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J Of All Trades

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So a friend of mine (yeah, I know a lot of stories start like that, so it can be me if you like!) has a high functioning form of autism called Aspergers Syndrome. He's never been with a woman in any context - never kissed or even held hands - and by Jove I'll make sure he samples the earthly pleasures of one of them if it's the last thing I do!

Anyway, I know from searching the forums here that some of you may be familiar with the condition, some of you might even have it, and some of you confuse it with cunty biscuits Tourette's, but anyhow, what I'm looking for is a recommendation of a very, very good, patient and understanding WG to pop his cherry. As I hope the people that want to help will appreciate, it's a big step for him (or me if I'm really talking about me!), so not a decision that can be or is being taking lightly.

I already approached one well-reviewed WG who I thought would fit the bill nicely, explained clearly the circumstances and, to my surprise and disappointment, she wasn't up to the task and so declined.

I know you get a lot of blokes come on here with the usual "I'm a virgin" shit, but this is a serious enquiry with potentially serious consequences depending on how it all pans out - for better or worse - so any suggestions would be gratefully received.

If it all goes to plan, I undertake to pump him [me/not me] for all the sordid details and review the experience for the good of the community here, and, hopefully, in the process, identify a truly versatile WG who can cater to such needs.

He's about 30 and in good shape, not a munter and is well-mannered. Might even just end up being an hour of cuddling, but even that wouldn't be the end of the world. Budget not an issue, nor travel in/around London, but she would have to be ostensibly attractive so as to stand a chance of qualifying against unreasonably high standards set by the perfection of porn and buxom doe-eyed anime girlies!  :wackogirl:

Thanks for reading.  :hi:

Integral

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It's difficult to give recomendations without knowing a bit more about your pal, in terms of how "high functioning" he is and particularly what types of girls he likes in real life - as you put it yourself plastic-big-tits-porno blondes and anime waifs are pretty far appart in terms of appearance.

What types of real girls does he like - are there any actresses / tv presenters that he fancies that can give us a steer?

You have actually disucssed this with your pal and aren't just planning on surprising him with a hooker one day are you ??  :scare:

I'm no expert on either Aspergers / ASD but I know that having as much of the punt be "controlled" as possible makes it more likely that your mate will be comfortable and enjoy himself - I'd guess that a familiar environement like an outcall to his home (although that comes with other problems) or a hotel he knows well would be better than an incall. Agreeing the perameters (in as much detail as you can) of the punt with the girl ahead of time will also by key. I'm assuming from your posts that you are an experienced punter yourself and know how to avoid the usual problems / potential issues.

I also think it would be very helpful if you were "on hand" in another room / hotel lobby to act as reasurance, depending on your mate's desires and need for support.

I'm probably not the best bloke to give advice on London WG's, but there are two that I've seen this year that might be a good choice (both list "disabled clients" on their AW too): -

1) Lily Hart (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only), very well reviewed, really adaptable and accomdating, and with the right makeup would look like an anime burd come to life. Also a friend of Violet below.

2) Parrma Violet (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) more buxom and alt/goth in appearance but would be really good at the reasurance / cuddle and chat side, and might have a personal background that would make her a good choice for a punter with Aspergers.

Your other option would be to approach HOD 1 or 2 and explain the situation (particularly try to speak to Cath the maid/madam) - they might be able to recomend a patient and understanding girl and might be happy with you "escorting" your mate and waiting on the premesis etc. This might help with the "controled environment" too.

Also the TLC trust specialises in this sort of advice (I think they mainly focus on physical disabilities rather than cognitive ones), might be worth scanning their website (External Link/Members Only).

Best of luck!  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: May 19, 2016, 07:11:30 pm by Integral »

Offline Zeusthedoc

Hi J of All Trades

what a fascinating position you find yourself in...i have somewhat an understanding about autism (friend of the family's child) has a form of high functioning autism. he is also very very good with arithmetic, but that's another discussion.

i think integral raises some interesting points about your friend's preferences and whether or not he knows of your plan. you may also wish to have a discussion about when, and with whom, to discuss. I understand that autism may mean that he is less likely to have an understanding of social norms and acceptance/disapproval of certain activities. you might not want that he talks about his adventures, especially if you have anything that you wish to keep concealed.

in terms of a girl for him to enjoy spending some time with...all i will say is that be sure to understand what he would be comfortable exploring and help to make sure that there is a good communicative system in place. the last thing you'd want is for him to do something that'll piss a girl off, only to not understand why. worse still, have a shit WG mug him off (especially if expensive) thinking that he got the lay of his life when he actually only got a HJ.

would easing him into it be a good idea? start with a massage/HE/BJ, and then work his way up to full on GFE/PSE?

