Victoria Ashley (Aldgate)

[DylanPerry]

After all the crap you wrote above. You again ended your nonsense of an explanation, pointing to the “Price” - the very same thing you have have posted on twitter on how you won’t let anyone on UKP and UKE dictate your prices.

Your are soo damn thick !

Didn't even notice that. Expect nothing less from the pro that is Sinz.

[vw]

Prossie is bleating to admin on post reports.   

She knew to use a different ip address to review it seems, but didn't remove he character flaws from her pots. 

[The_Don]

Prossie is bleating to admin on post reports.   

She knew to use a different ip address to review it seems

People often have access to a number of different internet connected technologies.

Not hard to have several smart phones or PC's, connect via different providers and IP addresses!

but didn't remove he character flaws from her pots.

After reading some of her posts on UKE, I've chosen to black list her.

[finn5555]

Prossie is bleating to admin on post reports.   

She knew to use a different ip address to review it seems, but didn't remove he character flaws from her pots.

Is she still whining like a bitch on UKE 

[NigelF]

I always write reviews in Word, spell check them, then cut and paste them into the site. It means I can edit the text and phrase my comments in a way that doesn’t make me look illiterate, like many reviewers seem to be.

So basically you're illiterate but you rely on Word so you look like you aren't.

Speaking of illiterate, it seems "Victoria" is too as she reported this post and claimed she doesn't ever answer the phone, particularly during bookings. However, he never said anything about being on the phone, he just said she talked too much:

Physically she was very attractive and had amazing tits. But unfortunately, the service, the price and too much talking meant that I wouldn't return.

[The_Don]

Speaking of illiterate, it seems "Victoria" is too as she reported this post and claimed she doesn't ever answer the phone, particularly during bookings. However, he never said anything about being on the phone, he just said she talked too much:

The negatives were:
1) Her phone rang twice during our session and she went to address it on both occasions but didn't turn it off or put it on silent.

3) Too much talking and it kind of felt like a bit of time wasting


Communication
she responds quickly and requests to have a brief chat on the phone before meeting.

[Marmalade]

So basically you're illiterate but you rely on Word so you look like you aren't.

Ahhh the struggle!      

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“How shall I describe her .... “NEAR PERFECT”? Noooo, not enough letters. Never mind. I’ll knock out something on a word processor....” 

[NigelF]

Ah, fair enough, I now look like a tit! To be fair to me though, I had a quick look through his other posts in this thread and he didn't mention anything about the phone and it's also odd that Victoria reported his post in this thread rather than the neutral review he did.

Anyway, the comment about using Word still stands.

[Sinz]

Ahhh the struggle!      

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“How shall I describe her .... “NEAR PERFECT”? Noooo, not enough letters. Never mind. I’ll knock out something on a word processor....” 

 

I think she has realised her plan Tout on UKP has backfired and it is doing more damage than anything, hence all the reports to Admin to get rid of the comments on this thread.

Just when I was thought a WG can’t be anymore stupid, She proves me wrong.

[Marmalade]

A pro$$ie testifying to Admin that she is perfect and punters are liars. 

[The_Don]

I had a quick look through his other posts in this thread and he didn't mention anything about the phone and it's also odd that Victoria reported his post in this thread rather than the neutral review he did.

The Hobbit commented about the phone, during his punt and before, it took place.

Her comment about phones, may be a rebuttal that she aimed that the wrong review 

 

[NigelF]

The Hobbit commented about the phone, during his punt and before, it took place.

Her comment about phones, may be a rebuttal that she aimed that the wrong review 

Yes, aimed at the wrong review/thread but not the wrong person and technically it wasn't wrong to take issue with his post, it's just odd to have reported the post in this thread rather than his review or both.

Not that I'm saying I believe her over him, I definitely don't although of course I definitely don't know the truth either.

[scutty brown]

=====snip=====
Having passed the gift over ...........................

What fucking gift?

Only gift a girl would get from me is a spunk sandwich or a sperm donut.

[OldAdmin]

Not sure what's going on here, the post report section is filled with her reports, which a number can view. Is she mistakenly clicking the wrong button? Why not just post in this thread to explain her side.

[Sinz]

Not sure what's going on here, the post report section is filled with her reports, which a number can view. Is she mistakenly clicking the wrong button? Why not just post in this thread to explain her side.

She is just paranoid that her self written review is doing her more damage than help her advertise. She has been running her mouth on her twitter about UKE and how she does not care about anything said on here, but she can’t keep herself away.

Just saw the number of reports she is 

[vw]

Just saw the number of reports she is 

she will get the boot in a minute what an entitled twat, bet that puts more off than the review.   

[James999]

She's definitely overpriced. I saw her sometime last year and all she did for most of the appointment was talk. So, no wonder she has a dusty phone. 

Well she's very busy on here reporting posts, yours is among them 

[The_Don]

Not sure what's going on here, the post report section is filled with her reports, which a number can view. Is she mistakenly clicking the wrong button? Why not just post in this thread to explain her side.

Some times she tries to, rebuttal punters feedback and seems to have a chip on her shoulder (IMO).

[nigel4498]

She probably was up all night composing it then cut and pasted here

Proved right there then.

[AngelVictoria]

@Admin, my apologies!! No idea how this website works!! Its funny & perfect that you can all read my reports to admin, that totally doesn't bother me in the slightest! Two sides to EVERY story kids.

