You're a handsome man

[MintRoyale]

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

[yorkshire123]

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

Ask them for a freebie 

[cueball]

Ha ha, that really has made me laugh

For two quid per minute we're all handsome buggers and you know what, for the hour I believe em

[JIMI1234]

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

I'm totally self aware, so though I have had this said to me.... it's pointless on the WG's part; I don't need flattery..
I'm average in looks.
Very, very much above average in the fitness stakes.
Average length.
Average delay before i cum.
Very much above average in the £salary stakes..... which makes me attractive to the said WG     

[The_Don]

Ask them for a freebie 

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[Cuntminion]

Regular calls me handsome

Here are the two options

1. I'm crazy handsome people just have not mentioned it to me in 29 years because they get nervous in the presence of such handsome

2. I'm not handsome at all which is why no one before has ever mentioned it, coincidence the one who mentions it is in receipt of a wedge of cash

[threechilliman]

The woman I saw yesterday called me handsome. I looked like a scarecrow compared to her.

tcm

[JIMI1234]

Regular calls me handsome

Here are the two options

1. I'm crazy handsome people just have not mentioned it to me in 29 years because they get nervous in the presence of such handsome

2. I'm not handsome at all which is why no one before has ever mentioned it, coincidence the one who mentions it is in receipt of a wedge of cash

TWENTY NINE!! (Bastard, I'm jealous)   

54 !   

[Cuntminion]

TWENTY NINE!! (Bastard, I'm jealous)   

54 !   

Depends what way you look at it

29 is far too long already and barring a miracle of natural causes doing this life shit for another 30 years


I'd switch you

[cueball]

Depends what way you look at it

29 is far too long already and barring a miracle of natural causes doing this life shit for another 30 years


I'd switch you

Ha ha, that reminds me of a statement of a mate of mine for many years, when we were in our twenties, he said....

"After 40, you've had enough and that should be it and you should be dead"

Obviously, we took the piss mercilessly on that statement.

Years later, when we all hit 40, our memories were sharp...

I said..

"You're 40 now, you ready for your coffin then?"

Him...

"Err, no"

[JIMI1234]

Depends what way you look at it

29 is far too long already and barring a miracle of natural causes doing this life shit for another 30 years

I'd switch you

Hey man, don't say that... that's 'depressive speak'.
Fill your life with events, hobbies and interests and then you'll need as many years as you can get to even try to fit everything in.

A guy i once spent the day with (at a sporting event) said to me (and he's said this elsewhere too) make your life 'SPECTACULAR'.
Great advice

[Cuntminion]

Ha ha, that reminds me of a statement of a mate of mine for many years, when we were in our twenties, he said....

"After 40, you've had enough and that should be it and you should be dead"

Obviously, we took the piss mercilessly on that statement.

Years later, when we all hit 40, our memories were sharp...

I said..

"You're 40 now, you ready for your coffin then?"

Him...

"Err, no"

Not to bring down the tone on a Sunday and I don't say this to doom and gloom a thread

My reason for starting punting one thing I have not done enough of in my life is spend enough time with honeys

Early in the year someone told me in a life affirming moment
"You should make a list of things you want to do, so you have something to look forward too"I'm sure they didn't mean punting but in my warped rationale I took it as anything

I sat down had a think and thought what I wanted to do and this is it

That is how I started punting I wanted to sleep with women that were out of my league (most women) and that's that

[Smoking joe]

I was called it once in an awork review, which was unforced and not requested by me so i was quite pleased with it. However being honest im a 6.5 out of 10 guy, but probably a decent bet for a girl to see cause im fairly well mannered and clean, but im under no illusion as to my place in the grand scheme of things, sadly!!

[Corus Boy]

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[Cuntminion]

Hey man, don't say that... that's 'depressive speak'.
Fill your life with events, hobbies and interests and then you'll need as many years as you can get to even try to fit everything in.

A guy i once spent the day with (at a sporting event) said to me (and he's said this elsewhere too) make your life 'SPECTACULAR'.
Great advice

I am on paper clinically depressed , I accepted it now it took a long time 
To be in the place I am at where I don't care enough to let things affect me but to function enough day to day to exist , the only thing you loose by not giving a fuck is aspiration but it works for me

It's the best I've ever been so not a negative thing, I find it important to be self aware

[JIMI1234]

I am on paper clinically depressed , I accepted it now it took a long time 
To be in the place I am at where I don't care enough to let things affect me but to function enough day to day to exist , the only thing you loose by not giving a fuck is aspiration but it works for me

It's the best I've ever been so not a negative thing, I find it important to be self aware

Yeah, picked that up immediately...
If you ever need someone to talk to about... anything! PM me, ok.

[Cuntminion]

Yeah, picked that up immediately...
If you ever need someone to talk to about... anything! PM me, ok.