J Of All Trades

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Hello chaps,

Thanks very much for your considered responses, I wanna go through them in more detail but just wanted to say thanks while I had a free minute.

fredpunter

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You do need to let us know whether he is aware of your plan. Your idea of giving him a good time may be his idea of an absolute nightmare. I'm far from an expert on the condition but I believe some people of that ilk hate being touched and anything that is unfamiliar .... which would make shagging a stranger a bit awkward.


FlyingBreadMan

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Maybe try UKEscorting.com.

Escorts discuss direct with seekers

Offline Tonyleung

Two Glory holes?

Or maybe wank your mate off, like you said he's not a munter.

Then you can both do a review ☺

James999

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He's about 30 and in good shape,

Put a dress on and do it yourself then  :sarcastic:

mrhappypants

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j of all trades,

I question your motives, but for the sake of my reply I am going to assume you are not a complete fantasist and your mate does actually exist.

I could be wrong.

1) Your mate is a person like anyone else.  If he wants a fuck that is for him to decide, not you.  If he wasn't labeled aspergers the punters on here would likely tell you to go fuck yourself;  I question what difference that label of aspergers makes in reality.

2) Do you punt?  Everyone on here pays for sex.  If you don't then fuck off.  If you do share YOUR experiences. 

You sound like some kind of vicarious parasite to me.  If you are misguided you need to wise up.  If your mate does exist and wants to punt he will be better helped by an experienced punter.

Did you pick up I am sceptical?

Dave

Offline Zeusthedoc

j of all trades,

I question your motives, but for the sake of my reply I am going to assume you are not a complete fantasist and your mate does actually exist.

I could be wrong.

1) Your mate is a person like anyone else.  If he wants a fuck that is for him to decide, not you.  If he wasn't labeled aspergers the punters on here would likely tell you to go fuck yourself;  I question what difference that label of aspergers makes in reality.

2) Do you punt?  Everyone on here pays for sex.  If you don't then fuck off.  If you do share YOUR experiences. 

You sound like some kind of vicarious parasite to me.  If you are misguided you need to wise up.  If your mate does exist and wants to punt he will be better helped by an experienced punter.

Did you pick up I am sceptical?

Dave

you're not really living up to your username there buddy!
i think you're right to be sceptical.

you make an important point there about fucking being his "mate's" decision. looking back, that comment by J wanting to get his mate 'laid' if it's the last thing he does or something to that effect is a bit odd.   :unknown:

is J a bit of a fantasist?

mrhappypants

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you're not really living up to your username there buddy!

I have had that comment before on here.   Interestingly, I think the girls I punt would have quite a different view :D

Back in the day I worked with a range of people with physical and mental disabilities and illnesses.  It was an education and an eye opener, as well a great experience on occasion. 

The OP does not ring true.

Dave


Offline Zeusthedoc

I have had that comment before on here.   Interestingly, I think the girls I punt would have quite a different view :D
Back in the day I worked with a range of people with physical and mental disabilities and illnesses.  It was an education and an eye opener, as well a great experience on occasion. 

The OP does not ring true.

Dave


As long as you enjoy yourself that's all that matters!

Integral

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So J, the balls in your court matey.

Are you helping a mate out with an informed request or just a fantasist / troll wanker?  :unknown:

J Of All Trades

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Well, looks like I lit the blue touchpaper here, gimme a mo while I order my thoughts and then I'll set a few things straight. For those giving me the benefit of the doubt, thanks, it's for a good (and entirely selfless) cause, for those doubting the benefits I'm trying to give, go eat a dick; I didn't just wake up this morning and think "oh, I'm gonna make my autistic mate's life a misery by forcing him to fuck a hooker"; there's been a long and very gradual, tentative and entirely permitted build-up to this point. You should be fucking lucky to have a mate like me if life had dealt you a bum hand so mind your fucking manners. Working on the assumption I'm not immediately banned for daring to stick up for myself to some anonymous keyboard warrior with more posts than me, bear with me and I'll be back. I'm obliged  :hi:

J Of All Trades

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Though I should add that I would appreciate not being banned until I've had the chance to have a proper read through Integral & dopebeats replies and respond so that maybe one day others in the same boat can get an insight into the complexities of this issue. :timeout:

cockneybstrd

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Well, looks like I lit the blue touchpaper here, gimme a mo while I order my thoughts and then I'll set a few things straight. For those giving me the benefit of the doubt, thanks, it's for a good (and entirely selfless) cause, for those doubting the benefits I'm trying to give, go eat a dick; I didn't just wake up this morning and think "oh, I'm gonna make my autistic mate's life a misery by forcing him to fuck a hooker"; there's been a long and very gradual, tentative and entirely permitted build-up to this point. You should be fucking lucky to have a mate like me if life had dealt you a bum hand so mind your fucking manners. Working on the assumption I'm not immediately banned for daring to stick up for myself to some anonymous keyboard warrior with more posts than me, bear with me and I'll be back. I'm obliged  :hi:

You sound like a right pompous cunt.

What do you want a medal for being mates with him.?  in fact your mate deserves a medal for being such a sport and putting up with some cunt who is all look at me aren't I Great guy.

The keyboard warrior/post count suggests you have been a member before on here.

If I am wrong and your just some pompous cunt I ll quite happily put my hand in my pocket and pay for this geezers punt (up to 250 sheets)

Integral

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Well, looks like I lit the blue touchpaper here, gimme a mo while I order my thoughts and then I'll set a few things straight. For those giving me the benefit of the doubt, thanks, it's for a good (and entirely selfless) cause, for those doubting the benefits I'm trying to give, go eat a dick; I didn't just wake up this morning and think "oh, I'm gonna make my autistic mate's life a misery by forcing him to fuck a hooker"; there's been a long and very gradual, tentative and entirely permitted build-up to this point. You should be fucking lucky to have a mate like me if life had dealt you a bum hand so mind your fucking manners. Working on the assumption I'm not immediately banned for daring to stick up for myself to some anonymous keyboard warrior with more posts than me, bear with me and I'll be back. I'm obliged  :hi:

You've got to remember that the UKP bretheren have a finely tuned sense for detecting wankers (and are generally right far more than they are wrong). I hate to point out the obvious, but it took me a while to learn that UKP as a whole is more willing to help if you have put back in a bit too. I certainly can say that a couple of genuine, useful reviews go a long way to making any new poster look less like a wanker.  :unknown:

I'm happy to give you the benefit of the doubt, but if you want any help out of the rest of the board (who are much more knowlegable about London WG's than me) it might be a good idea to address the concerns that your friend is 100% on board and has asked you for help with this.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2016, 12:01:20 am by Integral »

J Of All Trades

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It's difficult to give recomendations without knowing a bit more about your pal, in terms of how "high functioning" he is and particularly what types of girls he likes in real life - as you put it yourself plastic-big-tits-porno blondes and anime waifs are pretty far appart in terms of appearance.

Thanks Integral, I really appreciate the time and thought you've put into your reply. I might have to be a bit non-specific about him and who he likes as it could easily leave a trail of smarties that could identify him and/or me IRL, but, suffice to say, he's very high functioning, but afflicted with the social aspects of the condition.

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What types of real girls does he like - are there any actresses / tv presenters that he fancies that can give us a steer?

His tastes are pretty conventional in as much as, like me, hes quite shallow in an aesthetic sense, so he probably wouldn't appreciate a BBW or a stretch-marked apron of flesh. But they're also diverse enough that I could imagine he'd go for a big-tit porno blonde or an anime waif, as long as they fitted the bill with patience and some understanding.

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You have actually disucssed this with your pal and aren't just planning on surprising him with a hooker one day are you ??  :scare:

A good point, and yes, this is not something either one of us are taking lightly. We've operated on a traffic light type system and he knows he can put the stop light on any time. At the minute it's a flashing amber to proceed with caution, but he's also recognised that, if left to his own devices, he would probably never galvanise himself to take the plunge. Up until a couple of years ago, it wasn't something he had ever discussed, but, as he got older, it was clear that the loneliness was pushing him towards depression and frustration. The dating game - he believes - is a minefield even for someone without his condition, and you only have to watch an episode of The Undateables to see that rejection can hit some folks hard, which is a risk he's not really willing to take, and he also recognises that, with his condition, he might not be able to obtain anything like his idealised version of a sexual partner without paying for it.