AHEM. Here's my response to all the revolting, lying comments on here, because I have been wrongfully accused of writing the review myself. Lets not forget to mention all the other colourful lies you online warriors *love* to spew about and swim in. Your attempts at trying discredit me are definitely not working! To those who have just joined us, take a seat and  --- > {Please read entire thread above & other 2 reviews about me, if you're eyes can bare the nonsense!}

The members cheap shots at playing me out be some bad, egotistical, highly strung, struggling, ridiculous, hideous, unprofessional, sloppy, NOT FUNNY (that one stings the most) escort is very weak! Error 404: Try again later.

Its abundantly obvious to any reader of this website, with ANY common sense that most of the members here must be either jobless, broke, you still live with your mum or you are very low income earners. Who has the time to be logged in all day! ---- Please, to the next escort that you try to attack, at least come up with something more original & interesting than all this cookie cutter rehashed drivel! 

Re - "Not staying away"  Correct, very observant kiddo, I've been logging in, peeping on this thread. Because my clients response to you all was too hilarious and accurate! That is what a legend looks like boys, kids, toddlers [whatever pronoun you are]!! 

Conclusion: The positive reviews are true! As much as you can't stomach it, you've been clearly *deluding yourself* The tactic at bullying escorts so that she lowers her rates to be within you're price range is so pathetic.  Wonder what genius sociopath thought of that one! Hmmmm. Are you guys friends with Harvey Wienstien

To address the guy {Hobbit} who wrote me a neutral review, WHAT IS THIS! Did we even meet!? I went back and figure out who you supposedly are? Are you even REAL? What is your AW username? When did this apparent outcall even happen? I have NO recollection of you. I was also alerted to that review back at the date you posted it too, when the booking would have been easier to recall & I still no recollection who you are? Or of a booking like you describe. Happy for you to contact me, prove it happened and take some responsibility for being a twat.

To any guy that complains - An Escort talks too much? Sorry - that is a matter of preference, would you prefer if I spoke in sign language? Even if I did talk too much, forgive me for being interested in *you*, but perhaps the whole booking was incredibly boring and you sat there with nothing to do, say or contribute to the booking. Gee, and did you even ask me for round two? NO? I highly suspect not, I have NEVER said NO to a client that eluded or suggested that he is wanting a round two within the hour. I would only decline a client who wanted round to at 55mins into the booking. Thats just simply too late, you need to shower & be on your way. I strongly suspect you've been telling porkies.
Question: Why complain if you didn't ask? Escorts are not mind readers! We need to know what clients are seeking, one clients desires can be completely opposite to the next! Also, many Men can't physically go for round two in just a 1 hour booking. Also - why complain about the fact that I don't offer OWO, I have NEVER offered it, its clearly stated on my profile. Who is the wining whore now? Claims: Debunked.

Re: UKE & Twitter - that is another escort!! My friend Amelia, I am not her Mum!? Although I entirely agree with her arguments.

Guy, seriously ... If you are struggling to believe any of my positive feedbacks: Please see my 81 Adultwork reviews & 22 field reports, I also have a tonne of emails & texts to show you to support my case! Additionally I have handfuls of clients that can vouch for me also!   

Points to ponder - since all of you have been punting for so long, and you've seen so many different escorts & you're clearly miserable, perhaps you should look at yourself and ask - why that is? Perhaps - Guys like YOU will never be satisfied and happy, because you are most likely are the problem, not the escort.  Maybe try and fix that, and not spend your life on these website sites trolling escorts. How sad! Try and be the best version of yourself!

In response to the guy that tried to say - Backpage equates me being cheap? Oh Babe please, you're *such* a moron. Its just one of the many sites I use, Backpage is free too, why not use it ocassionally? It is an internationally known site and it has brought me a handful of really wonderful travelling gentlemen! So don't be so confident that its only for *Low class* girls, *rolls eyes*

In response to the guy that tried to say kiwi's aren't funny: Hey! some aren't, but some are! Four words: Flight of the Conchords.

Ps: Don't ever insult my country. Its miles better than some. *Cough* and NZ's sex laws are light years ahead!

I'm attaching a lovely image for those who try to devalue me!

Till we never meet,
Victoria x

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[vw]

Points to ponder - since all of you have been punting for so long, and you've seen so many different escorts & you're clearly miserable, perhaps you should look at yourself and ask - why that is? Perhaps - Guys like YOU will never be satisfied and happy, because you are most likely are the problem, not the escort.  Maybe try and fix that, and not spend your life on these website sites trolling escorts. How sad! Try and be the best version of yourself!

So loads of anti UKP drivel is all we get what a shock. 

[vw]

Ps: Don't ever insult my country. Its miles better than some. *Cough* and NZ's sex laws are light years ahead!

You seem light years off any kiwi i have ever met, suspect they would think you are an embarrassment.

Guy, seriously ... If you are struggling to believe any of my positive feedbacks: Please see my 81 Adultwork reviews & 22 field reports, I also have a tonne of emails & texts to show you to support my case! Additionally I have handfuls of clients that can vouch for me also!   

Adultwork feedback is worth nothing at all, it is horse shit, so east to cheat, just like you have tried to here.

at the end of the day, admin let an annoying punter hating troll reply despite begin a bellend with the post reports. You proved nothing other than you are a pathetic punter hater that is the type to write fake reviews.

