Any feedback or Field Report that starts, "Well, what can I say?" ....Your guarantee of mediocrity. Pass...
The most alarming line, however, was posted here earlier this week - lifted from the punter's original AW report. Paraphrasing, it went something like this...
"As I emerged from the shower, Valentina - with a look of pure lust [oh,
please] - reached her toe towards my waist and expertly whipped off the towel with a deft tug. She beckoned me to join her on the bed."
vomit
If there was a prize for Worst Punt Report lines, this would surely take the prize.