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Author Topic: UKP of the distant past.  (Read 1122 times)

Offline NottsNylonLuvr

Interestingly, I stumbled upon an 18th century UKP reviews section.  :music:
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Ben4454

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They were extremely fluffy in those days...... Then again reminds me of the reviews of west8.

vt

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They were extremely fluffy in those days...... Then again reminds me of the reviews of west8.

Of course it was written by his 7x great-grandfather, west1!!  :D

Offline cueball

Of course it was written by his 7x great-grandfather, west1!!  :D

 :lol:

vt

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Another interesting read is 'My Secret Life' which is presented as an autobiographical sex diary of a Victorian Gentleman...

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It's pretty lurid & pornographic with no punches pulled in the language or descriptions. He does London street girls, courtesans in their parlours and roams all over the countryside successfully offering amateur women silver & gold coins in exchange for a ride. He must have fathered some illegitimate offspring in this era before contraception and the treatments he describes for the clap in the era before antibiotics were pretty horrendous.

Offline Vivago

Victorian punters were not that different to us. If you have ever read 'My Secret Life' by Walter you will know what I mean. At one point he wants to have a MMF but is concerned about busting his BJ cherry with a man, both giving and receiving. Sounds familiar?

Its a very explicit if repetitive book and he does just about everything that we do today and its all described in gloriously flowery Victorian prose. You can download it in PDF at External Link/Members Only but be warned, it is as long as War and Peace.
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
Banned by: Head1

Offline Silver Birch

Of course it was written by his 7x great-grandfather, west1!!  :D

 :D :drinks: :D

Offline SamLP

I remember another topic on this, funnily enough West8 was also mentioned on there too  :D

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49324.0

squeezebox

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Mrs N--wl--nd, No. 32, Goodge Street

The wanton, mighty Jove in all his glory,
With all the art of elegance divine
Found the nymph coy and blind to all his charms.
'Till changed at last into a golden flower.
The precious drops dissolved her into love.
How applicable these lines to Mrs N-----, to whom, not Jove himself would be acceptable without gold, and limping vulcan would be tenderly embraced if plentifully stored with it, she then can melt into transports, and make the present lover believe he is the only one, for whom she has a real regard.
In part, she says true; she has a real regard for him; which will continue as long as his purse or his liberality lasts or until she meets with a dupe, more rich or liberal.
Her age is about twenty, her eyes grey and lively, her complexion swarthy, her teeth and beauty middling, her temper agreeable - when she pleases. There is no ascertaining her price, it being always as much as she can get; and her commodity, like those fold by inch of candle, is always knocked down to the highest bidder.  She has not been in life more than two years and the name she now goes by is that of her favourite man.



Hissy fits and E.A.S. in those days too...