In need of some tips and general advice

[Sexmad]

Hi all

In need of a few words of wisdom so I don't make a twat of myself. New to this and new here

Wife recently decided she didn't want sex anymore as you can gather from my username I am not best impressed. She suggested a fuck buddy (she's quite open minded and we have dabbled in swinging but that didn't work to well) but looked into that and majority want to get to know you first, sod that all I want is sex.

Then came across AW and found a stunner so took the plunge and made a booking for next month at a hotel in Coventry city centre. Haven't told the wife I'm seeing a WG though. Checked her out, shit loads of positive reviews on AW and verified all seems good. (Not keen on a meet at a private residence)

Meet is at hotel so I want to know if I'm likely to have any difficulty getting past reception or if I get stopped by other staff members. As not being a guest I shouldn't really be there. I tend to be a very paranoid person so I'm trying to cover all bases. And don't want to divulge to much info here.

I think you all know the type of information I need so please fire away.

[jimbm55]

There is an entire current thread on getting past hotel receptions!!

[Tonyleung]

Hello OP,

You need tips. Buy a Santa outfit. Watch trading trading places. Do as Dan Akroyd does. Dan manages to navigate a hotel reception like a wisp of silk.

[OakTree]

To save you some effort. If she's chosen the hotel well there should be no problems. Usually she'll text you the room no and directions to the room. You just walk in past reception with confidence straight to the room.

Quite often if I'm early I'll sit in the bar for a coffee. Remember it's a hotel not a prison people come and go all day.

[Sexmad]

Yeah I didn't spot the previous post before I asked.

Yet the more people's opinions the better

[yorkshire123]

Hi all

In need of a few words of wisdom so I don't make a twat of myself. New to this and new here

Wife recently decided she didn't want sex anymore as you can gather from my username I am not best impressed. She suggested a fuck buddy (she's quite open minded and we have dabbled in swinging but that didn't work to well) but looked into that and majority want to get to know you first, sod that all I want is sex.

Then came across AW and found a stunner so took the plunge and made a booking for next month at a hotel in Coventry city centre. Haven't told the wife I'm seeing a WG though. Checked her out, shit loads of positive reviews on AW and verified all seems good. (Not keen on a meet at a private residence)

Meet is at hotel so I want to know if I'm likely to have any difficulty getting past reception or if I get stopped by other staff members. As not being a guest I shouldn't really be there. I tend to be a very paranoid person so I'm trying to cover all bases. And don't want to divulge to much info here.

I think you all know the type of information I need so please fire away.

Hardly sex mad 

Fuck me if I want a shag there's no chance I would wait until next month

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

Some non-hotel-related advice:

Don't tell the wife what you're up to.  Women are fickle creatures, and even those who say they're OK with it can change their minds.  Also the cash you'll be spending on other women will cause resentment even if the sex doesn't.

[threechilliman]

Some non-hotel-related advice:

Don't tell the wife what you're up to.  Women are fickle creatures, and even those who say they're OK with it can change their minds.  Also the cash you'll be spending on other women will cause resentment even if the sex doesn't.

I'd be quite the reverse. If my wife didn't want sex and suggested looking elsewhere, I'd suggest an escort. Paid for, no strings and all that. It'd be interesting to see her reaction.

tcm

[jimbm55]

I'd be quite the reverse. If my wife didn't want sex and suggested looking elsewhere, I'd suggest an escort. Paid for, no strings and all that. It'd be interesting to see her reaction.

tcm

+1

[Expl1cit]

I'd even go so far as to say the wife should pay for it!

Part of the marriage contract was free shags, if she is breaking that why ahould Mr.Sexmad-nextmonth lose money and still have to keep Mrs.Menopause under his roof?

[Sexmad]

Yorkshire123 I accept your comments but if I'm going to pay for it I'm not going to rush and have a minger or a fat piece I'm going for quality I hope you get where I'm coming from

[Expl1cit]

 

If I'm going to pay for it I'm not going to rush and have a minger or a fat piece I'm going for quality I hope you get where I'm coming from

You don't want to pay to fuck someone who looks like your wife?

Doesn't take a month to find a sexy slim piece! The longer you wait, the more methodical it becomes and you cant plead to your wife that you did it on instinct. It was carefully planned.

She will find out, you seem the type of guy that will either confess or make so many blunders that you will out yourself.

[Sexmad]

Only reason I'm waiting a month is she is on tour and can't travel that distance to see her somewhere else with family commitments and I'm rather fussy.

So I really need some tips I want this to work out and hopefully make it a regular thing or I might be put off.

[Bangers and Gash]

First of all you need to post the AW link

Secondly, you should always copy me when visiting a hotel. It gets the ladies very moist downstairs!

External Link/Members Only 

[Sexmad]

As I said earlier I'm not going to divulge to much information as I don't want to jeopardise the meet.

All I've had so far is criticism

[Happyjose]

As I said earlier I'm not going to divulge to much information as I don't want to jeopardise the meet.