[Belgarion]

Always refreshing to see the true nature of people come out.

I'm guessing Word wasn't used for that post as it is full of errors.

I've always found Kiwis to be pleasant people, even the Kiwi SPs I've seen.

In any event the Blacklist has been updated.

[Billy no mates]

You, my dear girl, are an idiot.

Never, NEVER, bite the hand that controls your pocket money.

Suck it up, play smart.

Probably a bit late for that now 

[vw]

Re: UKE & Twitter - that is another escort!! My friend Amelia, I am not her Mum!? Although I entirely agree with her arguments.

Looks like you have the same pimp that put you in a group together..

birds or a feather flock together after all.

I'm guessing Word wasn't used for that post as it is full of errors.

I guess she has been out with Rio Lee

Not sure what's going on here, the post report section is filled with her reports, which a number can view. Is she mistakenly clicking the wrong button? Why not just post in this thread to explain her side.

Seems she was being a typical highly strung prossie,  full of entitlement, expecting you to proclaim her review not fake becuase she has tits.

[Marmalade]

Whatever she charges, just a slag underneath. 

[Cuntminion]

@Admin, my apologies!! No idea how this website works!! Its funny & perfect that you can all read my reports to admin, that totally doesn't bother me in the slightest! Two sides to EVERY story kids.

AHEM. Here's my response to all the revolting, lying comments on here, because I have been wrongfully accused of writing the review myself. Lets not forget to mention all the other colourful lies you online warriors *love* to spew about and swim in. Your attempts at trying discredit me are definitely not working! To those who have just joined us, take a seat and  --- > {Please read entire thread above & other 2 reviews about me, if you're eyes can bare the nonsense!}

The members cheap shots at playing me out be some bad, egotistical, highly strung, struggling, ridiculous, hideous, unprofessional, sloppy, NOT FUNNY (that one stings the most) escort is very weak! Error 404: Try again later.

Its abundantly obvious to any reader of this website, with ANY common sense that most of the members here must be either jobless, broke, you still live with your mum or you are very low income earners. Who has the time to be logged in all day! ---- Please, to the next escort that you try to attack, at least come up with something more original & interesting than all this cookie cutter rehashed drivel! 

Re - "Not staying away"  Correct, very observant kiddo, I've been logging in, peeping on this thread. Because my clients response to you all was too hilarious and accurate! That is what a legend looks like boys, kids, toddlers [whatever pronoun you are]!! 

Conclusion: The positive reviews are true! As much as you can't stomach it, you've been clearly *deluding yourself* The tactic at bullying escorts so that she lowers her rates to be within you're price range is so pathetic.  Wonder what genius sociopath thought of that one! Hmmmm. Are you guys friends with Harvey Wienstien

To address the guy {Hobbit} who wrote me a neutral review, WHAT IS THIS! Did we even meet!? I went back and figure out who you supposedly are? Are you even REAL? What is your AW username? When did this apparent outcall even happen? I have NO recollection of you. I was also alerted to that review back at the date you posted it too, when the booking would have been easier to recall & I still no recollection who you are? Or of a booking like you describe. Happy for you to contact me, prove it happened and take some responsibility for being a twat.

To any guy that complains - An Escort talks too much? Sorry - that is a matter of preference, would you prefer if I spoke in sign language? Even if I did talk too much, forgive me for being interested in *you*, but perhaps the whole booking was incredibly boring and you sat there with nothing to do, say or contribute to the booking. Gee, and did you even ask me for round two? NO? I highly suspect not, I have NEVER said NO to a client that eluded or suggested that he is wanting a round two within the hour. I would only decline a client who wanted round to at 55mins into the booking. Thats just simply too late, you need to shower & be on your way. I strongly suspect you've been telling porkies.
Question: Why complain if you didn't ask? Escorts are not mind readers! We need to know what clients are seeking, one clients desires can be completely opposite to the next! Also, many Men can't physically go for round two in just a 1 hour booking. Also - why complain about the fact that I don't offer OWO, I have NEVER offered it, its clearly stated on my profile. Who is the wining whore now? Claims: Debunked.

Re: UKE & Twitter - that is another escort!! My friend Amelia, I am not her Mum!? Although I entirely agree with her arguments.

Guy, seriously ... If you are struggling to believe any of my positive feedbacks: Please see my 81 Adultwork reviews & 22 field reports, I also have a tonne of emails & texts to show you to support my case! Additionally I have handfuls of clients that can vouch for me also!   

Points to ponder - since all of you have been punting for so long, and you've seen so many different escorts & you're clearly miserable, perhaps you should look at yourself and ask - why that is? Perhaps - Guys like YOU will never be satisfied and happy, because you are most likely are the problem, not the escort.  Maybe try and fix that, and not spend your life on these website sites trolling escorts. How sad! Try and be the best version of yourself!

In response to the guy that tried to say - Backpage equates me being cheap? Oh Babe please, you're *such* a moron. Its just one of the many sites I use, Backpage is free too, why not use it ocassionally? It is an internationally known site and it has brought me a handful of really wonderful travelling gentlemen! So don't be so confident that its only for *Low class* girls, *rolls eyes*

In response to the guy that tried to say kiwi's aren't funny: Hey! some aren't, but some are! Four words: Flight of the Conchords.

Ps: Don't ever insult my country. Its miles better than some. *Cough* and NZ's sex laws are light years ahead!