Cheers for the offer, I've done all the talking I'll ever need to do about it though
Throughout the years I've whittled it down its not something that's missing it's not a home , a car etc something materialistic
It's not friendship (I has friends) it's not a relationship (I've knocked em back)
So it's not something aesthetically missing, if it was I could work on getting it
It just is what it is, I accepted it, don't give a fuck

If it counts for anything I'm not walking doom and gloom I process it all internally , the people I know in life like my company allegedly I'm "funny" so at least I don't wear it which is one thing never want to do

No one likes Buzz Killington

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[DG]

I'll settle for;

"You're a good looking big, sexy guy" and "I don't think you realise how big you are"    yes, different girls and, to massage my ego further, the latter has been mentioned by several different girls on several occasions. What can I say, you've either got it or you ain't 

[Cuntminion]

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If I won that I wouldn't have one I would have a harem and a butler monkey

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[dboy74]

Ask them for a freebie 

+1

The ultimate test of your 'handsomeness' 

[Smoking joe]

I'll settle for;

"You're a good looking big, sexy guy" and "I don't think you realise how big you are"    yes, different girls and, to massage my ego further, the latter has been mentioned by several different girls on several occasions. What can I say, you've either got it or you ain't 

Ha good lad, I got an "unbelievable willy" left once., And another one put her forearm next to it, and I was thicker!

[Ben4454]

Well what can I say...

I am above average in looks..
9 inch monster cock.
Cage fighting skills that could rival the pros
a shiny lamborgini sitting outside my house that winks at passers by.

Of course everything I just said was bollocks and usually is when a punter is sprouting it on the board

That being said I was once butter'd up by a prossie when i was 19. Kept telling me how special i was and how i shouldn't be there and I was better than most punters. of course she just wanted the repeat visits and i called her out on it.

[Cuntminion]

That being said I was once butter'd up by a prossie when i was 19. Kept telling me how special i was and how i shouldn't be there and I was better than most punters. of course she just wanted the repeat visits and i called her out on it.

That would make me think less of the sp to be honest and I wouldn't of been back

[Distraction]

It's just being polite. Most girls who are serious about building a reputation will say something nice.

Sometimes maybe they kind of mean it. I remember once I was a girl's first customer - I walked in and her face lit up, she said something like "You're really good looking - I was expecting someone old and fat!" Perhaps she was a good actress, but she was pretty convincing - I think it was all relative to nerves and anxious expectations.

In any event, it's not worth reading anything into it either way, whether they say stuff like it or not. It's still all about the money. A compliment both ways doesn't hurt just to relax things however, I try to make it one that is genuine - ones that are totally false you can usually tell.

[Diehard]

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

Never! Usually they seem gutted they have to go through the dirty deed with me.

[B52]

What they say is irrelevant. Only what they do matters - if they go beyond what was paid for you might consider yourself as handsome...

[vt]

The best girls make their clients feel good...they can usually find something they like about you...and it's good for business! 

The most you can take from any compliments is that at least she wants your repeat custom over some of the occasional unwashed, boundary-pushing weirdos that may cross her threshold.

[Cuntminion]

The best girls make their clients feel good...they can usually find something they like about you...and it's good for business! 

The most you can take from any compliments is that at least she wants your repeat custom over some of the occasional unwashed, boundary-pushing weirdos that may cross her threshold.

It's surprising that some turn up like a sack of shit, stinking

Just decency to be clean

Shower, shave clean clothes is not much to ask

[cueball]

The best girls make their clients feel good...they can usually find something they like about you...and it's good for business! 

The most you can take from any compliments is that at least she wants your repeat custom over some of the occasional unwashed, boundary-pushing weirdos that may cross her threshold.

That sums it up nicely

[Cornish sub]

 

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That is so fucking funny 

[DG]

Well what can I say...

I am above average in looks..
9 inch monster cock.
Cage fighting skills that could rival the pros
a shiny lamborgini sitting outside my house that winks at passers by.

Of course everything I just said was bollocks and usually is when a punter is sprouting it on the board

That being said I was once butter'd up by a prossie when i was 19. Kept telling me how special i was and how i shouldn't be there and I was better than most punters. of course she just wanted the repeat visits and i called her out on it.

Touchy....what would a punter get out of bigging himself up on here? For my part I`m merely recounting actual incidents in response to the OP`s question. Whether or not the girls meant it is hardly the point. For the record I do have a big cock, what about you Ben? 

[Cuntminion]

Touchy....what would a punter get out of bigging himself up on here? For my part I`m merely recounting actual incidents in response to the OP`s question. Whether or not the girls meant it is hardly the point. For the record I do have a big cock, what about you Ben? 

Part of ego drive for some, they think if they mention they have a cock like a Christmas ham wall street will crash

The reality is no one gives a fuck

I prefer to under sell over deliver

Mine's like a pig in blanket

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Little party size one

[willbred]

Some WGs would make a living as marketing gurus passing on some of the shit they tell us.....and we lap up. Apart from the headed remark, other fairly standard one's I've received (and smiled at)include:

* Ooh, you're a big boy...I'll try to fit that in (I'm average- whatever that is)
* God, there's loads...you been saving that up? ( As an average volume materialises)
* You're the best at that ( since the last client 30 minutes ago...if you see any of his, lick it up will you?)
*  No-one's made me cum like that before ( see immediately above)

You couldn't make it up - you'd have to be a WG

[mikeyboy1984]

I've been told that a few times after punts, but take it with a large dose of salt because as yet I've not been offered a freebie or even a reduction! 

