Fleshlights - are they any good?

[WARSZAWA16]

I have been thinking about getting a Fleshlight. They sound good in theory, but are they any good in practice? I would be interested in hearing people's experiences of them and any advice on which ones, if any, are any good. Which ones are recommended and any advice on where best to buy one online? Thanks. 

[mr.bluesky]

A poor substitute for the real thing . Not for me

[Kenco657]

Is this punting related? Surely you would get better information if you just search “buy flesh light” on google, find a sex toy website and read the reviews on there.
But to humour you, no I have never been interested in using one. Would seem weird and I imagine could be quite messy...

[tynetunnel]

I bought one modeled on a porn stars back door from Love honey and it’s rather pleasant. It does require a wash out with hot soapy water after use, and a squirt of lube immediately prior to use. It was only a cheapie, about a tenner. I like it, although obviously it’s a poor substitute for a hot, tight, living and breathing hottie. As ever, ymmv 

[fudi_maar]

They sound good in theory, but are they any good in practice?

Yes, I had one for a few years, and it was a very pleasant experience. As someone mentioned, use lube on entry and clean properly after use. Very enjoyable actually, esp for edging.

[Romeo Sensini]

Yes, I had one for a few years, and it was a very pleasant experience. As someone mentioned, use lube on entry and clean properly after use. Very enjoyable actually, esp for edging.

Would agree with this and far better than a hand shandy but the cleaning and drying regime make regular use a bit prohibitive - they're not exactly discreet although I've seen some that are modelled to look like a can of beer.

[wilbers]

Comprehensive guide External Link/Members Only  - should be enough to get you started.

[mradventures]

i got sleave/stroker that feels really good, but cleanup is a pain

[Ali Katt]

I have been thinking about getting a Fleshlight. They sound good in theory, but are they any good in practice? I would be interested in hearing people's experiences of them and any advice on which ones, if any, are any good. Which ones are recommended and any advice on where best to buy one online? Thanks.

I've owned one and a Tenga fliphole. I don't have the biggest cock in the world, but I found both of them too small. The feeling of orgasm is better than having a straight forward wank.

[pythondan]

I have a Fleshlight with the optional vstroker attachment. This connects wirelessly to a USB stick that goes in a Windows PC and allows you to interact with POV videos available from the vstroker web site. Some of these are pretty hot - the one with Stevie Shay is probably my favourite.

Regarding the Fleshlight itself I find the sensation very good especially if you warm it before use by putting it in a bowl of hot water. I do not tend to use it too much nowadays as I travel less than I used to and share a house with other people who may be disturbed to see it drying after use 

[mr.bluesky]

Regarding the Fleshlight itself I find the sensation very good especially if you warm it before use by putting it in a bowl of hot water. I do not tend to use it too much nowadays as I travel less than I used to and share a house with other people who may be disturbed to see it drying after use 

I would imagine they would be more disturbed to see you wanking yourself off whilst looking at your computer 

[Colston36]

I would imagine they would be more disturbed to see you wanking yourself off whilst looking at your computer 

What a hoot!

[Plan R]

Comprehensive guide External Link/Members Only  - should be enough to get you started.

Cheers - I'm kind of interested in getting one to help cure the 'prison hand' I've developed from too much wanking to internet porn over the years.
They look like Cornettos though.

[MrArmagh]

i bought one years ago when i was single and yea its decent, something different than a hand shandy.

this is going to sound dumb but when i was a teenager i wanked that much it was hard to cum through penetration sometimes, this actually helped me do cum when inside a woman  and not have to pull out and finish my self off.

[uncle jessie]

i bought one years ago when i was single and yea its decent, something different than a hand shandy.

this is going to sound dumb but when i was a teenager i wanked that much it was hard to cum through penetration sometimes, this actually helped me do cum when inside a woman  and not have to pull out and finish my self off.

Yeah I have one and it does put an end to death grip syndrome,and I find the orgasm when using it is far more intense than mother thumb and her four knuckle daughters can give.Downside ?, it is a PITA cleaning and drying the bloody thing .

[Romeo Sensini]

I would imagine they would be more disturbed to see you wanking yourself off whilst looking at your computer 

There must be someone somewhere who uses one alongside a VR headset (I guess),  just imagine walking in on that 😁

[christofferson]

I got one modelled on the ex-wife's growler...still couldn't get it in after all these years !

[hungrypunt]

A guy I know (yeah really ha ha) uses one and swears by it.
He also has a fanny attachment for a doxy vibrator, tells us all how good they are

[earlgreyman]

Always wondered if these were any good. Seems a bit of a faff for a quick wank, given the clean up rigmarole , but i guess it's a step closer to a natural feel.

Give it 10 years, based on how Boston Dynamics are progressing with their robot tech (which in itself is scary as fuck), we'll have pleasure models by then! 

[rosebristol60]

first time i tried one i lasted 10 seconds before exploding, so i thought it was pretty good, i have used it with a VR headset and to be honest i found it a brilliant experience

[emraw]

Found it hard to use - big end of average length and girth, but found there was a build up of pressure when I put my dick in and could only get a couple of inches deep

[CoverMyEyes]

Found it hard to use - big end of average length and girth, but found there was a build up of pressure when I put my dick in and could only get a couple of inches deep

Leave the end a little unscrewed to allow the air to move.

[BoobyNewbie]

There must be someone somewhere who uses one alongside a VR headset (I guess),  just imagine walking in on that 😁

I’ve done this though I live alone. It was fantastic but I wouldn’t have had a clue if anybody had knocked the door or looked through the window 

[Hungarian Lover]

I had one, it would only let me fuck it once a month! To much like real life, so it went in the bin just last week. Give me the real thing any day.

