After a massage there is usually the remains of scent and or oiliness; this would leave clues for missus HP, which is why I avoid massages? I used to like them. What does the team think?
Say you have been for a legitimate massage, a place like External Link/Members OnlyGo for a proper massage, and then go to the other massage with HR/HE, the missus will be done the wiser
They have a pretty unfortunate road name in their address for a legit place!
sorry to be negative, I am a positive thinker. I hate showers, which the Missus HP knows, I like a real bath so coming home damp would be a real error!. Perhaps I should take up 'swimming' as a keep fit hobby! Hehe, a nice wheeze I just thought of!
Massages are pretty much a prossies time wasting tactic.