where is she (as i point to some playboy model in the ad) and the fat old fuck had the audacity to say "yes baby it is me". Fuck off.
- Most were operating as a brothel with at least 2 cunts4hire and max I saw was 5.
- Usually they operate the line 24hrs a day and if you want to see them, they will never say no cos then they will just shove anyone from their whore lineup, (that isnt currently/already on her back), in front of you when you arrive.
- I didnt bother with anything Brazilian cos from my experience, albeit ages ago, they were always either overpriced models taking the piss or Trannies, BnS, 50y old claiming they are 20y etc
- Use your brain, you arent going to find some playboy model barebacking punters for £40 from a Cricklewood terrace. Skip those.
- Skip magazine-type highly-polished pic type adverts.
- Watch out for the same mobile number in multiple adverts
- Look for the ones that look a bit amateur and where the girl isnt blatantly pulling her flaps apart by Pic 2. Even these biaaaaaches have some decency.
- See if she has a profile pic on whatsapp confirming she is real.
- For the blatant pisstakers ie 8/9 of them, I would report the profile to VS to get it taken down. Fuck em they're dishonest pondlife.
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- For the ones that fucked me around I would usually fuck them around too at least once before I got bored. Eg. If she suddenly ghosts me after I've driven there then yes, I am subsequently going to make a booking and be ghost like Casper, at the last minute as well.
Overall:
Basically its a great crack if you have time to kill, are high etc and I found it quite entertaining for myself to then be as obnoxious as possible, eg. lighting up a joint in the room or demanding "too ugly... another!" to the madam. It's still a laugh and makes it a bit interesting and I've finally grown some bolx to stand my ground and not pay some BnS fuckbucket.
Keep on fucking!