I'm attaching a lovely image for those who try to devalue me!

Till we never meet,
Victoria x

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Wow your an arsehole

A neutral review isn't be all and end all to stop me booking, a shitty attitude and sense of superiority which you have shown does the job though

[finn5555]

@Admin, my apologies!! No idea how this website works!! Its funny & perfect that you can all read my reports to admin, that totally doesn't bother me in the slightest! Two sides to EVERY story kids.

AHEM. Here's my response to all the revolting, lying comments on here, because I have been wrongfully accused of writing the review myself. Lets not forget to mention all the other colourful lies you online warriors *love* to spew about and swim in. Your attempts at trying discredit me are definitely not working! To those who have just joined us, take a seat and  --- > {Please read entire thread above & other 2 reviews about me, if you're eyes can bare the nonsense!}

The members cheap shots at playing me out be some bad, egotistical, highly strung, struggling, ridiculous, hideous, unprofessional, sloppy, NOT FUNNY (that one stings the most) escort is very weak! Error 404: Try again later.

Its abundantly obvious to any reader of this website, with ANY common sense that most of the members here must be either jobless, broke, you still live with your mum or you are very low income earners. Who has the time to be logged in all day! ---- Please, to the next escort that you try to attack, at least come up with something more original & interesting than all this cookie cutter rehashed drivel! 

Re - "Not staying away"  Correct, very observant kiddo, I've been logging in, peeping on this thread. Because my clients response to you all was too hilarious and accurate! That is what a legend looks like boys, kids, toddlers [whatever pronoun you are]!! 

Conclusion: The positive reviews are true! As much as you can't stomach it, you've been clearly *deluding yourself* The tactic at bullying escorts so that she lowers her rates to be within you're price range is so pathetic.  Wonder what genius sociopath thought of that one! Hmmmm. Are you guys friends with Harvey Wienstien

To address the guy {Hobbit} who wrote me a neutral review, WHAT IS THIS! Did we even meet!? I went back and figure out who you supposedly are? Are you even REAL? What is your AW username? When did this apparent outcall even happen? I have NO recollection of you. I was also alerted to that review back at the date you posted it too, when the booking would have been easier to recall & I still no recollection who you are? Or of a booking like you describe. Happy for you to contact me, prove it happened and take some responsibility for being a twat.

To any guy that complains - An Escort talks too much? Sorry - that is a matter of preference, would you prefer if I spoke in sign language? Even if I did talk too much, forgive me for being interested in *you*, but perhaps the whole booking was incredibly boring and you sat there with nothing to do, say or contribute to the booking. Gee, and did you even ask me for round two? NO? I highly suspect not, I have NEVER said NO to a client that eluded or suggested that he is wanting a round two within the hour. I would only decline a client who wanted round to at 55mins into the booking. Thats just simply too late, you need to shower & be on your way. I strongly suspect you've been telling porkies.
Question: Why complain if you didn't ask? Escorts are not mind readers! We need to know what clients are seeking, one clients desires can be completely opposite to the next! Also, many Men can't physically go for round two in just a 1 hour booking. Also - why complain about the fact that I don't offer OWO, I have NEVER offered it, its clearly stated on my profile. Who is the wining whore now? Claims: Debunked.

Re: UKE & Twitter - that is another escort!! My friend Amelia, I am not her Mum!? Although I entirely agree with her arguments.

Guy, seriously ... If you are struggling to believe any of my positive feedbacks: Please see my 81 Adultwork reviews & 22 field reports, I also have a tonne of emails & texts to show you to support my case! Additionally I have handfuls of clients that can vouch for me also!   

Points to ponder - since all of you have been punting for so long, and you've seen so many different escorts & you're clearly miserable, perhaps you should look at yourself and ask - why that is? Perhaps - Guys like YOU will never be satisfied and happy, because you are most likely are the problem, not the escort.  Maybe try and fix that, and not spend your life on these website sites trolling escorts. How sad! Try and be the best version of yourself!

In response to the guy that tried to say - Backpage equates me being cheap? Oh Babe please, you're *such* a moron. Its just one of the many sites I use, Backpage is free too, why not use it ocassionally? It is an internationally known site and it has brought me a handful of really wonderful travelling gentlemen! So don't be so confident that its only for *Low class* girls, *rolls eyes*

In response to the guy that tried to say kiwi's aren't funny: Hey! some aren't, but some are! Four words: Flight of the Conchords.

Ps: Don't ever insult my country. Its miles better than some. *Cough* and NZ's sex laws are light years ahead!

I'm attaching a lovely image for those who try to devalue me!

Till we never meet,
Victoria x

Hidden Image/Members Only

What utter drivel I got bored half way through
Clearly just another jumped up mentally unbalanced pro$$ie 

[James999]

You sound like a very old and bitter woman, don't hate men just because you rely on them 

@Admin, my apologies!! No idea how this website works!! Its funny & perfect that you can all read my reports to admin, that totally doesn't bother me in the slightest! Two sides to EVERY story kids.

AHEM. Here's my response to all the revolting, lying comments on here, because I have been wrongfully accused of writing the review myself. Lets not forget to mention all the other colourful lies you online warriors *love* to spew about and swim in. Your attempts at trying discredit me are definitely not working! To those who have just joined us, take a seat and  --- > {Please read entire thread above & other 2 reviews about me, if you're eyes can bare the nonsense!}

The members cheap shots at playing me out be some bad, egotistical, highly strung, struggling, ridiculous, hideous, unprofessional, sloppy, NOT FUNNY (that one stings the most) escort is very weak! Error 404: Try again later.

