English Rebecca 121 ~ Bristol

[Marmalade]

Just to be fair      here's the 10/10 "I love paying to chat to prostitutes" review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99823.msg1187585#msg1187585

And here's a more readable, polite but not quite satisfied review:

After a shower it was onto the bed for more chatting -  .... then another break for a chat, .... and a bit more chatting ...

[EnglishRebecca121]

Marmalade dearest if u actually took the time to read the review where we spent 20 mins chatting you would see I invited the guy early and he got 1 hour extra than he paid for so there was plenty of time for a 20 min chat as well as over his allotted time in the bedroom

[Marmalade]

Marmalade dearest if u actually took the time to read the review where we spent 20 mins chatting you would see I invited the guy early and he got 1 hour extra than he paid for so there was plenty of time for a 20 min chat as well as over his allotted time in the bedroom

touché dear and nice tout. So was Bangerkins just unlucky in wanting more sex, less chat, in the time paid for, or unlucky that you didn't have a cancellation?

[fairfield]

So was Bangerkins just unlucky in wanting more sex, less chat, in the time paid for, or unlucky that you didn't have a cancellation?

Marmy, surely Bangers was "unlucky" in not making it clear he was a UKP grandee?
Is it a rolled up trouser leg, funny handshake or another body part entirely, that brings lots of lovely free minutes?  Anyone plz pm me if they wanna impart the secret. Discretion assured.

But...has specsavers deceived me ... or is your profile pic of ER indoors herself?  Seems you could be twins. 

[cueball]

Marmy, surely Bangers was "unlucky" in not making it clear he was a UKP grandee?
Is it a rolled up trouser leg, funny handshake or another body part entirely, that brings lots of lovely free minutes?  Anyone plz pm me if they wanna impart the secret. Discretion assured.

Don't start asking how to get extra time fairlyfeeled, be grateful we've found some bugger to give you a kiss 

One step at a time old boy, one step at a time 

[fairfield]

old

aaah, phewball - not 'et tu', you Brute?
Have been slaughtered enuff today on main forum. "Fat","Old" "Smelly" - how compliments came think and fast. Personally prefer 'extra mature' meself, like the cheese or wine.
But maybe one WG's poison is another's meat and drink?
So do you mean am in with a real chance with ER?  Bristol isn't too far away - if on an absolute promise of DFK. No idea what 'Cardiff chocolates' are - but can bring a stick of Bournemouth Rock if it helps.  (Cant do much worse than B&G can i ? - no offence, Bangers.) Should i rush over before she comes out of sedation?
 

[Lz-129]

So do you mean am in with a real chance with ER?

Not if you keep bumping her neg! 

[Marmalade]

I wonder if she's offering a few shifty handjobs while she in hospital then? 
Rummage under gown: £10 extra 

[Brazilian Martian]

I wonder if she's offering a few shifty handjobs while she in hospital then? 
Rummage under gown: £10 extra 

Well she did take a top less picture in her hospital gown to drum up sympathy on the other site around a week ago    so it would not surprise me if she did

[James999]

Marmy, surely Bangers was "unlucky" in not making it clear he was a UKP grandee?

Why should he have to tell her he' son here to get the service he paid for, she clearly showed out as a chancer and her "excuse" "we didn't click" but of course she did click with his cash 

[fairfield]

Why should he have to tell her he' son here to get the service he paid for, she clearly showed out as a chancer and her "excuse" "we didn't click" but of course she did click with his cash 

Thought it was more a question why Bangers didn't get 60 mins extra free? And can relative newbs also get the keys to this 'executive washroom?' Will a Vistaprint UKP calling card do the trick?
 

[James999]

Thought it was more a question why Bangers didn't get 60 mins extra free?

Because she thought she could take his cash and fuck him off quick 

[Marmalade]

Maybe she charges extra to 'click' 

[Marmalade]

Maybe she's saving up for one of these . . .      who knows? 