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I'm no expert on either Aspergers / ASD but I know that having as much of the punt be "controlled" as possible makes it more likely that your mate will be comfortable and enjoy himself - I'd guess that a familiar environement like an outcall to his home (although that comes with other problems) or a hotel he knows well would be better than an incall. Agreeing the perameters (in as much detail as you can) of the punt with the girl ahead of time will also by key. I'm assuming from your posts that you are an experienced punter yourself and know how to avoid the usual problems / potential issues.

I also think it would be very helpful if you were "on hand" in another room / hotel lobby to act as reasurance, depending on your mate's desires and need for support.

I think you are probably more expert on the matter than you give yourself credit for; these are all spot on considerations, and it's already agreed that I'll be "on hand" to either help him make a quick getaway if it goes tits-up, or to high five him if he comes out of it walking on air. I've got to admit that I'll be about as nervous as him going into it as there is scope for it to go wrong and, even if he doesn't blame me, I'll likely blame myself. But the alternative is what? Going his whole life like a Trappist Monk? Surely the guys on here are here because that's not a situation that they themselves want to reconcile to, so why should he?

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I'm probably not the best bloke to give advice on London WG's, but there are two that I've seen this year that might be a good choice (both list "disabled clients" on their AW too): -

1) Lily Hart (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only), very well reviewed, really adaptable and accomdating, and with the right makeup would look like an anime burd come to life. Also a friend of Violet below.

2) Parrma Violet (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only) more buxom and alt/goth in appearance but would be really good at the reasurance / cuddle and chat side, and might have a personal background that would make her a good choice for a punter with Aspergers.

Your other option would be to approach HOD 1 or 2 and explain the situation (particularly try to speak to Cath the maid/madam) - they might be able to recomend a patient and understanding girl and might be happy with you "escorting" your mate and waiting on the premesis etc. This might help with the "controled environment" too.

Thanks; Lily Hart looks good so might pitch the idea to her if he likes the look of her profile too. HoD wasn't even something I'd considered as I thought it might be at the more impersonal end of the scale, but if you reckon there's some scope there then I'll give that some thought too. That's why I came here, asking for suggestions and, despite my bumpy start, I appreciate them all.

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Also the TLC trust specialises in this sort of advice (I think they mainly focus on physical disabilities rather than cognitive ones), might be worth scanning their website (External Link/Members Only).

Already one step ahead of you on that one, but your thinking is spot on. Unfortunately that and another site which has a list of escorts who really are "disabled friendly" didn't really bear fruit. Unfortunately it seems like a lot of WGs on AW who tick that box on their profiles can't or won't put their mouth where the money is!

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Best of luck!  :thumbsup:

Thanks again, very decent of you.  :drinks:

Offline Cunning Punt

From the horse's mouth:

Yeah, so I'm one of those annoying lurker parasites who feeds off other folks' reviews but hasn't as yet contributed anything!

You still haven't, so yes, there will be a certain amount of hostility.

« Last Edit: May 20, 2016, 12:55:44 am by Cunning Punt »

J Of All Trades

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Hi J of All Trades

what a fascinating position you find yourself in...i have somewhat an understanding about autism (friend of the family's child) has a form of high functioning autism. he is also very very good with arithmetic, but that's another discussion.

i think integral raises some interesting points about your friend's preferences and whether or not he knows of your plan. you may also wish to have a discussion about when, and with whom, to discuss. I understand that autism may mean that he is less likely to have an understanding of social norms and acceptance/disapproval of certain activities. you might not want that he talks about his adventures, especially if you have anything that you wish to keep concealed.

Hi dopebeats, at the risk of sounding like a pompous cunt instead of just being polite, thanks for your post too. As I said to Integral, this is definitely an arrangement he's in on, but he also understands that it's somewhat unconventional, so it's not something either one of us are broadcasting (unless talking about it on here counts). He is nervous about really basic fundamental things that many of us take for granted ie kissing, fingering, RO as well as the more common performance anxieties like either total stage fright or blowing his wad like Forest Gump with Jenny! He's quite open with me about it all, and, in that regard, no I don't think I need a medal or anything as someone implied; I don't see myself as any different to a mate putting another mate onto a decent builder or mechanic who won't rip them off, or acting as an advocate of a mediator in something that the other person isn't too clued-up on.

