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External Link/Members OnlyAvoid this one!!It has been said before that Kent is a wasteland in terms of good escorts. I need to keep reminding myself! This was
one of the worst punts I ever had (in about 30 years!). I don't want anything specialist, just a kiss and a cuddle with a bit of conversation and a nice shag.
Pictures are accurate and that's where it stops. She claims to be Brazilian but is almost certainly central or eastern European.
She was late for an arranged incall and texted please wait so I waited. Got to the nice modern house on the main drag near Waitrose. She's dressed in a flimsy black thing with her huge tits nicely on show which was a good start but going upstairs she was having a shouted conversation (not in Portuguese) with a female and a male somewhere else in the house and already there are some alarm bells. In the room she tells me to undress and then disappears. She comes back, looks at me "off off" and disappears again. All while the shouted conversation is happening. She comes back and closes the door and tells me off again which I do because she seems to be staying this time.
I lie on the bed while she's undressing and faffing with something in her bag and attempt conversation but there was little coming back. Before she even got to the bed she took out a condom and went straight to OW. No conversation. No niceties. Although she did say "don't touch my hair!" I pushed her round to the side trying to get her to just lie next to me and touched her tit to which she does an intake of breath "oh the silicon is sore". She says and motions me to get on top and get on with it. I put my hand on her leg and head towards her fanny and she pushed me away while saying "no no" (I previously asked by text if fingering was ok and she said yes). I'm getting a bit fed up at this point and just get on top. I touch her nipple with my tongue and again an intake of breath. She kept her hand on the condom which meant it was just in the way. I finish after keeping it going for as long as possible (which wasn't much under the circumstances).
While cleaning up and dressing she disappeared again (which I didn't mind at this point). She came back and disappeared again while I was putting my shoes on and just waited for me at the bottom of the stairs. As I left she said she hoped she would see me again soon! Yeah right! I was in the house easily less than 15 minutes (of 30).
She is a pretty girl with a great body but has
nothing else going for her!
No conversation. A lot of complaining. A lot of avoiding. Going through the motions. I think she would have preferred I just put the money through the letter flap and not bothered her any more! Was maybe worth 30 quid not 70!
I recommend avoiding this one like the plague.