Its abundantly obvious to any reader of this website, with ANY common sense that most of the members here must be either jobless, broke, you still live with your mum or you are very low income earners. Who has the time to be logged in all day! ---- Please, to the next escort that you try to attack, at least come up with something more original & interesting than all this cookie cutter rehashed drivel! 

Re - "Not staying away"  Correct, very observant kiddo, I've been logging in, peeping on this thread. Because my clients response to you all was too hilarious and accurate! That is what a legend looks like boys, kids, toddlers [whatever pronoun you are]!! 

Conclusion: The positive reviews are true! As much as you can't stomach it, you've been clearly *deluding yourself* The tactic at bullying escorts so that she lowers her rates to be within you're price range is so pathetic.  Wonder what genius sociopath thought of that one! Hmmmm. Are you guys friends with Harvey Wienstien

To address the guy {Hobbit} who wrote me a neutral review, WHAT IS THIS! Did we even meet!? I went back and figure out who you supposedly are? Are you even REAL? What is your AW username? When did this apparent outcall even happen? I have NO recollection of you. I was also alerted to that review back at the date you posted it too, when the booking would have been easier to recall & I still no recollection who you are? Or of a booking like you describe. Happy for you to contact me, prove it happened and take some responsibility for being a twat.

To any guy that complains - An Escort talks too much? Sorry - that is a matter of preference, would you prefer if I spoke in sign language? Even if I did talk too much, forgive me for being interested in *you*, but perhaps the whole booking was incredibly boring and you sat there with nothing to do, say or contribute to the booking. Gee, and did you even ask me for round two? NO? I highly suspect not, I have NEVER said NO to a client that eluded or suggested that he is wanting a round two within the hour. I would only decline a client who wanted round to at 55mins into the booking. Thats just simply too late, you need to shower & be on your way. I strongly suspect you've been telling porkies.
Question: Why complain if you didn't ask? Escorts are not mind readers! We need to know what clients are seeking, one clients desires can be completely opposite to the next! Also, many Men can't physically go for round two in just a 1 hour booking. Also - why complain about the fact that I don't offer OWO, I have NEVER offered it, its clearly stated on my profile. Who is the wining whore now? Claims: Debunked.

Re: UKE & Twitter - that is another escort!! My friend Amelia, I am not her Mum!? Although I entirely agree with her arguments.

Guy, seriously ... If you are struggling to believe any of my positive feedbacks: Please see my 81 Adultwork reviews & 22 field reports, I also have a tonne of emails & texts to show you to support my case! Additionally I have handfuls of clients that can vouch for me also!   

Points to ponder - since all of you have been punting for so long, and you've seen so many different escorts & you're clearly miserable, perhaps you should look at yourself and ask - why that is? Perhaps - Guys like YOU will never be satisfied and happy, because you are most likely are the problem, not the escort.  Maybe try and fix that, and not spend your life on these website sites trolling escorts. How sad! Try and be the best version of yourself!

In response to the guy that tried to say - Backpage equates me being cheap? Oh Babe please, you're *such* a moron. Its just one of the many sites I use, Backpage is free too, why not use it ocassionally? It is an internationally known site and it has brought me a handful of really wonderful travelling gentlemen! So don't be so confident that its only for *Low class* girls, *rolls eyes*

In response to the guy that tried to say kiwi's aren't funny: Hey! some aren't, but some are! Four words: Flight of the Conchords.

Ps: Don't ever insult my country. Its miles better than some. *Cough* and NZ's sex laws are light years ahead!

I'm attaching a lovely image for those who try to devalue me!

Till we never meet,
Victoria x

Hidden Image/Members Only

[Hobbit]

To address the guy {Hobbit} who wrote me a neutral review, WHAT IS THIS! Did we even meet!? I went back and figure out who you supposedly are? Are you even REAL? What is your AW username? When did this apparent outcall even happen? I have NO recollection of you. I was also alerted to that review back at the date you posted it too, when the booking would have been easier to recall & I still no recollection who you are? Or of a booking like you describe. Happy for you to contact me, prove it happened and take some responsibility for being a twat.

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, I think you have said enough now to make yourself seem like a complete twat!

First of all, my review which I did last year is completely true and accurate! All of my reviews have been true and accurate and I'm more than happy to give someone a negative if they deserve it. Yes, we did meet and I still remember the session very well. And No! I'm not going to reveal my AW username, no one on this forum would be stupid enough to do that.

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, I think you have said enough now to make yourself seem like a complete idiot!

First of all, my review which I did last year is completely true and accurate! All of my reviews have been true and accurate and I'm more than happy to give someone a negative if they deserve it. Yes, we did meet and I still remember the session very well. And No! I'm not going to reveal my AW username, no one on this forum would be stupid enough to do that.

I actually gave the review a neutral because I actually found you attractive and you had a very sensual touch, which swayed it to a neutral rather than a negative. In hindsight now, I wish I gave it a negative for all the time wasting you did by chatting.

So, before you call me a twat, look in the mirror!

[dubhcarr]

the response of the prossie is sad........complacent and arrogant......holding up AW feedback.. .......the rest is drivel.......

