any farting stories?

[lol-machine]

 have you got any fun stories of farting loudly or doing stinking guffs at vital, inconvenient times?

if so, what happened, you guff? she guff? embarrassment? continue without missing a beat? lol

sorry i don't have any, other than deeply offending a couple of girlfriends by passing voluminous farts in my sleep haha. I'll be honest, they had it coming

[johnnyboy61]

As you ask, NO.

(FFS, what is it with some of these new guys? Fair enough if you have an amusing story to relate and then ask if someone had something similar happen, but if you haven't why start a random thread? I might as well ask: did anyone have something amusing happen whilst inserting a chemical damp course? Because I didn't!

[PLeisure]

I'll get the clock out, shall I?

     

[lol-machine]

ha, yeah fair enough.

[The_Don]

I'll get the clock out, shall I?

     

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