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[bristolqwerty]

She's getting beans - she'll go mad when she returns 
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[jstrong]

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She's obviously fallen off the 'top prossie' list. Maybe the thread should be bumped occasionally to help punters save money...

Is there any top prossie list in the Wiki and where does she stand now????

[Devon Maverick]

I tend to believe the hundreds of positive reviews other than one negative as proved yesterday when I saw Rebecca and found why she has so much praise ..I for one agree with them 

[threechilliman]

I tend to believe the hundreds of positive reviews other than one negative as proved yesterday when I saw Rebecca and found why she has so much praise ..I for one agree with them 

Doesn't always work as I found out with an EM darling last December. 29 punters had it wrong and two had it spot on in my experience.

tcm

[HappyandLucky]

I tend to believe the hundreds of positive reviews other than one negative as proved yesterday when I saw Rebecca and found why she has so much praise ..I for one agree with them 

From your review "she was kind and caring" 

She even polished my shield after folding my gauntlets 

[James999]

I saw Rebecca

She's gonna love you for bumping one of her negative reviews

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[HappyandLucky]

She's gonna love you for bumping one of her negative reviews

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F***ing classic. I wish I knew where you found a photo paints a thousand words 

[Brazilian Martian]

She's gonna love you for bumping one of her negative reviews

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[OnlyTwin]

Of course you have no "hard feelings" as you screwed him over for £160 

As for reassuring us of his feelings, perhaps better to let him voice them as opposed to you trying to spin things, he gave you a negative and it was evident he was far from happy with the service you provided for the price you charged, as he clearly posted above.

He's not the first person to mention your incessant "chatting" and waffle on a punt 

You have over eleven thousand posts and no reviews. When are you gonna stop being a parasite?

[mh]

You have over eleven thousand posts and no reviews. When are you gonna stop being a parasite?

Did you register last May to post that and just forget? 

[OnlyTwin]

It's a shame we have WK's who hold long standing grudges against punters who dare to tarnish the honour of their favourite sperm depository. Anyways, as a gesture of goodwill and to enhance pro$$ie / punters relations, a generous offer has been put on the table. A free overnighter with a home cooked meal, a DVD, extended sexy time and maybe a spot of bum fun too! All I need is for Rebecca to say yes.
 

You refer to WGs as sperm depositories, post tons of negative reviews, can't get hard and apparently have no interest talking to or touching the WGs that you go to see. Meanwhile Rebecca has 45 reviews on here, 42 of which are positive.

Gotta take her side on this one really. This thread is an absolute farce

[OnlyTwin]

Did you register last May to post that and just forget? 

Nope, just been looking through this ridiculous thread today and thought I'd comment. I registered to post reviews and I do when I get round to punting

[mh]

This thread is an absolute farce

Well it is when you reply to posts from a year ago. 

[Bangers and Gash]

This thread is an absolute farce

This isn't a thread, it's a review, fuckface. 

[dboy74]

The smell of Brasso is overpowering in here today!

[vw]

Nope, just been looking through this ridiculous thread today and thought I'd comment. I registered to post reviews and I do when I get round to punting

Just what rebecca needs another fanboy causing bother and bumping this again !   

[James999]

Gotta take her side on this one really.

Just what she needs, another white knight dragging up her negative review 

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[bristolqwerty]

I'm sure ER's delighted 
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[kamu]

I cant believe there is 16 pages of general waffle about 1 review... The op had a shit punt, ER made her case. Simple. Surely its up to those who decide to see her to make their own minds up?

[PeachyAssFan]

I totally agree that it's up to individuals to decide what they think of WGs following reviews.  It's the wankers who initiate a bump of a review from last year and add nothing who are the problem.

[kamu]

I totally agree that it's up to individuals to decide what they think of WGs following reviews.  It's the wankers who initiate a bump of a review from last year and add nothing who are the problem.

Agreed bumping a year old review is just ridiculous but the fact it was continually bumped for 4 months is also ridiculous.