little katie - blown out and shit comms ever since

[UltrasForLife]

Yes how does a 20 year old write like that?? You soppy bastards....you really are getting soft about a prossie 

Pathetic cunt.

[Quesadilla]

Yes how does a 20 year old write like that?? You soppy bastards....you really are getting soft about a prossie 

Pathetic when a pro$$ie gets so old, sour and jealous she has to resort to back-stabbing behaviour like this. 

Suppose there's not much else to do when the you can't even find the phone for the dust! 

[cockneybstrd]

Yes how does a 20 year old write like that?? You soppy bastards....you really are getting soft about a prossie 

That does take the fucking biscuit a pro$$ie have to point out what a bunch of fluffy cunts some posters are !

[Little Katie]

Lol! 
Miss Kayla May, If you are still reading this thread I'll tell you exactly how I manage to fit escorting around my studies and other job.. It's called HARD WORK and AMBITION.
How does a 20 year old write like that?.. It's called EDUCATION and CLASS.
Perhaps if you put half as much effort into pleasing your clients as you have into creating a false account and your desperate attempt to slander my name there would be no need for such blatant display of hostility and jealousy.. One of my favourite songs (New Radicals - You Get What You Give) springs to mind! 
Oh and whilst we're on the subject of definitions.. This word "Fluffy".. That's just a pessimists nickname for an optimist is it not??? 
xxx

[yorkshire123]

Oh and whilst we're on the subject of definitions.. This word "Fluffy".. That's just a pessimists nickname for an optimist is it not??? 
xxx

No its a realists nickname for a dreamer 

[Little Katie]

Realists are living to die. Dreamers are dying to live. I know which camp I'd rather be in! 

[Quesadilla]

Realists are living to die. Dreamers are dying to live. I know which camp I'd rather be in! 

I'm firmly in your camp Katie....at least I hope to be VERY soon! 

[cockneybstrd]

One of my favourite songs (New Radicals - You Get What You Give) springs to mind! 
Oh and whilst we're on the subject of definitions.. This word "Fluffy".. That's just a pessimists nickname for an optimist is it not??? 
xxx

As your so CLASSY and INTELLIGENT. One suggests you go back and listen to the lyrics of that song,

In particular pay close attention to Lyrics on the Liner sleeve who are unsung

Championed by a souless media misleading
people unaware they're bleeding
No one with a brain is believing

[cockneybstrd]

I'm firmly in your camp Katie....at least I hope to be VERY soon! 

Looks like UBER X has got some competition this week

[yorkshire123]

Realists are living to die. Dreamers are dying to live. I know which camp I'd rather be in! 

I give in, your far too intellectual for a Muppet like me take on 
I would normally end with a sarcastic remark like "what do you do for a living" but as you seem like a nice girl I will refrain (This time  )

[akauya]

She's feisty - I like her 

[Little Katie]

Hmmm.. In hindsight perhaps this Taylor Swift song better summarizes.. "The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, Baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off.."  xxx

[Salt]

So locals on a Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and people travelling to see katie on a Thursday and Friday?

So when does LK do her "studies" and "other work"?

Phahahaha!

Yes how does a 20 year old write like that?? You soppy bastards....you really are getting soft about a prossie 

So Brizzleboi is actually the previously banned Layla May.....

I found this.....


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12599.msg213884;topicseen


What a nutter....this is a lesson, on how not to behave, for any WG coming on UKP


Bit more digging and I find this....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=36245.msg494358;topicseen#msg494358

Where she again behaves like a twat.....

And a little more digging this.....

I have seen Mistress Elite........3 times but the first 2 times she was Layla May, I wrote a review about a year ago........you may remember she fell out with this site.

And hey presto....

Mistress Elite External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Now re-branded as Southwest_Elite  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

 
What a piece of work.....

well done India...

 

[hooper567]

That does take the fucking biscuit a pro$$ie have to point out what a bunch of fluffy cunts some posters are !

Don't care what Layla May had to say and if she provided the same service maybe she would have punters sticking up for her!

[SirFrank]

The fact that a previously banned prossie saw fit to come on here and slag LK off tells you two things; 1) some SGs really are jealous backstabbers, 2) LK probably has the busiest business phone in Bristol, hence point 1. I have of course met LK and posted a previous glowing review and this, together with other UKP reviews, gives an indication of the level of service she provides. She is without question one of the best WGs I've ever visited, ever. This in part contributed to my review on this occasion - ie it came about as a result of disappointment and frustration. I guess in hindsight we both could have and perhaps should have communicated better with each other around that time, but of course that ship has now sailed. My review is therefore a reflection of my experience and how I felt.

She is 20 and bright and the fact that MissLaylaMay is surprised at her level of literacy perhaps tells you more about her than it does about LK. 

[timstella]

The fact that a previously banned prossie saw fit to come on here and slag LK off tells you two things; 1) some SGs really are jealous backstabbers, 2) LK probably has the busiest business phone in Bristol, hence point 1. I have of course met LK and posted a previous glowing review and this, together with other UKP reviews, gives an indication of the level of service she provides. She is without question one of the best WGs I've ever visited, ever. This in part contributed to my review on this occasion - ie it came about as a result of disappointment and frustration. I guess in hindsight we both could have and perhaps should have communicated better with each other around that time, but of course that ship has now sailed. My review is therefore a reflection of my experience and how I felt.

She is 20 and bright and the fact that MissLaylaMay is surprised at her level of literacy perhaps tells you more about her than it does about LK. 

Well said Sir F
After a posting gap of several months I would like to say that moron LaylaMay's post is particularly ironic, as for once Katie is actually truthful about herself. We are all familiar with 'university educated' girls who clearly don't have two GCSEs to rub together and 22 year olds who actually well over 30. Katie is at university and is 20, exactly as she says. In fact she may be erring on the side of too much openness. The so called fluffiness on this thread has nothing to do with romantic delusions or white knighting, it's pure customer satisfaction.
Tim

[cockneybstrd]

The so called fluffiness on this thread has nothing to do with romantic delusions or white knighting, it's pure customer satisfaction.
Tim

That might be true of those that have met her. but the most fluffy comments come from someone who has not yet

[Quesadilla]

That might be true of those that have met her. but the most fluffy comments come from someone who has not yet

What can I say? I have had a shit time punt-wise in the run up to Christmas due to work commitments abroad etc.

So allow a poor man his fluffy dreams about Little Katie - I know that oasis in my current punting desert could be just a mirage but the hope that she might live up to the hype is all that's keeping me sane. 

[Jeremy]

Absolutely classic. You've got to laugh at the idiocy and desperation of some prossies

[hooper567]

I think everyone has had their say on this thread now unless anyone else wants too create a fake profile and go over old ground 

[Bristolboy]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Check out her blog. Think it says it all.