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in terms of a girl for him to enjoy spending some time with...all i will say is that be sure to understand what he would be comfortable exploring and help to make sure that there is a good communicative system in place. the last thing you'd want is for him to do something that'll piss a girl off, only to not understand why. worse still, have a shit WG mug him off (especially if expensive) thinking that he got the lay of his life when he actually only got a HJ.

Yup, yup and yup. All our fears and concerns summed-up in one paragraph. It would be a fucking disaster if any of those things happened. Like I said, if the worst case scenario was that he ended up paying £100-odd quid to cuddle for an hour, it would still be a success, but, like you said, if it was a shit WG who mugged him off or made him feel diminished, the plan would have backfired badly.  :bomb:

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would easing him into it be a good idea? start with a massage/HE/BJ, and then work his way up to full on GFE/PSE?

Oops, I meant to include in my reply to Integral that, over the last couple of years, I've taken him into a strip joint once or twice and he's enjoyed a couple of dances. Have not completely discounted the idea of sorting him out a simple B2B massage with HE (not by me just to preempt any smart-assery!) before moving on to the main event, at a later date if need be, but am only asking here to start laying the groundwork for if and when that time comes.

Once again, thanks for your response, I'm grateful  :drinks:

J Of All Trades

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You do need to let us know whether he is aware of your plan. Your idea of giving him a good time may be his idea of an absolute nightmare. I'm far from an expert on the condition but I believe some people of that ilk hate being touched and anything that is unfamiliar .... which would make shagging a stranger a bit awkward.

Hopefully I've covered this in my other replies, but it's still a fair point well made. Luckily he's far from being the kind of guy who would go all Rainman if somebody touched him, though I'm sure there are a shit-ton of people worse off than him for whom this whole idea would be a non-starter for that very reason.

J Of All Trades

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Two Glory holes?

Or maybe wank your mate off, like you said he's not a munter.

Then you can both do a review ☺

Or maybe if your cock could reach your arse you could go fuck yourself?  :hi:

J Of All Trades

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j of all trades,

I question your motives, but for the sake of my reply I am going to assume you are not a complete fantasist and your mate does actually exist.

I could be wrong.

1) Your mate is a person like anyone else.  If he wants a fuck that is for him to decide, not you.  If he wasn't labeled aspergers the punters on here would likely tell you to go fuck yourself;  I question what difference that label of aspergers makes in reality.

2) Do you punt?  Everyone on here pays for sex.  If you don't then fuck off.  If you do share YOUR experiences. 

You sound like some kind of vicarious parasite to me.  If you are misguided you need to wise up.  If your mate does exist and wants to punt he will be better helped by an experienced punter.

Did you pick up I am sceptical?

Dave

Okay Dave, I take your point and retract my previous retort which was said in the heat of the moment. You make a fair point too, but trust me when I say I really don't want to be in this position. Playing middle-man like I am is playing with fire, and I'd much rather my mate was just "normal" then I wouldn't have to bother my arse with all this. I'm not on commission or owt, I'll get fuck all out of this other than a headache and sore thumbs from typing all this, and don't really want or need to know all the sordid details of how it pans out if it pans out, though, like I said, it might reveal an extra layer of versatility for a WG who is likely already well-reviewed and probably doesn't actually need the extra publicity anyway. I was just trying to play the game by saying that I would do a review, as I am fully aware that I've contributed fuck all so far, though, in my defence, this isn't actually about me. I have a dilemma and I've come to what I thought was the best place for me to stand a chance of a solution to it. If I don't get it here then the chances are I won't get it anywhere.

J Of All Trades

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Put a dress on and do it yourself then  :sarcastic:

Maybe I will, and when I review the punt, I'll have done one more than you  :dance:

J Of All Trades

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You sound like a right pompous cunt.

What do you want a medal for being mates with him.?  in fact your mate deserves a medal for being such a sport and putting up with some cunt who is all look at me aren't I Great guy.

The keyboard warrior/post count suggests you have been a member before on here.