[JonasG]

Had a Tori Black one years ago.

Found it a bit boring tbh.

[MrArmagh]

Found it hard to use - big end of average length and girth, but found there was a build up of pressure when I put my dick in and could only get a couple of inches deep

Unscrew the end a little or take it off all together.

It will solve that problem

[385North]

I've heard you can make one using an empty Pringles tube, x2 sponges and a rubber glove. Total cost about £2.50. And it works really well, although the feeling is more comparable to anal sex rather than vaginal sex, apparently, so I'm told by a mate.  Also, use a prawn flavoured Pringles tin if you want the smell of sex in the air.

[CheeseBoard]

I've heard you can make one using an empty Pringles tube, x2 sponges and a rubber glove. Total cost about £2.50. And it works really well, although the feeling is more comparable to anal sex rather than vaginal sex, apparently, so I'm told by a mate.  Also, use a prawn flavoured Pringles tin if you want the smell of sex in the air.

I've heard this way is highly addictive so should be tried with caution because....

Once you pop you cant stop

My turn to get my coat 

[rathbone]

it was hard to cum through penetration sometimes, this actually helped me do cum when inside a woman and not have to pull out and finish my self off.

+1  If you wank a lot or if it's been a while since you had a sex with a woman, the Fleshlight is good because in my experience it feels more natural and reduces the deathgrip syndrome.  Like others have said, you definitely need lubricant and it helps if you warm it up in a basin of warm water beforehand.

[Vivago]

You could always risk a trip down your local A&E by getting sucked off by this bad boy.

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[redveee]

You could always risk a trip down your local A&E by getting sucked off by this bad boy.

Don't know about you but I'd prefer to get sucked off by a female

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[mr.bluesky]

I've heard you can make one using an empty Pringles tube, x2 sponges and a rubber glove. Total cost about £2.50. And it works really well, although the feeling is more comparable to anal sex rather than vaginal sex, apparently, so I'm told by a mate.  Also, use a prawn flavoured Pringles tin if you want the smell of sex in the air.

I bet they didn't show you that on Blue Peter. All I learned on there was how to make Tracey Island from Thunderbirds 

[David50]

I’ve seen some on amazon that are not actually Fleshlights but look the same . Does anyone know if these are any good or just a cheap copy

[mj]

I’ve seen some on amazon that are not actually Fleshlights but look the same . Does anyone know if these are any good or just a cheap copy

These are the Eastern European versions.

[Derrick101]

These are the Eastern European versions.

So the 'service' is crap then   

[B4bcock]

Don't know about you but I'd prefer to get sucked off by a female

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Hmmm.    This one looks too good to be true - probably B&S.   I bet you end up seeing a Romanian toaster.

[niftyfiftydave]

Hmmm.    This one looks too good to be true - probably B&S.   I bet you end up seeing a Romanian toaster.

This just reminded me of cringing reading the paper a few weeks ago, fella should have bought a fleshlight or a Hetty, ended up in A&E with a peanut butter covered groin and his cock and balls in his dog.

[B4bcock]

This just reminded me of cringing reading the paper a few weeks ago, fella should have bought a fleshlight or a Hetty, ended up in A&E with a peanut butter covered groin and his cock and balls in his dog.

He should be put on trial for that and, if found guilty, given the cat.

[Pellet]

not worth it imo

[wilbers]

Think some are thinking about these the wrong way.  Most are less (or at least similar to) than a 30 minute punt so not much of a risk to buy one to try - just because there are loads doesn't mean you ever need to get a second one.  Also, very much primarily for solo use, but there are a couple of clear ones that could be used with someone assisting.

[Ali Katt]

One way of looking at it is you can buy one for the cost of a 30 minute punt and it's multiple use. The tenga eggs are even cheaper I think £15 and they are single use, but pretty good IMHO.

[MME]

Always wondered if these were any good. Seems a bit of a faff for a quick wank, given the clean up rigmarole , but i guess it's a step closer to a natural feel.

Give it 10 years, based on how Boston Dynamics are progressing with their robot tech (which in itself is scary as fuck), we'll have pleasure models by then! 

Yeah, the Boston Dynamics one will chase you though the woods then push you over and bang you up the arse when it catches you... 

[Bluelight85]

They are OK, better than your standard cheap pocket pussy, or your average DIY tug job as long as you warm it up and lube it well, they are enjoyable, you used to be able to get them in different textures inside (not sure if you still can) which are amazing pleasurable, however, as anyone will probably say and agree with, they are no substitute for the real thing.

[uncle jessie]

I've heard you can make one using an empty Pringles tube, x2 sponges and a rubber glove. Total cost about £2.50. And it works really well, although the feeling is more comparable to anal sex rather than vaginal sex, apparently, so I'm told by a mate.  Also, use a prawn flavoured Pringles tin if you want the smell of sex in the air.

Wont be able to stop looking for blokes carrying a basket just containing 1 x Pringles, 2 x sponges, 1 x marigold gloves, 1x baby oil in the checkout queue  now

[B4bcock]

A much cheaper option is roadkill.  An added bonus if it's still warm.   

[Vivago]

A much cheaper option is roadkill.  An added bonus if it's still warm.   

A similar but less messy effect can be had using warm apple pie.

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[Derrick101]

A much cheaper option is roadkill.  An added bonus if it's still warm.   

Ah.... A pheasant pucker. 

[crazy8]

id love to try one

[tynetunnel]

id love to try one

I’m not lending you mine! 

[freeze44]

I’m not lending you mine! 

No need to lend ffs!!

Can get a fairly good condition second hand one owner one at a local flea market