[cueball]

It really doesn't matter to me, I've heard it all over the years.

it's a lark, a bit of fun, I'll ride the fantasy wave for as long as it lasts, I'm there to have fun, smile and leave happy and giggling.

I think if I went into a punt in a serious mindset I'd stop punting.

[howrude]

I've had a few say some compliments (cute, lovely man big, dick, etc) but only one has ever followed it by saying that I don't need to punt. I guess the others wanted the repeat custom. And just because you're paying for it doesn't mean that a girl might find you in some way handsome.

[Hertsgent]

Agree with the comments, basically I work on the basis that if you are clean and fresh smelling, without a smeggy cock, then you get complimented for the purposes of repeat business.

One of the most intriguing ones I had was "whatever my rates are at the time, you can pay me what you want" - bit of a headfuck to know where to go with that one, so I just paid my usual (and was the current) rate. If someone can educate me on the likely meeting of this phrase then please do so......

[MintRoyale]

Hehe, some amusing responses!

Hearing it is quite fun, but I think I won't be punting forever and will have to go back to the civi world for sexual relief and prob settle down.

Agree with the comments, basically I work on the basis that if you are clean and fresh smelling, without a smeggy cock, then you get complimented for the purposes of repeat business.

That's true. They must be picky at who they want as repeat business as I'm sure they get shitty customers who they don't want a repeat session with.

[milfwklover]

The best girls make their clients feel good...they can usually find something they like about you...and it's good for business! 

The most you can take from any compliments is that at least she wants your repeat custom over some of the occasional unwashed, boundary-pushing weirdos that may cross her threshold.

That'll do for me.

[hungrypunt]

I am on paper clinically depressed , I accepted it now it took a long time 
To be in the place I am at where I don't care enough to let things affect me but to function enough day to day to exist , the only thing you loose by not giving a fuck is aspiration but it works for me

It's the best I've ever been so not a negative thing, I find it important to be self aware

Im with you man, I was the same but the "not giving a fuck" statement was the other way round for me as I worried and felt depressed about caring too much about everything and everybody ( I called it going nutjob) . And after 12 years (yes and all the CBT, meds, talking, etc etc) I finally got the "not giving a fuck" part the other way round...meaning I got my old self back who didn't feel down about everything and now "doesnt give a fuck" to mean enjoy everything and fuck it...thats how I got into punting !
Ive been told loads of times how big I am...Sadly not my cock, j :dash:ust usually when I walk in the door and look down on the girl ...

Take it easy .

[anyfucker]

I'm so fucking gorgeous that within minutes of meeting loads of young women we're at it like rabbits.

[Jerboa]

Go to Pattaya and you are handsome man 24hrs of the day. 

[purple_t]

I get compliments on my body, but never my face haha

[Jerboa]

I get compliments on my body, but never my face haha

So you're body of Baywatch face of Crimewatch. 

[yumyum3]

Go to Pattaya and you are handsome man 24hrs of the day. 

Oh you too big - extra 5 dollar 

[Placebo88]

Ideally I prefer my bookings to have at least some feel of being genuine and personal ; that the girl is actually paying attention to me and recognizing me as an individual - fluffy , but the best GFE escorts do give most of their punters this experience.

Generic compliments are detrimental to creating this feeling of personal interaction and understanding , although , as said by someone earlier , a well chosen individually tailored compliment is appreciated.

If someone says to me "your a handsome guy" I just know they say it to every single punter ; it has the opposite effect of making me feel ' special ' .Obviously it is intended to please but I am not there for an ego boost and would not get one anyway as I would have to have the opposite of paranoia to take any such comment at face value.

Hypocrite that I am I have told a few WGs that they are beautiful when they are only average looking in the hope of putting them in a good mood and so having a better booking !

[Jerboa]

Oh you too big - extra 5 dollar 

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[Gordon Bennett]

I'm not handsome.... Would be ludicrous if anyone suggested I was. To date, the only positive comment based on appearance I've had during a meeting was about my trap muscles! Given any positive comment about my gob is a non-starter I think highlighting my traps was pretty ingenious if not a bit off beam (my traps are pretty normal average I'd say). I suspect the girl in question brightens up her day playing some sort of body part bingo...... Probably told guy before me he had nice deltoids.......!

[Boundless]

I can't tell if I'm stroking my ego or if the girl is using a mood boosting technique, but

How often when you meet new girls do they tell you how handsome you are and that you don't have to punt?

Never

[Boundless]

A girl on a webcam once said to me "you're a sad tosser, no wonder you have to pay for sex"

She hit the nail right on the head there!