[bearcat69]

Wow... That was one spectacularly loony and quite hilarious meltdown 

Umm, one thing I've gotta say... Always liked the look of this bird's pictures on UKE. Frankly, she looks fit as fuck.

The lack of OWO and the fact that I don't punt in London put me off wanting to punt her. Her price, well, it's high... I'm not some super wealthy guy who can just throw money willy nilly at whatever prostitute takes my fancy. But who knows, eh, a good attitude and good reviews might have piqued my interest, and maybe one day I could have saved up my pauper pennies for the opportunity to give myself a special treat.

I mean, point being, her pricing structure is her choice, as much as I may not personally think it represents VFM, and is frankly stupid and unrealistic, it's her choice how she wants to do her business, and a punter's choice if they want to pay her rates. But wealthy or not, why the fuck anybody would want to give their money to a prossie who clearly thinks so little of her potential customers, well that I do not know.

Anyway, thanks again for the laughs Victoria, enjoy your day and building on increasing all of those 81 AW 'reviews'.

Never liked Flight of the Concords BTW, always struck me as immensely unfunny crap for pretentious hipsters who like shit music. No offense meant to those who like it, just my opinion.

[MajorPayne]

I am not surprised at the rates she charges tbh

Maybe it is a typo?  Her profile says £220 per hour but it should be £120 per hour.  I suspect lowering her rate would give her more customers but I for one am not going near her at her inflated prices.

[Robbiebucks]

Wow your an arsehole

*you’re 

I’m guessing you don’t type your responses in word, proof read and spell check? I thought better of you! 

[smiths]

@Admin, my apologies!! No idea how this website works!! Its funny & perfect that you can all read my reports to admin, that totally doesn't bother me in the slightest! Two sides to EVERY story kids.

AHEM. Here's my response to all the revolting, lying comments on here, because I have been wrongfully accused of writing the review myself. Lets not forget to mention all the other colourful lies you online warriors *love* to spew about and swim in. Your attempts at trying discredit me are definitely not working! To those who have just joined us, take a seat and  --- > {Please read entire thread above & other 2 reviews about me, if you're eyes can bare the nonsense!}

The members cheap shots at playing me out be some bad, egotistical, highly strung, struggling, ridiculous, hideous, unprofessional, sloppy, NOT FUNNY (that one stings the most) escort is very weak! Error 404: Try again later.

Its abundantly obvious to any reader of this website, with ANY common sense that most of the members here must be either jobless, broke, you still live with your mum or you are very low income earners. Who has the time to be logged in all day! ---- Please, to the next escort that you try to attack, at least come up with something more original & interesting than all this cookie cutter rehashed drivel! 

Re - "Not staying away"  Correct, very observant kiddo, I've been logging in, peeping on this thread. Because my clients response to you all was too hilarious and accurate! That is what a legend looks like boys, kids, toddlers [whatever pronoun you are]!! 

Conclusion: The positive reviews are true! As much as you can't stomach it, you've been clearly *deluding yourself* The tactic at bullying escorts so that she lowers her rates to be within you're price range is so pathetic.  Wonder what genius sociopath thought of that one! Hmmmm. Are you guys friends with Harvey Wienstien

To address the guy {Hobbit} who wrote me a neutral review, WHAT IS THIS! Did we even meet!? I went back and figure out who you supposedly are? Are you even REAL? What is your AW username? When did this apparent outcall even happen? I have NO recollection of you. I was also alerted to that review back at the date you posted it too, when the booking would have been easier to recall & I still no recollection who you are? Or of a booking like you describe. Happy for you to contact me, prove it happened and take some responsibility for being a twat.

To any guy that complains - An Escort talks too much? Sorry - that is a matter of preference, would you prefer if I spoke in sign language? Even if I did talk too much, forgive me for being interested in *you*, but perhaps the whole booking was incredibly boring and you sat there with nothing to do, say or contribute to the booking. Gee, and did you even ask me for round two? NO? I highly suspect not, I have NEVER said NO to a client that eluded or suggested that he is wanting a round two within the hour. I would only decline a client who wanted round to at 55mins into the booking. Thats just simply too late, you need to shower & be on your way. I strongly suspect you've been telling porkies.
Question: Why complain if you didn't ask? Escorts are not mind readers! We need to know what clients are seeking, one clients desires can be completely opposite to the next! Also, many Men can't physically go for round two in just a 1 hour booking. Also - why complain about the fact that I don't offer OWO, I have NEVER offered it, its clearly stated on my profile. Who is the wining whore now? Claims: Debunked.

Re: UKE & Twitter - that is another escort!! My friend Amelia, I am not her Mum!? Although I entirely agree with her arguments.

Guy, seriously ... If you are struggling to believe any of my positive feedbacks: Please see my 81 Adultwork reviews & 22 field reports, I also have a tonne of emails & texts to show you to support my case! Additionally I have handfuls of clients that can vouch for me also!   

Points to ponder - since all of you have been punting for so long, and you've seen so many different escorts & you're clearly miserable, perhaps you should look at yourself and ask - why that is? Perhaps - Guys like YOU will never be satisfied and happy, because you are most likely are the problem, not the escort.  Maybe try and fix that, and not spend your life on these website sites trolling escorts. How sad! Try and be the best version of yourself!