If I am wrong and your just some pompous cunt I ll quite happily put my hand in my pocket and pay for this geezers punt (up to 250 sheets)

Well, I probably am a bit of a cunt, but I'm many other kinds of cunt before I'm a pompous one. Not been a member before, but, as a long-time lurker, maybe I'm guilty of thinking that because I think I'm familiar with some of the characters on here, then I am familiar to them, which obviously I'm not. My bad. But now you've hurt my feelings and I want to take back all my laughs I've ever done reading your posts, and will now think of you as mockneyrtrd :crazy:

J Of All Trades

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From the horse's mouth:

You still haven't, so yes, there will be a certain amount of hostility.

Yup, understood, like I said to mockneyrtrd, I've made the mistake of overfamiliarity as I've lurked and thought I've got to know the characters of some of the regular posters, and have been misguided in thinking I could just slip right in, so for that I apologise.

But, as I've said once already, this really isn't about me me me- I could understand it if I was coming on here asking for favours that would directly benefit me when - as you've pointed out by my own admission - I've not contributed anything, but my mate's not done anything wrong so anybody's contribution would be helping him out, and it would be crap if that was unfairly prejudiced by any hostility I evoke. If anybody else who's not voted a pompous cunt wants to take the reigns and build 3 decades of trust and rapport with my mate before he gets old and grey and his cock atrophies to nothing, then be my guest.

Integral

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Fair enough J, good on you for taking it on the chin and answering the questions / concerns. If I can give one more pice of advice though (now it's me coming across a a pompous cunt) but the other thing UKP is good at is flame wars followed by quick bannings... :cool:

Seriously though I really hope you and your pal get something sorted that will give him a good time (and maybe provide some info on reliable WG's to others in the same boat).

I hope you don't get banned, because I'm interested in finding out how things turn out, and I have a feeling the rest of this thead might suddenly get entertaining :D :bomb:

J Of All Trades

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Fair enough J, good on you for taking it on the chin and answering the questions / concerns. If I can give one more pice of advice though (now it's me coming across a a pompous cunt) but the other thing UKP is good at is flame wars followed by quick bannings... :cool:

Seriously though I really hope you and your pal get something sorted that will give him a good time (and maybe provide some info on reliable WG's to others in the same boat).

I hope you don't get banned, because I'm interested in finding out how things turn out, and I have a feeling the rest of this thead might suddenly get entertaining :D :bomb:

Well, thanks again, and I hope that (a) I don't get banned either, and (b) it doesn't turn into a flame war; not because I'm not thick-skinned enough  to take it, but because it detracts from a serious topic that, so far, recommendation-wise, you've made the only contribution to. It's a good one though- I've just had another look at Lily Hart and she does look promising. Only downside is that the dates might not tally up for her incall availability this London cycle, but she's definitely on the [very short at this point] hotlist!

Integral

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Well, thanks again, and I hope that (a) I don't get banned either, and (b) it doesn't turn into a flame war; not because I'm not thick-skinned enough  to take it, but because it detracts from a serious topic that, so far, recommendation-wise, you've made the only contribution to. It's a good one though- I've just had another look at Lily Hart and she does look promising. Only downside is that the dates might not tally up for her incall availability this London cycle, but she's definitely on the [very short at this point] hotlist!

I think Lily would be a good bet, she really impressed me with her ability to adapt her aproach to what I wanted quite subtly (a bit more detail in my review from a while back https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91550.0), I think this would be a good match for your mate's needs. Plus she is really fucking cute and knows how to make you feel great, if a bit on the expensive side.

I'm not sure of your timeframe, but I was planning on seeing Lily for an outcall when I'm back in London for work early next month (not confirmed yet). If you haven't sorted anything out by then I'll mention the situation to her and sound her out.

Int.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2016, 02:24:11 am by Integral »

Integral

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I think Lily would be a good bet, she really impressed me with her ability to adapt her aproach to what I wanted quite subtly (a bit more detail in my review from a while back https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91550.0), I think this would be a good match for your mate's needs. Plus she is really fucking cute and knows how to make you feel great, if a bit on the expensive side.

I'm not sure of your timeframe, but I was planning on seeing Lily for an outcall when I'm back in London for work early next month (not confirmed yet). If you haven't sorted anything out by then I'll mention the situation to her and sound her out.

