Before I make what may sound an unusual request, please follow me through these numbers, in case I've cocked up the maths.
Between them, my four favourite massage parlours have, normally, sixteen girls available daily. They're open, typically, from 10:30am to 7:30pm, so nine hours, which is eighteen half-hour slots. Let's say each girl is busy for six of those slots (some girls are a lot busier than that, I know, and some punts are an hour or more, but let's say six is a reasonably conservative estimate).
So that's roughly a hundred punts a day, so three thousand a month. You know how many reviews of those establishments were posted on here in the last month? Six. Six, in total. That's a fifth of one percent.
So where is everybody? I know most punters aren't members of UKP - I only found the site by accident, myself, after several months punting - but there must be more to it than that.
I can only think that it's because when a punt is perfectly good, satisfying and enjoyable, but otherwise unremarkable, we think any review might be a bit dull, because there's nothing exceptionally interesting to say about it. So please, post a review anyway. The chances are we won't find it dull, but even if we do, so what? We can just skip to the next.
Reviews are the lifeblood of this site, and the main reason it's such good fun. It would be a real shame if they dried up.