In response to the guy that tried to say - Backpage equates me being cheap? Oh Babe please, you're *such* a moron. Its just one of the many sites I use, Backpage is free too, why not use it ocassionally? It is an internationally known site and it has brought me a handful of really wonderful travelling gentlemen! So don't be so confident that its only for *Low class* girls, *rolls eyes*

In response to the guy that tried to say kiwi's aren't funny: Hey! some aren't, but some are! Four words: Flight of the Conchords.

Ps: Don't ever insult my country. Its miles better than some. *Cough* and NZ's sex laws are light years ahead!

I'm attaching a lovely image for those who try to devalue me!

Till we never meet,
Victoria x

Hidden Image/Members Only

Despite being a member of UKP for over a year you haven't a clue how it works. Its a punters forum, punters are free to post their opinions within the rules as they wish, you moaning to admin isn't going to change anything. If you had a brain cell to rub together with another one you would of known this before reporting so much to admin.

[DrConners]

Till we never meet,
Victoria x

Thats the only thing I did agree on after reading your rant Victoria. 

[James999]

In hindsight now, I wish I gave it a negative for all the time wasting you did by chatting.

Do you want to regrade it as negative?

[scutty brown]

Hobbit must know her, the film's were all made in New Zealand

[finn5555]

She not sent any of her fanboys on yet to defend her honour 

[vw]

She not sent any of her fanboys on yet to defend her honour 

Doubt she will have fans, she certainly had not defenders on uke when i debated this in the morning with her.    Don't even think she got a like. 

Her and Amelia's pimp will be pissed off i imagine.

[Cuntminion]

*you’re 

I’m guessing you don’t type your responses in word, proof read and spell check? I thought better of you! 

I'd write them in chewed crayon if I could

[WelshElise]

@Admin, my apologies!! No idea how this website works!! Its funny & perfect that you can all read my reports to admin, that totally doesn't bother me in the slightest! Two sides to EVERY story kids.

AHEM. Here's my response to all the revolting, lying comments on here, because I have been wrongfully accused of writing the review myself. Lets not forget to mention all the other colourful lies you online warriors *love* to spew about and swim in. Your attempts at trying discredit me are definitely not working! To those who have just joined us, take a seat and  --- > {Please read entire thread above & other 2 reviews about me, if you're eyes can bare the nonsense!}

The members cheap shots at playing me out be some bad, egotistical, highly strung, struggling, ridiculous, hideous, unprofessional, sloppy, NOT FUNNY (that one stings the most) escort is very weak! Error 404: Try again later.

Its abundantly obvious to any reader of this website, with ANY common sense that most of the members here must be either jobless, broke, you still live with your mum or you are very low income earners. Who has the time to be logged in all day! ---- Please, to the next escort that you try to attack, at least come up with something more original & interesting than all this cookie cutter rehashed drivel! 

Re - "Not staying away"  Correct, very observant kiddo, I've been logging in, peeping on this thread. Because my clients response to you all was too hilarious and accurate! That is what a legend looks like boys, kids, toddlers [whatever pronoun you are]!! 

Conclusion: The positive reviews are true! As much as you can't stomach it, you've been clearly *deluding yourself* The tactic at bullying escorts so that she lowers her rates to be within you're price range is so pathetic.  Wonder what genius sociopath thought of that one! Hmmmm. Are you guys friends with Harvey Wienstien

To address the guy {Hobbit} who wrote me a neutral review, WHAT IS THIS! Did we even meet!? I went back and figure out who you supposedly are? Are you even REAL? What is your AW username? When did this apparent outcall even happen? I have NO recollection of you. I was also alerted to that review back at the date you posted it too, when the booking would have been easier to recall & I still no recollection who you are? Or of a booking like you describe. Happy for you to contact me, prove it happened and take some responsibility for being a twat.

To any guy that complains - An Escort talks too much? Sorry - that is a matter of preference, would you prefer if I spoke in sign language? Even if I did talk too much, forgive me for being interested in *you*, but perhaps the whole booking was incredibly boring and you sat there with nothing to do, say or contribute to the booking. Gee, and did you even ask me for round two? NO? I highly suspect not, I have NEVER said NO to a client that eluded or suggested that he is wanting a round two within the hour. I would only decline a client who wanted round to at 55mins into the booking. Thats just simply too late, you need to shower & be on your way. I strongly suspect you've been telling porkies.
Question: Why complain if you didn't ask? Escorts are not mind readers! We need to know what clients are seeking, one clients desires can be completely opposite to the next! Also, many Men can't physically go for round two in just a 1 hour booking. Also - why complain about the fact that I don't offer OWO, I have NEVER offered it, its clearly stated on my profile. Who is the wining whore now? Claims: Debunked.

Re: UKE & Twitter - that is another escort!! My friend Amelia, I am not her Mum!? Although I entirely agree with her arguments.

Guy, seriously ... If you are struggling to believe any of my positive feedbacks: Please see my 81 Adultwork reviews & 22 field reports, I also have a tonne of emails & texts to show you to support my case! Additionally I have handfuls of clients that can vouch for me also!   

Points to ponder - since all of you have been punting for so long, and you've seen so many different escorts & you're clearly miserable, perhaps you should look at yourself and ask - why that is? Perhaps - Guys like YOU will never be satisfied and happy, because you are most likely are the problem, not the escort.  Maybe try and fix that, and not spend your life on these website sites trolling escorts. How sad! Try and be the best version of yourself!

