External Link/Members OnlySo, this was, essentially, me having a second crack at popping my punting cherry (I reviewed my one past experience, outlining the causes of what couldn't really be described as a shag, a few months back).
Anyway, I'd read Catweasel's reviews on this place, plus at least one other, and, as I was down that way this week, decided to send a text to see if there was availability. Comms were great, I was inside the house within 20 minutes (which included a very paranoid drive around the neighbourhood to check for any plod).
Location: Very easy to find, terraced house (location is given when you text), with free parking close by. Decor - no idea what it was like between the door and the bedroom, as I was following Mimi's arse. Bedroom was ok, tidy, thin rug laid out covering most of the bed - didn't really need a label saying "this is where the action's going to happen".
Mimi: I wasn't so excited when I first saw her (despite the fact my heart was doing 20 to the dozen with the nerves and fear that it would be another quick fire round and I would be leaving with nothing but my BFH). Not the girl in the pic, but as has been established, they change around - as I understood it from Mimi, it's one week on, one off. However, she was pretty enough, there was clearly a decent rack inside the skimpy, frilly outfit she was wearing, and as she led me up the stairs, it was equally clear that there was an ass to match.
The punt: Half hour agreed (£60) and I handed over the money. She then left the room as I started to undress and was back pretty sharpish. She then started to undress.
Everything was in whispers. I figured we were not alone in the house, or that the walls were really thin (they very much are concerned about the neighbours).
Once undressed, I was proved right about the T&A and, while she wasn't the tiny little Chinese woman (did I mention she was Chinese? She's Chinese.) I'd been hoping for, she was probably a size 10. Straight away, I spotted the stomach tattoo that has been mentioned on the reviews of the women who work here. Other than that, I don't think there were any.
She offered a massage to start. I said ok, but just a little one (I knew it was a case of leaping into action the second things started to move).
I think she misunderstood, as I lay face down and she climbed behind me, practically just stroking my body. Admittedly in the right places.
Things quickly progressed and I turned the tables and kissed down her nicely toned back and then flipped her over for RO. Neatly trimmed, clean, tight and, although she wasn't the slightest bit damp, she quickly responded and started to get wet enough for things to open up.
I told her to grab the condom and she quickly put it on, using hand and mouth, before I started to slide myself in. I was barely an inch in when her face showed discomfort and she came out with the words "slow, it's big" (yes, I know, I'm sure she says it to all the guys - even the bit at the end when she climbed off the bed and said something about soreness and again "big cock, small pussy" - none of us fall for it, but we all like it all the same).
Anyway, I slowly worked it full in with her feet pushed back to the sides of her head and, lo and behold, the little fella held out long enough to constitute a fuck before I filled the bag.
Afterwards, she gave me a better massage, actually hitting some decent spots. I wouldn't say professional, but if I'd gone for just a massage and had that, it wouldn't have been the worst I'd had.
On my way out, I caught site of a slightly older woman as she exchanged a few words with Mimi through the door of the next bedroom. Maybe I should have checked the wall for peepholes!
My only gripe was that during the massage, her phone was on the table and she twice checked messages and, I think, quickly fired off responses (I now suspect her first response to me ("yes dear") may have been forged under similar circumstances.
Overall, definitely a positive.
Would I return, well, yes, if I decide this is something I'm going to do more of.