Int.

She also has a website (External Link/Members Only) with at least one face pic (External Link/Members Only).

mrhappypants

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Blimey Jack of all trades,  you are putting an awful lot of time, effort and emotional energy in on here and it isn't even directly leading to your "objective" of "sorting out a punt for your mate."

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Fantacist - no doubt.

Dave

fredpunter

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Well, thanks again, and I hope that (a) I don't get banned either, and (b) it doesn't turn into a flame war; not because I'm not thick-skinned enough  to take it, but because it detracts from a serious topic that, so far, recommendation-wise, you've made the only contribution to. It's a good one though- I've just had another look at Lily Hart and she does look promising. Only downside is that the dates might not tally up for her incall availability this London cycle, but she's definitely on the [very short at this point] hotlist!

A good way to avoid being banned is to stop insulting people and allocating demeaning names to people who have contributed far more to the board than I suspect you ever will.

J Of All Trades

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She also has a website (External Link/Members Only) with at least one face pic (External Link/Members Only).

Christ, yeah, she looks lovely. Could defo pass as an anime waif. Even though I said there's been an absence of meaningful recommendations on this thread, it only takes one good one and it's not out with the realms of possibility that this could be it. I've got no problem if you wanted to sound her out, if I've not done so myself by then via AW.

J Of All Trades

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A good way to avoid being banned is to stop insulting people and allocating demeaning names to people who have contributed far more to the board than I suspect you ever will.

No doubt, but I'm afraid if I was in the business of eating other peoples' shit with a smile on my face, I'd tick the "likes hardsports" box on AW and have a banquet.

fredpunter

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No doubt, but I'm afraid if I was in the business of eating other peoples' shit with a smile on my face, I'd tick the "likes hardsports" box on AW and have a banquet.

I'm starting to wonder if your friend with aspergers may not actually be more concerned about your lack of social skills than you are about his  :hi:

mrhappypants

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Jack of all Trades,

I have referred your personal messages to admin. 

Dave

vw

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No doubt, but I'm afraid if I was in the business of eating other peoples' shit with a smile on my face, I'd tick the "likes hardsports" box on AW and have a banquet.

Are you sure its your friend and not you with aspergers, you seem to be on the spectrum  with your lacking social skills !

J Of All Trades

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Jack of all Trades,

I have referred your personal messages to admin. 

Dave

Well Dave, you'll forgive me if I say that that seems a little snidey; I sent you a polite couple of PM's to clue you in on a little nugget of information that I stupidly hoped might change your perception and appeal to a better nature. I've got absolutely no qualms with you forwarding them to admin, but by you posting that is what you've done without any context implies to others that there was something untoward about my PMs in the first place. Maybe you'd be decent enough to confirm this, but, as I politely asked, without giving away the details that could potentially identify me or my mate in real life? Hopefully whatever kind of cunt I inadvertently seem to be coming across as here, it's still not cricket to "out" someone here is it?
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Offline Cunning Punt

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Banning reason: Troll

Thanks God for that. His posts were becoming tiresome.

Given the rambling nature, length and number of the posts, I wonder too if this "friend with Asperger's" was, in fact, him.

I hope he actually does get round to finding an escort and chills out a bit.

FlyingBreadMan

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Thanks God for that. His posts were becoming tiresome.

Given the rambling nature, length and number of the posts, I wonder too if this "friend with Asperger's" was, in fact, him.

I hope he actually does get round to finding an escort and chills out a bit.

Idiot went to uke...his first post demanded a "porn star looking WG" and they would be evaluated... :dash:

Integral

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Idiot went to uke...his first post demanded a "porn star looking WG" and they would be evaluated... :dash:

Bread Man - have you got a link to his UKE post (if I can even remember my UKE login...)?

I thought he was genuine, I suppose that makes me a bit of a dick  :dash:

Integral

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Never mind, found it.

Yeah, throwing around "you lairy cunt" is a really great way to ask a forum for help...

Oh well... :(

Offline SamLP

Telling Atticus he's been around long enough to know about and respect him confirmed to me that he was a grade A cunt  :D

cockneybstrd

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Telling Atticus he's been around long enough to know about and respect him confirmed to me that he was a grade A cunt  :D

That made me laugh as the did the rather pious reaction to Bigus piss taking photo