In response to the guy that tried to say - Backpage equates me being cheap? Oh Babe please, you're *such* a moron. Its just one of the many sites I use, Backpage is free too, why not use it ocassionally? It is an internationally known site and it has brought me a handful of really wonderful travelling gentlemen! So don't be so confident that its only for *Low class* girls, *rolls eyes*

In response to the guy that tried to say kiwi's aren't funny: Hey! some aren't, but some are! Four words: Flight of the Conchords.

Ps: Don't ever insult my country. Its miles better than some. *Cough* and NZ's sex laws are light years ahead!

I'm attaching a lovely image for those who try to devalue me!

Till we never meet,
Victoria x

Hidden Image/Members Only

why do you even care what punters write on here seriously coming from an sp with far more nutrals and a neg than you at the end of the day this forum is for service seekers and contributions should be in their best interests not any service providers they can think what they like every one is entitled to their own opinion as this is a punter site let the punters have opinions since it is their site slaging the site and uke off isn't going to end well just saying 

[James999]

why do you even care what punters write on here

For the same reason you do, the desire to supress the truth and keep the cash rolling in 

[WelshElise]

For the same reason you do, the desire to supress the truth and keep the cash rolling in 

oh really I havnt suppressed any truths read the Welsh bords recently ? Not have I ever written a long essay defending myself or challenged any review knowing that a particular punter was over his time( by 25min)  and he wanted to winge about somthing I simply did not have time to do so no you sir are wrong knowing things about a certain agency is in my best interests atm since iv recived threats from it's pimp it's also in punters best interests he gets found out on here apprently now offering incentives to write reviews just as his ex employer did at another agency he ripped off so I'm not on here for money purposes I see the warnings aswell and can tell local clients to watch out for certain girls ( scammers bbers)even try and get them to check this site out for themselves not every punter knows about ukp i like to think girls can help those who don't and can then better protect themselves against certain situations have a good day 

[James999]

oh really I havnt suppressed any truths read the Welsh bords recently ? Not have I ever written a long essay defending myself or challenged any review knowing that a particular punter was over his time( by 25min)  and he wanted to winge about somthing I simply did not have time to do so no you sir are wrong knowing things about a certain agency is in my best interests atm since iv recived threats from it's pimp it's also in punters best interests he gets found out on here apprently now offering incentives to write reviews just as his ex employer did at another agency he ripped off so I'm not on here for money purposes I see the warnings aswell and can tell local clients to watch out for certain girls ( scammers bbers)even try and get them to check this site out for themselves not every punter knows about ukp i like to think girls can help those who don't and can then better protect themselves against certain situations have a good day 

You don't half fucking whinge, is that part of your girlfriend experience, this thread is not about you, as much as you may want it to be 

[vw]

Do you want to regrade it as negative?

so the daft bint has talked herself into a negative then, to add to this fake review. 

[James999]

so the daft bint has talked herself into a negative then, to add to this fake review.

Looks like it

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=133004.0

[finn5555]

so the daft bint has talked herself into a negative then, to add to this fake review.

She will be spitting Kiwi feathers now i bet 

[dubhcarr]

so the daft bint has talked herself into a negative then, to add to this fake review.

new profile/swap imminent?........lol.........

[erewhon67]

Not sure what's going on here, the post report section is filled with her reports, which a number can view. Is she mistakenly clicking the wrong button? Why not just post in this thread to explain her side.

Good afternoon, Admin,

I agree – I’m not at all sure what’s going on in this thread.
I sign up to UKP, post a favourable review of Victoria Ashley and then I’m suddenly accused by various lunatic and distasteful conspiracy theorists of actually being her and writing a self-promotional review.
When I explain the truth, I’m then then subsequently called a liar and a tirade of abuse begins trying to trash both me and her. It's pissed me right off.
Just to affirm my credentials as a genuine punter, I have left a second review of another SP which, I hope clears up any doubts as to my gender.

I’m sure you realise that UKP has something of a bad reputation among the escort fraternity and, indeed respectable punters. This is due to the site being inhabited by a hard core of members whose sole purpose is to bully and trash the reputations of working girls and, indeed other punters like myself.
Some of the main culprits can clearly be identified on this thread and they are contributing to the low – and further sinking - reputation of UKP.
Many of them don’t even do reviews:

dubs – 9 reviews in 3 years  WTF?
james999 – 0 reviews in 7 years WTF?
TheBossman – 0 reviews in 3 years WTF?
Fin5555 – 12 reviews in 7 years WTF?
Sloggy – 4 reviews in 2 years WTF?
Marmalade - 40 reviews in 8 years, that’s only 5 per year WTF?
And it goes on and on…
I’ve posted two reviews in 3 days!

This is supposed to be a site for reviewing escorts, not a chatroom for lonely twats needing therapy, FFS.
I’d say at least 80 percent of your members hardly see escorts at all and just sit around all day in their skiddy pants posting complete crap and clogging up your servers.

How about making a rule that members should post at least one review every month or get relegated to observer status where they can view but are not allowed to post?
Or charging for membership like some of your rivals do – that would filter out the genuine punters from the saddo freaks. Plus you’d make some money.

Well enough with the ideas –of course  it’s your site to administer in your own way.
Just to reiterate, there are some vicious, misogynistic posters on here who are hurting your brand:
Virtualwaster, Sinz, Marmalade, to name but two of many. As Eminem would say, maybe it’s time for ‘cleaning out the closet.’
Thanks for listening.