All I've had so far is criticism

Just part of the culture on this forum

People are trying to work out if you're a massive bullshitter or not

[rogercock00]

I personally hate hotels and would prefer to meet at the WGs flat. See current thread on hotels for more advice and opinion 

You are very fortunate to be allowed a fuck buddy although I suspect that you would rather want your wife in full flow / working order like the old days. The effort in nurturing a buddy may be preferable in the long run as you two would get used to each other and it would be cheaper. The likes of plentyoffish may assist in getting one. Downside with a buddy is that invariably feelings will get involved and especially so if the buddy is nice and is a great shag 

[Sexmad]

I am 100% genuine and really don't like being fucked around.

What can I do to convince people??????????

[threechilliman]

Mine weren't criticism mate, just an honest opinion.

tcm

[Bangers and Gash]

As I said earlier I'm not going to divulge to much information as I don't want to jeopardise the meet.

It's unlikely the pro$$ie could identify you from posting a link, because dozens of punters will have pumped her before you get your turn. 

[Sexmad]

Exactly I don't want to involved with a fuck buddy as it is a kind of relationship and I still love my wife

[rogercock00]

It's unlikely the pro$$ie could identify you from posting a link, because dozens of punters will have pumped her before you get your turn. 

Yes, the problem with opting for an escort as opposed to a next door fuck buddy is simply that half of the Midlands will have been through her already 

[Sexmad]

That has crossed my mind

[thefoxman]

Don't tell the wife what you're up to.  Women are fickle creatures, and even those who say they're OK with it can change their minds.  Also the cash you'll be spending on other women will cause resentment even if the sex doesn't.

In my experience even open-minded women are completely against punting.
Affairs or fuck buddy - ok (turn a blind eye etc) - but see a prostitute and she'll resent it and eventually out to to everyone.

Best kept quiet.

[Bangers and Gash]

That has crossed my mind

You're having second thoughts aren't you. 

[Sexmad]

But you only live once

And the AW girls will do things people in any other type of relationship won't

[rogercock00]

If you do opt for an escort, genuine tip - make your visit to her the first of her working day. She will be fresh, showered and she wont smell like latex rubber downstairs   

[Sexmad]

No chance I'm doing this

[Sexmad]

What tim u surgest
Go to go wife's in

[Moresomes]

half of the Midlands will have been through her already 

True, but he`ll not have as many reviews to go on if he goes down the fuck buddy road.

[OakTree]

If you do opt for an escort, genuine tip - make your visit to her the first of her working day. She will be fresh, showered and she wont smell like latex rubber downstairs   

You are deluding yourself, she may well of been having it balls deep, bareback from her boyfriend, husband or non paying fuck buddy that very morning. If she's any decent wg she'll be showered and fresh wether you're the first or the tenth that day.

If you're going to worry about her who's been there before, you should consider if this pastime is for you....it's not for the squeamish.

[OakTree]

As I said earlier I'm not going to divulge to much information as I don't want to jeopardise the meet.

All I've had so far is criticism

I'd say you've had sound advice. You should think your self lucky.

[Bangers and Gash]

If you do opt for an escort, genuine tip - make your visit to her the first of her working day. She will be fresh, showered and she wont smell like latex rubber downstairs   

Probably because Sergei will have creampied her just before you show up.

[cueball]

All I've had so far is criticism

Disagree, I think you've had some decent advise so far and you've definitely had a easy ride in. Some get a real mauling (not undeserved neither) at first.

[Malvolio]

As I said earlier I'm not going to divulge to much information as I don't want to jeopardise the meet.

All I've had so far is criticism

Here's some sensible advice - the feedback on Adultwork isn't worth toffee.  Type her Adultwork number into the search box at the top of the screen and make your judgement from what you read there.

[rogercock00]

If she's any decent wg she'll be showered and fresh wether you're the first or the tenth that day.

Disagree bud. In my experience, later daytime punts have provided me with rubber smelling fannies more times than I care to remember. It is for this reason and on the basis that half the UK may have serviced her previously that I don't do reverse oral. Maybe I choose the wrong skanky type of WG, who knows.

With regard to boyfriend etc, that is a possibility sure but not a definite. Meeting a WG late in the day and for her to have been thrapped and boned before me is however a certainty. 

[rogercock00]

What tim u surgest
Go to go wife's in

I find 730am to be pure. Maybe 745am but never past 800am 

[shagbambi]

Troll yes. Sexmad no.

If you were genuinely sex mad you would have fucked another prossie whilst waiting for the touring girl.  You would not be fixated by one particular girl.

[vw]

If you do opt for an escort, genuine tip - make your visit to her the first of her working day. She will be fresh, showered and she wont smell like latex rubber downstairs   

You will be licking the boyfriend jizz from her pussy or ass because she left in a rush in the morning.

[bangstick]

Exactly I don't want to involved with a fuck buddy as it is a kind of relationship and I still love my wife

fuck buddies can get complicated, especially if she decides you're potential fodder.

The escort is business - she's a service and nobody needs get hurt.

I used to go see one when the missus was having her hair done, and we both oddly spent about the same amount of dosh and both came out smiling at the end.

if you love your missus, look at the escort as no different to you going to get  your hair cut or a massage - its a service and it means nothing and nobody need get hurt.

Keep yer gob shut about it to your wife, and all is good, as she won't see it that way - even though she may say different.

simples